memething?

[askerian]

I'm trying to keep from zoning out as I ponder things for the Tyr ofic -- still don't know whetyher or not I'll NaNo it (aaa it starts tomorr-- OH WOW IT'S MIDNIGHT HERE I COULD EVEN START NOW if only i knew where/how aaaaaaa) BUT ANYWAY.

Ask a question to any of my characters from any of my stories (fanfic, ofic, whatevs) and the character will answer. (unless it's spoiler, muahahaha.)


please talk to me ;_;

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

How about Sakura?

_{god I'm just flooding you with these things sorry ;_;}

[askerian]

... Would I tell her I'm attracted to her, or would I tell her I'm attracted to Naruto?

no no keep going, they're fun XD

[(Anonymous)]

Both.

_{his eyebrow is gonna fall off if it twitches too much y'know :D}

[askerian]

... Goddamnit you're nosy. ... about her, I'd just show her, she's not Naruto, she doesn't need it spelled out.

... about him I... I know she can tell, too. Might be better if I... don't speak about it. To her. That might... hn. She might get insecure. Better to avoid the topic.


bwahahahahaha. he needs to exercise his facial muscles more anyway. >D

[(Anonymous)]

whatifitachisaidnarutowashot

Oh, how would you show her then?

_{work that chin baby}

[askerian]

headasplody!!

*growl* How do you show people? Just, body language. Looks. The point is I don't have to talk about it.

... pfffffff ♥

[(Anonymous)]

But what if she wants/needs you to talk about it ;_;

_{flex those cheekbones}

[askerian]

you are making sasuke squirm. mean person. ;_; he's all "grnblbl aaaa i have to gnaw off my leg to escape aaaaa." Hn. *prods with a stick*

[(Anonymous)]

_{you will never escape hahaha}

[(Anonymous)]

didn't know where else to put this but episode 232 of shippuden has such a cute sakura/ino moment <3

[askerian]

oh yeah, I don't remember much in detail cause I watched it the day it came out, but this is one of the rare fillers I watched and I found it pretty cute in general. (... the fillers have defeated me. i watched every single one between part 1 and part 2... and the filler arcs with the three tails and seven tails... but those eps, I can't. they're just too stupid/useless/notworking in general, there's only a few worth the trouble. DX)

[(Anonymous)]

I stick with the ones that don't mention X-Chan the lost princess of Y most of the time.

also in that episode Tsunade kinda sorta _{not really dammit but let me dream} admitted to missing Orochimaru which is ;_;

Is TW!Orochimaru still around by the way on that note?

[askerian]

I don't like the random male OCs any better, really. If at least they gave 'em a good interesting fight, but NO. The asskicking part is always boring and cliche and not-WOW, just like the plot. Gah.

re: TW!Orochimaru: Well, no.

[(Anonymous)]

I always feel like the male OCs are written the exact same way as the females are. You could swap them all around without changing anything!

aww man. HEREHAVEAQUESTION what did Jiraiya and Tsunade think of that event? ;_;

[askerian]

No kidding, they all fall into the same cliche patterns all the time. eww. :/

Jiraiya and Tsunade were actually not sure he was dead for a good long while; he just disappeared off the map, really, so it took a bit of looking around to make sure he was dead and hadn't just managed to slip away from Jiraiya's spy network. After that they were really rather emo, and spent an evening drinking and trying to convince each other that they were fine and had seen it coming for years and it wasn't a big loss really because there was no chance at all he would ever have repented. Not getting depressed as fuck over it and doing the "remember when..." game! Haha. ... waugh.

[(Anonymous)]

I always think Naruto should call one of them by the wrong name

'SHUT UP YUKIMARU oh I mean Princess oops'

Aww ;_; Is it widely known that Itachi did it or is that on a needtoknow basis? If anyone knows that at all?

Wait did Jugo just get left in that dungeon to rot?! D: And Karin stuck guarding that prison?

[askerian]

pff. XD


I think people know it was Akatsuki but they don't know it was Itachi in particular. Only Kisame was around and Suigetsu didn't see anyone else when he was running off and I don't know if he told anyone or even went back to his village.

Since I made up the story way before Juugo ever appeared and I find the explanation for the curse seal a bit :/ I'm kind of on the fence on whether Juugo even exists in Teamworkverse. If he does, he's also likely dead by now; without anyone to control him, he'd let himself die rather than risk hurting people again. Karin's probably around but I have no idea if she'll ever appear. Seems like she'd have very little reason to be in/around Konoha or have any interest in Team Seven if she was.

[(Anonymous)]

FOR THIS INSULT YOU MUST BECOME HER HUSBAND.

I imagine absolutely none of Orochi's leftover research was squirreled away by less scrupulous villages no sirree bob.

... He dies alone in that little cell with only the memories of Kimimaro ;_;
Karin seemed to like her boss, or at least be loyal to him until a not-dead piece of tall dark and handsome ass came along; maybe she could go on an epic quest to find his killer xD

[askerian]

Bwahaha yeah, that part was really WTF. I was hoping for a badass match but really it was just like *throws kunai!* *naruto dodges!* *throws wind attack! *naruto dodges some more, also lets her poof a few kagebunshins to establish she's Badass!* *haha i straddle you and have you at my mercy! *no, I have you at my mercy! *okay then -- onoes, damsel tiems*. The fuck srsly. She was unworthy of a naruto baby. (she did look kinda like a sakura/hinata lovechild though didn't she. XDDD)

... oho, now that could have happened. Hmm. Maybe Juugo is now living somewhere in Iwa, as people try to reproduce Oro's research and FAIL PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME.
Karin might WANT to, but on her own I don't think she has the drive -- she seems pretty survival oriented and she's not a heavy-hitter, she'd never go alone or if she couldn't get something out of it for herself.

[(Anonymous)]

Daughter from the future <3

'I'm so sorry Manda sir but neon pink scales aren't so bad D:'

... I'm getting these images of Karin offering to be like a babysitter or something for the TW babies in exchange for a chance at Itachi. and joining the harem

[askerian]

Oh hey, I wonder if anyone will get the snake contract in Teamworkverse. Sasuke sure won't. *ponders* Maybe the scroll will just lie in a corner of a base, abandoned. Boohoo.

Oh god karin babysitting. SOWRONG. As for the haremthing she might provide some good genes re: her healing chakra and compass things, but she doesn't ping me as a great mother. but oh the SakuKarin. Nghyes. *_*

[(Anonymous)]

maybe Jiraiya and Tsunade pick it up. gack everything about team sannin is just so ;_; for me.

SORIGHT. Plus I bet Karin would get Sakura to be more proactive when it comes to strap-on Sasuke sex being open about her sexual needs with Sasuke!

[askerian]

three centuries later i finally realize i forgot to unscreen/answer this. 'm sorry, anon-chan, it was a really fun convo .__.;;;;;


... s-strap-on sasuke sex... karin and sakura allying to get strap-on sasuke sex... @__@ THIS IS GLORIOUS. I MUST HAVE IT.