(teamwork) stupid ficlety sidefic

Born from people prodding me about this tidbit in the latest teamwork drabble I wrote:

"If you want two girls so much, why don't you teach your man your jutsu?" she asks mock-innocently, and represses a smile once again.

Naruto's expression changes from "happy pervy thoughts" to "forlorn". "I offered once. He broke my nose -- hey!"

Haven't betaread yet of course, and it isn't in its definitive shape -- might add/tweak stuff here and there. Sakura/Naruto interaction, rated R because yay pervy conversation. XD

( You want me to what? )

*ded of lmao*

bad_sex is the funniest community ever invented. EVER. I've been reading for the last hours and snickering out loud every other page. (going aww ;_; a few times too)

But what really killed me was this girl a few pages back posting about a threesome she had with two guys, and one of the commenters replying:

I was in the same situation last year, but the two guys kept insulting each other and saying, "You're not doing that right! You don't know how to pleasure a woman!" "Stop talking about yourself." NEVER AGAIN, NEVER AGAIN.


HI, PLOTBUNNIES.