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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2011-05-29 08:21 pm
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oh my god it's been so long since something had pissed me off THAT much

I thought I was getting calmer! Or more desensitized to stupid! Soon enough I wouldn't need to rant my head off anymore!

Apparently I wasn't looking in the right place. Oh, how silly was I, thinking that people might like Sakura in the Naruto/Sakura fanclub. :O

Apparently not only some of them now *hate* her (reasons expanded on underneath), but they love a Naruto that has less resemblance to canon!Naruto and more resemblance to what they see in the mirror every morning.

I am so fucking glad that Naruto is the farthest thing from a motherfucking Nice Guy and didn't ever ask for anything in return for his friendship and support but HER friendship and support.

I am so fucking glad that *he's* not going to flip his lid when she doesn't suddenly realize that her friendship means nothing and that Naruto wanted nothing but her riding his cock in return, because it's the only way to repay his several years of unasked-for ~martyrdom~ in her name.

Doesn't she know that women can bring nothing else of value in a bond between two people? Doesn't she feel horrible for being a cocktease and using Naruto's feelings for her own ends? Did she seriously assume Naruto's friendship came free of strings? Pff, silly cunt. :D

My god, I fucking hate Naruto-stu Nice Guys dickwads. Kishimoto isn't the one who writes Sakura as the girl who jilted him for the hot jerk in high school, YOU are.

[identity profile] leilia.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I think that he's only reading fanboy wanna-be fanfic for his canon reference. Or I hope he is. It's about the only excuse I can see for the shoddy OOC-ness that he has.

I did a tongue-in-cheek post a while ago that references the fic. http://leilia.livejournal.com/320271.html A lot of the things I don't quote actually refer to this fic including the asking for who should Naruto have in his harem next and the author's notes of doom. Mostly though, I show it to people as an example of how a fic can start off fairly interestingly and then crash and burn horribly when the author lets his/her prejudices get to their head as well as their own inflated opinion of their self-worth. It's the classic example of the Goku effect mixed with the Tenchi effect - both of which are pure fanboy fantasies. I probably could expand more on this and I may later. ^_^

[identity profile] kirai-akuma.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Naruto Stu? I only read descriptions and a commentary, but judging by that? Evil, mindraping, soulstealing, parasitic eldrich abomination Naruto is much more like it, than Naruto Stu... though I suppose you could argue that some Naruto Stu's are that already.

[identity profile] kirai-akuma.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Also:

http://forums.spacebattles.com/showpost.php?p=5282069&postcount=35

[identity profile] leilia.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear gods... It's very sad that I know of him from both the FFML and now the Naruto fandom. I read Mirrors Multiplied and couldn't finish it was so bad. I never made the connection because of the time difference.

Also that article/write-up is very interesting. Very interesting.
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[identity profile] kraziekatlord.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That post made me sad. Cause Skysaber's "A Wizard of Gotham" was pretty funny/good, but then Skysaber quit writing, and to find out that Skysaber claims to be PerfectLionheart? *heartbreaks in disappointment*
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[identity profile] kraziekatlord.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You also forget how it's BAD that Sakura "abused" Naruto when she has her village/school/friends/parents saying it's okay, but it's okay when Naruto and others torture her by denying her basic human comforts like touch/approval/etc. He implies Sakura was in the loops for YEARS, growing while her parents remained static, and the first human touch she gets is from Naruto when she begs to be let go from the loop.
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[identity profile] kraziekatlord.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I did put in a review, pointing out how Sakura was tortured as much as Naruto was, if not more since Naruto had Iruka. Never did get a reply. *shrugs*