askerian | crossover meme!

Duo Maxwell? xD

... :DDD i hate you for that bunny. just so you know.

So Duo is about 19, and he's working salvage in space, you know, where he can pilot stuff and defuse bombs and play with old missiles and broken machines? And he finds an old mobile suit that's still in working order, even so long after the war. And he's missing his old buddy Deathscythe something awful, so he indulges in a little joyride.

THEN COMES THE BLACK HOLE.

And then he ends up in the middle of a swarm of Reaver ships, and ohmyfuckingGOD how the hell do those flying death trap ships still fly what are they doing to that strange-looking but apparently harmless transport ship are they space pirates or what -- hey, cool, my missile launchers still work. Good boy, Taury-kun.

Then depending on how evil I feel (probably very evil) the ship would either be Serenity and he'd climb on and hang on while it zips away from the Reaver swarm and then "hello we're grateful but have a face full of our guns anyway you strange robot-riding person", or the ship isn't Serenity and he'd have to killinate every Reaver ship and then he'd have to scavenge from the attacked and massacred transport ship and try to figure out how to send a message for help because his coordinates are wrong and a fucking MS has no supplies for long stays in space, and eventually Serenity might come by to scavenge a bit, and then hello mexican stand-off between strange Reaver survivor with stranger robothing and possibly murderous space pirates.

Eventually they'd realize Duo's robot has great firepower and the Reavers are still around, SO. They'd work out something like Duo protects them while they go through the Reavers, and they feed him and drop him off somewhere air doesn't come out of a tiny, almost-empty can.

Jayne would make fun of the braid and end up flattened against the floor. Kaylee would have an orgasm at the sight of the MS' cockpit. Duo would bond with Wash over piloting things, because he's smart enough not to try to poke the controls without invitation. >.>

Of course Mal and Duo would butt heads regularly, made worse by how Duo never seems to take his temper quite seriously enough.

So it's totally going to end up with Mal/Duo smexings against a wall. Ohyeah. u.u

(and if i wanted a real plot I would totally bullshit something about the Gundams ending up in this universe and Duo needing to take them back before Evil Government starts stealing the tech so they can oppress the masses some more. But I don't. >.>)

*pant pant* *wheeze* ... my fingers hurt. Damn bunnies.

Re: Duo - Firefly

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oxbonkus.livejournal.com - 2008-06-23 08:00 (UTC) - Expand

Balsa!

Man, that fandom is hard to crossover properly.

Balsa dies! T_T And ends up in the Bleach afterlife. And becomes a kickass Shinigami. Though that's mostly for the training, because she doesn't like being in an army-like situation and after that she quits. What, I can't quit? Sure can, I served fifty years, that repays you for the training quite enough. Then she'd go to the bad area of town, with abandoned starving kids, and she'd start making herself a space where kids can be safe and she'd teach guys trying to cause trouble how to behave and it would be awesome.

There would still be trouble with the shinigami association thing, but Kenpachi and Ikkaku and Yumichika would go "fuck y'all, she's in our division now." And it would be even awesomer.

Yes.

*note to self, find better way to bullshit why Balsa ended up in our afterlife and not hers. >.>*

what would you do to I-mean with Seph? XD

(also, there's new fic here (http://asylums.insanejournal.com/no_true_pair/25985.html)...)

(NEW FIC YAY.)

Uh, Seph... Where could he go that he wouldn't be godmoddy as hell. *ponders*

... Narutoverse. The Lifestream tried to erase him entirely, and he's in a sad state, memories messed up, Jenova torn out, but he's still somewhat dangerous and he won't be erased, so the Planet just throws him to some other planet. Here, have fun.

He lands in Fire Country and Kakashi finds him. And Kakashi is appropriately wary, but also powerful enough to protect himself when Seph snaps, and he has just the right mix of "I understand because I went through shitty stuff" and the casual irreverence needed to not make it a big deal, and I think Seph would appreciate that, in a way, because I can't see him wanting to talk about any of his trauma, and maybe he'd eventually start to wonder about what Kakashi thinks behind that mask and that stealth sarcasm, just enough of a challenge that Seph can't dismiss him as another brainless sycophant or scared peon, but enough willingness to offer basic aid and not enough aggressiveness to prompt Seph to see him as an enemy and dispatch him.

Basically he wouldn't know what to make of Kakashi, and perhaps that would slowly make him stop gazing at his own bellybutton. Well, part-time. Maybe.

Also, the idea of two uncommunicative silver-haired bastards trying to get along = lol.

all the time he'd spend watching over mentally-not-very-stable!Sephiroth, he'd have been weighting reasons to off him versus reasons not to. XD Eventually, when Kakashi is convinced Seph is less crazy and not about to killinate people, perhaps he'd take him to Konoha to see Tsunade.

... Maybe Seph would get his head out of his ass a bit when he realizes he's FAR from the most monster-like person they have around. XD (also, Sasuke+Naruto's ego = totally a match. Sorry Sephy.)

Re: Sephiroth - Kakashi

chibirisuchan.livejournal.com - 2008-06-14 22:18 (UTC) - Expand

Someone got Balsa already so.... Tatsuki? (Or Ikkaku if Tatsuki doesn't speak to your plunnies.)

So one day, Tatsuki gets hurt. Badly hurt. And it's the middle of a war and Orihime can't spare the power to heal her, and so instead she rejects time -- so that Tatsuki will stay frozen until Orihime can get back to her.

Then shit happens and she can't, and Tatsuki's body is lost.

Tatsuki wakes up a hundred years or so in the future, and she's still badly hurt, but they have better hospitals now. And no one knows where she comes from, so she pretends she doesn't remember. But she does. But she never says so -- because Orihime's spell wouldn't end as long as Orihime herself didn't end -- not die, that's too easy, but more. And that means either she went through reincarnation, or her soul itself was erased, and it hurts, and she grieves but there's no one to share it with.

But they have giant robots now, and Orihime would have loved giant robots -- hell, she wanted to be a giant robot. So Tatsuki enrolls and becomes a mobile suit pilot.

Then there's a war. And she doesn't agree with the oppression of the colonies, and so she deserts with her Mobile Suit and joins Howard's ship around the time the Gundam Pilots are there.

She doesn't find them ultra-special, because she knew people even more special, and she doesn't try to get close, because none of them remind her of home and she's done being the useless cheerleader section to those who save the world. But maybe she spars with Wufei or Heero, or maybe she exchanges a few polite words with Quatre.

After the war, she becomes a Preventer.

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tephra - 2008-06-15 23:15 (UTC) - Expand

Balsa was my first thought, but someone already mentioned her, so...

Cagalli?

... Damn. It's kind of a copout to say Gundam Wing, but I can't fit her anywhere else.

Rift between dimensions while she's in space in her oh so stylish mobile suit/armor/whatever they're called. She arrives in the middle of a battle and both sides target her and she's not too sure how she survives, but she seriously hated having to run away. But no one replied to her demands of identification and she can't tell friend from foe, and last she knew Kira and Athrun were in battle and she needs to find them.

Obviously she doesn't.

But Duo and Quatre get curious, and corner her when she has to land to get some rest, and manage to talk her into following to a good hiding place. They talk, Cagalli doesn't trust them much but she's exhausted and she doesn't understand what the hell happened, and she doesn't even think of lying or hiding her past (she tries to keep what she thinks is relevant info for herself, but they're observant and she doesn't know what she should hide anyway). Lots of WTF, Duo dearly wants to poke inside her suit, Heero and Wufei are wary, the doctors have a theorygasm.

Then Relena hears about it and invites her to stay with, since the boys are so hard to live with and Cagalli hasn't even decided whether she wants to fight in their war. They talk about philosophy and politics, and Relena never disbelieves her on where she comes from, and at some point Cagalli cries herself to sleep on her shoulder. ~~and they have sex. u.u-b Dorothy is jealous.~~ (actually I could also see shipping her with any of the boys, but then I like to whore them out. So.)

A few months later, Kira and Athrun and Lacus break through and come looking for her, but that's another story.

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askerian - 2008-06-15 02:12 (UTC) - Expand

Sasukeeeeeeeeee. :D

Someone tries to create a bat-person chimera by giving the Gate a pretty boy, a bat, and a few pounds of chemical stuff needed to make up for the tiny bat wings.

They get Sasuke instead. He does not like it. u.u

He kills them and gets out, but he's lost in a colder climate than he's used to, his jutsus don't work, and he doesn't understand the language.

At some point he's in a village to steal food and someone notices his red eyes and dark skin and ZOMG ISHVARIAN MONSTER and they throw stones and panic and stuff XD and the army comes and sees WTF is going on and tries to capture him. Someone reports to one of the bad factions who like to have people put in labs. D: But Roy Mustang has a few men in the squad too and he does not agree.

Anyway by the time people bring Sasuke back to Central, (in a crate. >D) he's figured out how to turn back into a human-looking kid, so when they open up the crate there he is, topless and with a bad cold from the climate. Roy scoffs and says they panicked for nothing, even though there are people trying to swear they saw him with wings zomg, but by the time their superiors come by, Roy's figured out something to get Sasuke away.

Sasuke still understands jack shit of what they're saying, but Hawkeye doesn't take no for an answer when the gang tries to feed him and get him warm clothes.

Then the plot gets way too complex and long, stretching into months while Sasuke learns the language, and intrigues happen on every side, and Sasuke tries to learn Alchemy but first he has to learn to read the language and the science behind it, and at some point Ed comes by and they get into a fight of course and blah blah blah.

At some other point, Ed and Roy have themselves a Sasuke sandwich, because he's really too repressed to be healthy. u.u-b

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I have the bad feeling that if he got there, it would probably be as the result of Kabuto or Orochimaru's meddling. Oh, of course at first they'd be very pleasant, and delighted over his anatomical knowledge, and very understanding of his freakouts at the impossibleness of many, many things, and he'd be relieved to at least be with such smart, sharp-minded people.

Then he'd start noticing things and getting freaked out for some other reason.

And perhaps he'd meet Sasuke, sullen and silent and dangerous and dark, and Sasuke would despise his "but things shouldn't be like this!" attitude a little but he'd also not want an innocent in there, so when Simon comes to him with Questions, he wouldn't hide a thing, he'd be brutally honest, hoping to scare Simon off, and he'd probably allow himself to point out how Simon could best get the hell out without getting killed.

But of course he's weak, so Sasuke would have to escort him part way. Meanwhile Simon tries to convince him not to go back to them, because it's just not right what's going on.

If the interaction is written well enough, Sasuke might even come with. For Simon's own good. And he'd totally leave the second that defenseless idiot savant is safe. Of course.

Simon would be pinged so hard by the "taking a normal teenager and mindfucking them and drugging/altering them to make them a killing machine" angle. Soooo hard. And while he's an idealist in some way, he's not blind to the real world either, so he wouldn't accept Sasuke's black and white view of things. and he's very determined, so, maybe... ;;

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askerian - 2008-06-15 02:08 (UTC) - Expand

River Tam? :D

Final Fantasy 7. She was found at the site of the crash of an unknown craft, the sole survivor, speaking a strange language and being otherwise intriguing, therefore Shinra took her into custody.

Then Hojo got interested.

Then she went through a half-dozen SOLDIERs trying to get the hell away, but. They're SOLDIERs. Mostly it's just they didn't expect a tiny non-augmented girl to be that swift and lethal -- she's more lethal than they are, but they're stronger and some are faster, and there's a lot more of them. And Sephiroth came to see what the hell was going on, and River got all *... straaange* at his mind and got captured again.

But Zack was there and he did not like it. And Seph did not like it much, either. She looked at him so strangely, and she's not Hojo's usual fare. And. He doesn't know. So when Zack decides to break her out, he decides to just happen to wander down that way as well. Just in case. (Cloud happened to hear about the scene and when he sees Zack ninja out, he decides to invite himself along. >( No, he doesn't care he's only a trooper, thanks.)

she kind of almost kills them when the door opens, and Seph has to pin her down, and then she starts laughing because he looks so nonplussed at having to fight with a naked crazy girl and Zack is having "man, any other day, this would be stroking material. Whyyyyy. DX " thoughts. Cloud attempts some "here, please calm down?" and luckily she does and they lead her out.

They bring her to Aeris, and they look at each other, and ooh, I feel like I understand you in some way. Ten minutes later River is soothed and comes back all clean and cute and gentle-looking in a summer dress, while Cloud and Seph are still busy cleaning their scratches and hiding their bruises and Zack fixing his broken nose. (there was hair pulling during the fight, too. Poor Seph. u.u)

Anyway, Zack and Seph return to base before they're missed, people freak for a bit but no one ever finds out how River disappeared. Seph and Zack and Cloud come back at the church.

>_> I can totally see River making comments about the impracticality of Seph's hair while she leans nose to nose with him. She'd have zero respect for his personal space and his reputation. But hey, he's pretty to look at, and his mind is all kinds of fascinating.

Grimmjow :D

... I'm sorry, I twisted my brain in doughnut shapes trying to figure out something for him, and nothing works. T__T I love the character, but he doesn't want me to send him anywhere apparently.

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phlegmaticphrog.livejournal.com - 2008-06-17 18:56 (UTC) - Expand

Yoruichi?

I want to say Zack. Or rather "Zaaaaaack" however, someone will get to that eventually.

Dark Sheinder/Lucian, Or Tia Noto Yoko. I'm going more for Darsh.

Argh. Where could Darsh go...

He's so godmoddy, I don't know where to send him safely. Probably narutoverse... As to how he'd get there, he'd rip a hole in the universe doing some kind of show-off monstrous spell.

Tsunade would send ninjas. The men would come back bleeding and battered and the women without clothes. (Anko wouldn't mind that much. She and Darsh would have a battle via sex to see how long he can distract her from killinating her. ... And, well, she's Anko Mitarashi, but he's friggin Dark Schneider.)

He also molests Hinata, Sakura, Kurenai, Tenten, girl-Naruto, and back-from-the-dead!Haku. (who cares! he was drunk. if it looks enough like a girl... eh.)

Eventually, he meets with Tsunade, who scowls a lot and agrees to feed and host him as long as he doesn't knock down their goddamn walls.

Even more eventually, he realizes that Yoko will kill him if he doesn't go back, and leaves in a hurry.

Nine months later, Tsunade pops out a baby. Menopause? Who cares. he's friggin Dark Schneider. >.> )

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nemi-chan.livejournal.com - 2008-06-29 02:05 (UTC) - Expand

I'm goin for something kooky here.

Al from FMA in DBZ.

Easy! Bulma wishes for an armor that would protect her from X bad guy. Al is summoned! Goku and company have seen worse, so they befriend him.

The bad guy is made of some super-hard material that also becomes all melty when things try to hit it back. But Al analyzes it and uses alchemy to take it apart to its component molecules.

Then they use a wish to give him back his body, and the Gate bitches, but the dragon doesn't care.

Then Vegeta's daughter starts flirting with him because he's cute, resourceful and smart, and Vegeta hates it so much he throws Al on a spaceship to go hunt a set of dragonballs he can use ASAP to send himself home because like fuck he's letting some weakling human touch his daughter. Ed and Al are reunited, the end, socute. Except Ed never believes hm about the wishes, because, well, that's just freaking cheating, isn't it. D:

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rahedion-woif.livejournal.com - 2008-06-16 01:55 (UTC) - Expand

Mal

...someone chose Sasuke. I have to be original. Boo. XP

Oh, wait. Nobody's chosen Cloud yet. *chooses*

Kakashi in Bleach-verse :D

Rock Lee!

oki doki How about Wufei from Gundam Wing.... where would you send him?

and I am curious what you can come up with of any of the G-boys in the Naruto verse? or Hell the FMA verse to...

I'm not sure exactly what he'd do there, but this is a deeply traditional world and it just suits him rather well. Though there would be culture clashes and he'd need to find a purpose... perhaps protect the prince, if he found him worthy.

Not sure how he'd get there, maybe a summons. Sorry, I suck, too tired. T____T

first ep, in case you never saw the show: http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1117788RcbrgTxG?rank=4&

I'm reading loads of Transformers Movie fanfiction, so any Naruto character in Transformers movieverse (if you've seen the movie).
If not, then Voldemort/TomRiddle in Bleach.

I'm not into Transformers at all, sorry. XD;

Voldemort in Bleach, huh... Hm.

Sadly the only thing I can see happen is that he becomes a Hollow, the England Grim Reaper division dispatches a squad, and the end. For all his BWARHARHAR I R SO EVUL, he's really not all that. XD;

*predictable!*

Neji in Gundam Wing land or Firefly universe. :D

How about Mal in DBZ

or future trunks in Firefly <.

Cough. If you haven't done Dark Shneider yet, then do him. *flings into the Wheel Of Universes!*

If you HAVE....then I suppose I'll have to pick Edward Elric. ^^

Any one of the main four from Yuyu hakusho in either naruto or bleach...(Sorry, I can't decide!)

Woah there are such shiiiiny prompts here *__*

Sakura!! Ending up somewhere else.

what will happen if Edward Elric come to Naruto universe?

Oh this is fun! :>

Ulquiorra cause the bitch is hard as fuck to draw. XD Sorry for the language, but it's true. And insert him... anywhere?

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Sephiroth - Kakashi

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Tatsuki

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Wufei -- Seirei no Moribito

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