askerian | *dies of deth* XDDDD

askerian: I don't like any kind of naruto yaoi where there's no sasuke. XD;

crazy_toffee: but SasuLee you WOULD read? XD

askerian: yep.

askerian: the crack would be epic.

crazy_toffee: (talk about crack pairing!)

askerian: also, taijutsu master in bed? A+++

crazy_toffee: AHAHAAHAHAH

crazy_toffee: I hadn't thought of that

and then she went and wrote it. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

edit: ahahaha XD

book_people: ...The first line is a run-on, the author interjects in an attempt to be cute, and she referred to Iruka as "the dolphin". I think my brain is melting

askerian: ... the dolphin = instant fail

book_people: yeah. Referring to the characters as various and sundry animals is the most sure way to get me to hit the back-button

askerian: the raven = sasuke = AUGHDIE

askerian: wtfffffraven

book_people: Quoth the raven "I have to kill my brother"...?

askerian: ....LMAO

book_people: ^__^

book_people: I once read a fic where there was an OC with black hair, too, and the author called him "the crow." Presumably because "the raven" was taken...

askerian: .......................

askerian: dot dot motherfucking dot. >:(

book_people: yeah. Pretty much...

book_people: ...so does that make Sakura the flamingo?

askerian: *DIES* XD

book_people: and Kakashi is the pigeon.

askerian: ♥♥♥

book_people: *bows*

book_people: Oh, god, now I have the strangest image of team 7's first meeting...

askerian: So a canary, a flamingo and a raven walk into a bar...

sarolynne: I don't really have a problem with referring to characters as crows and ravens--as long as they have the habit of eating roadkill and being distracted by shiny objects. u.u

book_people: Sasuke: I see you dea--ooh! Shiny! *wanders off*

sarolynne: It's always the first thing I think. "The crow? So... does he eat eyeballs?"

book_people: only if it gives him a power boost.

askerian: urk.

book_people: you know he would

sarolynne: He'll abandon his fight to the death with his older brother because he spotted a gum wrapper.

sarolynne: So sad.

sarolynne: Like a character tragedy.

sarolynne: Only with litter.

book_people: Just think. All Naruto needed to do to lure Sasuke back home was to take out a kunai and let it catch the light...

sarolynne: You know, that puts a new spin on Itachi's crows. It's like... an homage to his foolish little brother. So sweet.

book_people: *grin* Wonder if he named them all a variation on "otouto" and "Sasuke"?

sarolynne: Kisame: What's with all of the birds, anyway? Would something else be scarier? Like sharks. Or the birds could be made of knives.
Itachi: Sentimental value.

book_people: hahaha! Reminds me of that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean, "Not you, I named the crow Sasuke..."

askerian: YOU LACK... PLUMAGE.

book_people: No wonder Sasuke was so insistent on learning to use the curse seal! There were wings involved!

askerian: u.u

askerian: but no feathers. phail.

askerian: unless he intends to get hairy palms to cover that up.

askerian: ...

askerian: >_>;;

askerian: come on, like i could have lived with myself if i didn't find a way to slip in a masturbation joke.

dies of deth XDDDD

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