*dies of deth* XDDDD

[askerian]

askerian: I don't like any kind of naruto yaoi where there's no sasuke. XD;
crazy_toffee: but SasuLee you WOULD read? XD
askerian: yep.
askerian: the crack would be epic.
crazy_toffee: (talk about crack pairing!)
askerian: also, taijutsu master in bed? A+++
crazy_toffee: AHAHAAHAHAH
crazy_toffee: I hadn't thought of that

and then she went and wrote it. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


edit: ahahaha XD

book_people: ...The first line is a run-on, the author interjects in an attempt to be cute, and she referred to Iruka as "the dolphin". I think my brain is melting
askerian: ... the dolphin = instant fail
book_people: yeah. Referring to the characters as various and sundry animals is the most sure way to get me to hit the back-button
askerian: the raven = sasuke = AUGHDIE
askerian: wtfffffraven
book_people: Quoth the raven "I have to kill my brother"...?
askerian: ....LMAO
book_people: ^__^
book_people: I once read a fic where there was an OC with black hair, too, and the author called him "the crow." Presumably because "the raven" was taken...
askerian: .......................
askerian: dot dot motherfucking dot. >:(
book_people: yeah. Pretty much...
book_people: ...so does that make Sakura the flamingo?
askerian: *DIES* XD
book_people: and Kakashi is the pigeon.
askerian: ♥♥♥
book_people: *bows*
book_people: Oh, god, now I have the strangest image of team 7's first meeting...

askerian: So a canary, a flamingo and a raven walk into a bar...

sarolynne: I don't really have a problem with referring to characters as crows and ravens--as long as they have the habit of eating roadkill and being distracted by shiny objects. u.u
book_people: Sasuke: I see you dea--ooh! Shiny! *wanders off*
sarolynne: It's always the first thing I think. "The crow? So... does he eat eyeballs?"
book_people: only if it gives him a power boost.
askerian: urk.
book_people: you know he would
sarolynne: He'll abandon his fight to the death with his older brother because he spotted a gum wrapper.
sarolynne: So sad.
sarolynne: Like a character tragedy.
sarolynne: Only with litter.


book_people: Just think. All Naruto needed to do to lure Sasuke back home was to take out a kunai and let it catch the light...

sarolynne: You know, that puts a new spin on Itachi's crows. It's like... an homage to his foolish little brother. So sweet.
book_people: *grin* Wonder if he named them all a variation on "otouto" and "Sasuke"?
sarolynne: Kisame: What's with all of the birds, anyway? Would something else be scarier? Like sharks. Or the birds could be made of knives.
Itachi: Sentimental value.
book_people: hahaha! Reminds me of that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean, "Not you, I named the crow Sasuke..."

askerian: YOU LACK... PLUMAGE.
book_people: No wonder Sasuke was so insistent on learning to use the curse seal! There were wings involved!
askerian: u.u
askerian: but no feathers. phail.
askerian: unless he intends to get hairy palms to cover that up.
askerian: ...
askerian: >_>;;
askerian: come on, like i could have lived with myself if i didn't find a way to slip in a masturbation joke.

Comments

[okamikaze.livejournal.com]

LOL

bad image, good sex

XD

Just noticed, Naruko's heart-eyes are blue LOL

[inane-romance.livejournal.com]

Why must all of the conversations I read on here leave me with a broken brain and busted gut?

[shiryu-yugure.livejournal.com]

I just died so many different ways from that ♥

Although, I think I'm one of the ones guilty for referring to Sasuke as a raven o_O;; *shot*

Where Sasuke goes, the bird jokes ensue. (I mean, honestly, as if duck-butt wasn't enough xD ) Birdy!Naruto world just killed me dead. Now I can't get cockatoo!Jiraiya out of my head. Lovely.

Though if you ask me, I think magpie would fit much better for Sasuke than raven, for some intangible reason...

[gothicstargrl.livejournal.com]

*guilty look* I used to associate Kabuto with corvids (crows to be specific, because they can act silly and seem harmless and then all of a sudden they're killing baby rabbits and pecking your eyes out D:), though nowadays I can't think about it without hearing Orochimaru fussing at him, "Would you stop admiring your scalpels and continue with the experiment?"

"Orochimaru-sama, they're sparkly. I can't help it--no more than Sasuke-kun can help wanting to play with dangling strings."
"When he does it, it's cute. When you do it, it's inhibiting the progress of my ambitions. Now start the autopsy or I'll eat you." (snake logic XD)
"...."
"In the not fun sense of that phrase."
"Yessir."

*sekritly continues to work on "everybody is some percentage animal" crack Narutoverse, where Sasuke is your average cat, Kakashi is a dog/wolf mutt, and Tsunade is a few parts cow*

[(Anonymous)]

O_o.... WE NEED MORE OF THAT FOR LOVE OF SOME IMBECIL GOD :D

-general stalker

[askerian]

d'aw it's not the same. XD comparison based on behavior/common traits =/= epithet based on a stupid inability to understand that raven =/= raven-haired youth and even raven-haired youth sucks balls compared to HIS GODDAMN NAME AURGH.

... also, lmao. ohh lovely. ♥

yes!! yesyesyes!!

[gothicstargrl.livejournal.com]

...*rereads* *rattles brain* Reading comprehension: I has it. XD (It's amazing that I didn't get that after I'd just spent an unhealthy amount of time reading somewhat-decent-quality Kabuto/Sasuke pr0nfic, where Kabuto was frequently described as "silver-haired". And also occasionally referred to as "bespeckled", which made my head hit the computer desk at lightspeed, followed closely by a cry of "It's bespectacled. If you're going to use archaic synonyms, at least spell them correctly.")

And it used to be a serious story! But then I couldn't help making jokes about Tsunade/Sasuke--milk/kitty OTP!--and then it eventually decended into pure crack silliness. XD;;;

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

...Win. Somuchutterwinwinwin.

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

...Ooh. But! Sound village dolphin!

*click**click**eeee!*

[nothri.livejournal.com]

I hate my brain sometimes....

Sasuke: I'm almost there!

Lee: I can't be the only one here to be left behind! Lotus Gate- OPEN!

Sasuke: OH GOD THE PAIN!

[tricia1224.livejournal.com]

I have to comment to this, I just don't know what to say. This just puts a whole new spin on things.

[askerian]

........

......................


D:

[nothri.livejournal.com]

::snerk:: Looks like you and Sasuke had a similar reaction.

[mezzo-marinaio.livejournal.com]

Hi there! ^^

Just dropping by to let you know that the 384 chinese scanlation is out at http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=311327!

Lol - if this is only the beginning of the fight, by the end of it they'll be making out!

[askerian]

*squee squee squee* thank you! *throws self at*

[jmercedesd.livejournal.com]

"sarolynne: Like a character tragedy.
sarolynne: Only with litter."


...


You and your friends have amazing conversations. XD

[sohaliatalitha.livejournal.com]

*lurks* pardon the intrusion but i have to say it:

"sarolynne: It's always the first thing I think. "The crow? So... does he eat eyeballs?"
book_people: only if it gives him a power boost."

So true. unfortunatly you have the wrong brother. I read this just before the crazyface chapter, so I laughed myself crazy when I read it 0.o