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So here we were, on a naruto forum, discussing the fact that for naruto>sakura>sasuke to be a true triangle sasuke should be in love with naruto, too.
And well... canon doesn't invalidate that.
And I felt cracky. XD
Sasuke: Sakura... Thank you.
...But I'm not taking you with me because Sound's fag hag are SOOOO much more fabulous. u.u Also you ship me with Sai, wtf. Gay means liking OTHER MEN, not other boysluts.
(Orochimaru: oooh, Sasuke, where are youuu~)
Sasuke: #>.># ... I'll... be back to finish our little chat in a minute. Or twenty. Seeya, girlfriend.
Sakura: ... !!! S-Sasuke, you can't -- No, Sasuke, NOOO! You can't do that -- You're ruining my fantasies! Fine, if you don't want Sai -- I'll arrange something with, uh -- Kakashi!
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: ... Shino? Neji?
Sasuke: Naruto or nothing. >.>
Sakura: ... *slumps* T_T fine, you asshole, but you better smile for the camera.
Sakura: hey Naruto, you'd do anything for me, right? :D
Naruto: Yes of course!!! :D :D :D *fails to notice the trap*
Sakura: And you'd do anything to get Sasuke back, right? :DDD
Naruto: You don't even have to ask!
Sakura: What if I told you there's a way to do both at the same time?
Naruto: w-what, really? O__O I'M SO HERE!!!
Sakura: Great! Drop your pants.
And this is how they convinced Sasuke to come back to Konoha. True story.
And well... canon doesn't invalidate that.
And I felt cracky. XD
Sasuke: Sakura... Thank you.
...But I'm not taking you with me because Sound's fag hag are SOOOO much more fabulous. u.u Also you ship me with Sai, wtf. Gay means liking OTHER MEN, not other boysluts.
(Orochimaru: oooh, Sasuke, where are youuu~)
Sasuke: #>.># ... I'll... be back to finish our little chat in a minute. Or twenty. Seeya, girlfriend.
Sakura: ... !!! S-Sasuke, you can't -- No, Sasuke, NOOO! You can't do that -- You're ruining my fantasies! Fine, if you don't want Sai -- I'll arrange something with, uh -- Kakashi!
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: ... Shino? Neji?
Sasuke: Naruto or nothing. >.>
Sakura: ... *slumps* T_T fine, you asshole, but you better smile for the camera.
Sakura: hey Naruto, you'd do anything for me, right? :D
Naruto: Yes of course!!! :D :D :D *fails to notice the trap*
Sakura: And you'd do anything to get Sasuke back, right? :DDD
Naruto: You don't even have to ask!
Sakura: What if I told you there's a way to do both at the same time?
Naruto: w-what, really? O__O I'M SO HERE!!!
Sakura: Great! Drop your pants.
And this is how they convinced Sasuke to come back to Konoha. True story.
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WIN
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>.> Seriously.
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♥
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Adi
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Adi
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*terribly amused by this*
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To be fair though, I tend to roll my eyes at "Kishimoto said it was a love triangle, and a triangle is only a triangle if it has THREE SIDES, so Sasuke must be in love with Naruto! It's canon!" arguments (and yes, I have seen them). Because, uh, "love triangle" being used to describe "A --> B --> C" instead of "A --> B --> C --> A" has been around for pretty much all of literary history, regardless of how inaccurate you may believe the term to be. :|
This does not, however, change the fact that Naruto --> Sakura --> Sasuke --> Naruto is totally true. Except it's really more like Naruto <--> Sakura <--> Sasuke <--> Naruto.
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Don't mind the icon, it's the only Naruto I have.
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I also almost got soup on my laptop screen as I started laughing at at the last line. Saved by ninja like reflexes, lol.
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(Anonymous) 2007-10-30 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)/DarkLordOfKichiku
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*dies laughing*
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XD *LMAO*
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