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* Okay, I think I finally understand how to make that groups thing work. Gonna start adding people now, I hope I don't forget anyone. Doing it by hand, so it might happen.
Reminder, I'm not your mother, I'm not going to be crawling around your LJ looking for any clue that you might not be 18, nor am I going to calculate from your birthdatecause I suck at mental maths anyway, but if it's in your profile that you just turned 14!! yay yay yay, or your birth year is over ten years after mine, please do me a favor and just read the stuff on Affnet. Pretty please.
Bah. Anyway, it's only the NC-17 that will be locked up, not the R-rated stuff, and since we all know I'm a cocktease and like to end the scene just before the good stuff, there's not going to be a lot of it anyway.
*ponders how best to christen the filter* *to, uh. make sure it works. is all.* >__>;;;
* I now have an InsaneJournal. I don't know what the hell I'll use it for, since I'm too lazy for triple-posting (I don't even double-post on GreatestJournal), I just got it to stalk people over there. Maybe I'll use it to host my porn, but LJ says linking to naughty stuff is the same as posting it directly, so it won't make much of a difference. I know they say they don't care about fanfic right now, but the way it's going, I don't expect that to last long. Also, I've got fanart to share too. I'm not very amused. I already can't post it on devart...
* Tons of comments and emails and nice things I haven't replied to. My apologies. If you were expecting a reply, I'll get around to it as soon as possible.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
piecrumbs and amarin_rose, thank you very much ^__^
* I'd write so much faster if I could kick my own ass. *zero motivation* I want to be at the chuunin exaaam already! *whines* So much evil angst to play with. Teamwork 2 was so slow-moving at times. ;___;
Inuzuka Tsume is a scary-looking woman. A wild choppy mess of hair, crazy-looking slit eyes with no visible irises, strong shoulders, claw-tipped hands with tendons and veins in sharp relief -- except from the fact that she has boobs, she looks like Kiba with lipstick.
It would be hilarious, if she wasn't terrifying. Naruto's pretty sure she wouldn't have much of a problem about going straight for his throat with nothing but her teeth. The way she rakes him with her eyes, missing nothing and finding everything wanting, the way she circles with her hands on her hips, and her huge, scarred wolf-dog who sits there and waits for the permission to eat him.
"Ma'am?" Naruto says, and laughs, a little nervously.
There's more silence, as she straightens up. She's not tall, not really -- Naruto is taller than her -- but maybe it's the mane of wild hair, he doesn't want to cross her anyway.
"Bring the fox out, kid," she rasps.
Naruto blinks. In the shadows, he knows the ANBU who have been babysitting him since the day of the seal are tensing up. "Uhh."
She twitches her head, sending a few long bangs to the side, piercing him with a narrow-eyed, watchful gaze.
"You're here to learn to deal with it, right?"
"Well... Yeah, but..." After Kyuubi's latest stunt, Naruto is perfectly happy keeping the bastard fox locked up in the darkest, dankest corner of his inner world for the next century.
"How are you supposed to learn anything about something you pretend doesn't exist?"
I have a feeling this is going to be a bigger sidefic than Sakura's or Sasuke's.
Reminder, I'm not your mother, I'm not going to be crawling around your LJ looking for any clue that you might not be 18, nor am I going to calculate from your birthdate
Bah. Anyway, it's only the NC-17 that will be locked up, not the R-rated stuff, and since we all know I'm a cocktease and like to end the scene just before the good stuff, there's not going to be a lot of it anyway.
* I now have an InsaneJournal. I don't know what the hell I'll use it for, since I'm too lazy for triple-posting (I don't even double-post on GreatestJournal), I just got it to stalk people over there. Maybe I'll use it to host my porn, but LJ says linking to naughty stuff is the same as posting it directly, so it won't make much of a difference. I know they say they don't care about fanfic right now, but the way it's going, I don't expect that to last long. Also, I've got fanart to share too. I'm not very amused. I already can't post it on devart...
* Tons of comments and emails and nice things I haven't replied to. My apologies. If you were expecting a reply, I'll get around to it as soon as possible.
piecrumbs and amarin_rose, thank you very much ^__^* I'd write so much faster if I could kick my own ass. *zero motivation* I want to be at the chuunin exaaam already! *whines* So much evil angst to play with. Teamwork 2 was so slow-moving at times. ;___;
Inuzuka Tsume is a scary-looking woman. A wild choppy mess of hair, crazy-looking slit eyes with no visible irises, strong shoulders, claw-tipped hands with tendons and veins in sharp relief -- except from the fact that she has boobs, she looks like Kiba with lipstick.
It would be hilarious, if she wasn't terrifying. Naruto's pretty sure she wouldn't have much of a problem about going straight for his throat with nothing but her teeth. The way she rakes him with her eyes, missing nothing and finding everything wanting, the way she circles with her hands on her hips, and her huge, scarred wolf-dog who sits there and waits for the permission to eat him.
"Ma'am?" Naruto says, and laughs, a little nervously.
There's more silence, as she straightens up. She's not tall, not really -- Naruto is taller than her -- but maybe it's the mane of wild hair, he doesn't want to cross her anyway.
"Bring the fox out, kid," she rasps.
Naruto blinks. In the shadows, he knows the ANBU who have been babysitting him since the day of the seal are tensing up. "Uhh."
She twitches her head, sending a few long bangs to the side, piercing him with a narrow-eyed, watchful gaze.
"You're here to learn to deal with it, right?"
"Well... Yeah, but..." After Kyuubi's latest stunt, Naruto is perfectly happy keeping the bastard fox locked up in the darkest, dankest corner of his inner world for the next century.
"How are you supposed to learn anything about something you pretend doesn't exist?"
I have a feeling this is going to be a bigger sidefic than Sakura's or Sasuke's.
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"get your fox out." mmwehe~
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*golf clap* Well done, miss!
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No, seriously, when I drop innuendos, I like to know I'm doing it. What'd I say now? XDDD;;;;;;
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Or maybe I just have a dirty, dirty mind.
Now, if she'd said "Whip your fox out", that would be your fault, but she didn't so it just means my brain has been infected by Porn World.
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Thank you! ^____I just can't see her being so scared of an animal she becomes irrationally paralyzed. Dogs hunt foxes. Sure they're rarely the size of buildings, but as long as this one is contained inside a brat the age and size of her son...
It's fine. ^^
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I will add you at IJ. Like you, I am not triple-posting, but there are people to watch over there. I moved my writing journal to GJ just for the hell of it, not that I write much but I will take my chances linking XD.
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Well, at least you can't lose your fics and comments if LJ decides to delete your writing fic. Good idea. *petpet*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm_10eS7YDM
haha, catchy!
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And yet it's the one I'm looking forward to the most. I can't help that Kyuubi!Naruto hits all the right buttons ;_;
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*kicks narukyuu* talk to me damn it.
I'll try to make it good, but the inspiration on this one is going up and down. I hope I can catch the sexykyuubiness ;__;
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...You always have us to help with that, ya know. *Totally offers
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-gigglesnort-
(Also, should it be "except for the fact?" instead of from?)
--AHAHAHA YOUR ICON WHAT
(maybe? I'm very shaky on grammar in sayings and I keep mixing for and from even outside of them. .____.; Are you really not sure and I should ask someone else to confirm, or is that your polite way of saying "you've got it wrong"? XD I don't mind being corrected on grammar. ^^)
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(I wish more people who correct me on my grammar sometimes xD)
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... XDD;;; did you forget a word there or add one? IRONY!! ♥
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Oops
xDDD
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT
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It's a rule, i think, that when you explain or correct someone's grammar you've got to make a typo yourself. All. The. Time.
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Is Naruto's penis going to be referred to as his "little Kyuubi" now?
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*feeds your plotbunnies steroids*
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XD
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*firm nod lodges notion in personal fanon*
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... Tsume/Mikoto is strangely hot, actually. We'd have to check the ages, but maybe they were in the same age group... Same kunoichi classes... Oh, Tsume would have taken to those just SO well. *koffkoff* >.>
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I can see her being Ino-like in that way, but learning how to seduce people and being the perfect Japanese ideal of gentle purity, umm. XD Maybe if they like it rough with wildwomen...
Damn it, now I really want to write TsumeMikoto at the academy. *shakes fist at you*
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I see everyone's already hit on the "Bring the fox out, kid,"...and, yes, I'm a perv, so I didn't need it to be innuendo. My mind made it so. *rubs against you sexy like*
And "Get your freak on" is a song by Missy Elliot. Big in America, but I don't know how she does out in the rest of the world, or if you even listen to hip hop and r&b so...yes. That's that. :)
In the shadows, he knows the ANBU who have been babysitting him since the day of the seal are tensing up. ... After Kyuubi's latest stunt, Naruto is perfectly happy keeping the bastard fox locked up in the darkest, dankest corner of his inner world for the next century. ... "How are you supposed to learn anything about something you pretend doesn't exist?" <- You PWN so HARD with this. It's...it's so...*loves on this awesomeness*
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i'm going to bed now, but talk to you tomorrow k? WATCH THE RAW EP IT IS TEH SEXXXXX.
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I slept at the worst time and it messed me up. I'm up at 2:30 am now, instead of sleeping, like I planned earlier. *pouts*
Hmm...so...watching the episode. IT IS WIN AND TEH SEXXXXXXXXX. *>.<*
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Okay, okay, joke's kinda lame. XD
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I MISS TALKING TO YOU ;o;
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Also, cool start of the sidefic. I like her.
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