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BEHOLD ! THE NEW ASUKA-THRONE !~

WOOHOO NEW CHAIR.

Yeah, my life is so exciting, I know. u.u But. but. BUT!!! You don't get it!!! It's a real computer chair! ~~It's even written on the box. u.u~~ It's all black and ~~fake-~~leathery, and it has a full, neck-high back, and armrests, and adjustable height!!!! No more holding my wrists up under my chin until I get cramps as I desperately try to see my keyboard!!!!! And none of the five wheels are broken, ~~much less four outta five D:~~ , leaving gouges in the floor and scratching my feet and leaving me unbalanced and stuck on the same spot!!!!!!!!!

It's so... unstucky. I bet I could totally kick off from my room and ZZZZIP~ down the corridor all the way to the front door with one push.

... I'm too old for that kind of thing, though.

Yeah. Way too old. And mature. Dignified, even. U.U

...

... there's GOT to be some moment this weekend where my parents and brothers are all away at the same time. >_>

*__* o-oh. it -- it can twirl. *twirltwirltwirl* woohooo~

shut up, I'm totally allowed to be happy. I put it together all on my own. ~~and I didn't hurt myself even once.~~ I'm gonna be gleeful and you can't stop me.

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There's a kink meme here where you can be anonymous or not as you ask for one or several kinky drabbles and hopefully write a few back. Dunno if I'll ask for anything or be inspired by any prompt, but it's a nifty idea anyway. ^_^

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And the previous post's meme is still open, but

dragonsquee has a version I like even better, so: Name a character and I'll give you either (a) three (or more) facts about them from my personal canon/fanon, (b) a reason he/she sucks, (c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes, (d) three (or more) things that never happened to that character, or (e) three (or more) people that character never fell in love with and how. You pick the character; I pick the letter. I reserve the right to say, "oops, I don't know that character, please pick another."

play with meeeeee ;.;

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Hmm... do you know Rabi, from D. gray-man? 'Cause I'm naming him. XD

(my twirly chair has a broken armrest. I envy you.)

Oooh Rabi. I know him more from

campfuckudie than from the manga, though I did read the manga a while ago. (though I'm not up on the most recent series of fights. >_>;;) No real personal canon on him...

He is awesome. Because. HAMMER. Also I love how nothing gets him down for long, but he's a pretty serious guy underneath the grins and apparent silliness. and his interaction with the Noah at CFUD is totally hot and sexy and it's becoming more real than canon in my mind aaaahhhh. DDD: Good thing it's all pretty IC, but now I have trouble sorting out what really happened and what didn't. XD

*sadeyes* my twirly chair sucks. It is not so twirly and it falling apart. ><

Sooo...

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Orochimaru. Just because.

Oh! Twirly! *twirls with you* Woohoo! *is happy with you*

Good job figuring out how to assemble that ~~and not kill yourself~~ all on your own! *hugs*

Oh! Oh! Kiba! I don't even know if you like Kiba *lol* but I'd love to hear any opinion/head-canon/fanon/etc. you have for him. *loves dog-boys [Kakashsohottomgwhut?!?! (Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga...*meltsofdoggielove*)]*

Or Vegeta! *misses DBZ Alien-Snark-Prince like whoa*

aww ;___; *sends pettings*

... Orochimaru. HMMM.

(e)

Orochimaru never fell in love with Tsunade. She's powerful and determined and smart, and she's so full of cracks, for someone so much larger than life. She'd be a challenge to manipulate, as blind as she can be on some things, and as mule-headed on others, and even now he is still fond of her; but in the end the only jutsus she wants to know are those she uses to heal or protect other people, and he couldn't help but despise someone whose biggest success is shortening her life while she lenghtens others'.

Orochimaru never fell in love with Kimimaro, because he didn't even have to bend him to his ends; Kimimaro bent and molded himself. You don't fall for a weapon.

Orochimaru never fell in love with Kabuto, because Kabuto knew what got Orochimaru's full interest and was always careful to give him enough compliance to be boring to mold, and just enough hints of disloyalty to make sure Orochimaru would never be sure of how true any submission was. Orochimaru molded him anyway, but never farther than necessary. He doesn't want to deprive himself of such an efficient weapon. Besides, Kabuto always had something of a twisted mind, there wasn't much to watch break.

He fell in love with Sasuke, as much as he could love anything, because Sasuke was strong and dark and so perfectly suited to his ends, and through him Orochimaru would be perfect; and they were so similiar in some ways and so different in others; and he was curiously brittle for someone so strong and curiously strong for someone so moldable. Orochimaru lived their mutual manipulation and battle of wills as a kind of seduction, up until the second he realized that he had lost. After that he hated him for daring to grow past him, but then it was too late to change anything.

I'm sure the chair rubs all of your right spots, because "*__* o-oh. it -- it can twirl. *twirltwirltwirl* woohooo~" sounds vaguely orgasmic. XD

|Meduza|

(d) three (or more) things that never happened to that character,

-He never noticed on his own that the girls had gone from laughing at him to gazing in awe when he transformed from a ball of a boy to a bear of a man. Shika had to trick him and Ino into ending up together in the shower. (Ino never protested very much.)

-He never stopped telling tales of Asuma and everyone else he'd ever loved and lost, even when his greatgrandchildren could tell them along with him, rolling their eyes all the while.

-He never ever had to wonder if or how much his teammates would miss him if he died.

~~might've seen through your anonymousity, yes. :3~~

D:

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pervert.

~~*caresses the armrests longingly*~~

New chairs = love. I remember the first day I got my computer chair. I spent the whole day twirling and rearranging the height. XDDD

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

UMM KIBA. *ponderponderponder* I like him but I don't think about him a lot...

Anyway HE'S AWESOME BECAUSE leather jackets *_* and he's so nice and friendly and supportive to Hinata and then he turns around and he has pissing contests with Naruto and Shino, it's hilarious. HE SUCKS BECAUSE he's not in the manga more often. ;_; he always has fun interaction with Naruto... Mmh alpha males.

(oh hey while I have you here, gimme suggestions on how that Teamworky bit with Naruto learning to deal with his fox instincts should go. :3)

D'awww. And this is why Chouji is Squishy!Love. I love parental/grandfatherly!Chouji to bits.

...D: wrong journal BUT YOU KNOW IT'S ME.

XD I've found a nice height for now but since my toes just barely brush the floor i might have to rethink my position. Oh well. XD

*__*

Itachi.

NO I DON'T WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. :O

(a) three (or more) facts about them from my personal canon/fanon,

-Inasmuch as Itachi can love, he loves his little brother. That's why he delights in throwing him into the worst challenges ever. He'd rather Sasuke die than disappoint him, and every challenge breaks him and remolds him a little more to Itachi's of what he should be. It's not necessarily him.

-He wants to own his little brother. The method doesn't matter. But he has absolutely no problem with incest. He's well beyond taboos by now. >.> ~~*ships*~~

And it's too warm and I can't think of a third fanon bit, so.

(b) a reason he/she sucks: Not enough cloak-less scenes. Show off that t-shirt with the mesh V, damn it!

(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes: Sasuke. Walling. *_*

Congrates on the twirly chair! And I didn't know putting computer chairs would be so dangerous that there might be a chance you'd get hurt O_O *actually likes building stuff outta kits*

And, um... Shikamaru?

*just that lame about physical stuff* .__.

HMMMM.

(b) a reason he/she sucks:
He was so much cuter as a kid, with his crying and his "no, I don't want to be responsible for anyone's life" and his "only has his intelligence and this one quirky but not especially powerful family jutsu to get him anywhere; everything else is sub-par as ninjaing goes", and his utter, permanent laziness. Now he comes across as all "yeah, I know I'm cool" and he just lost a lot of the conflicts and difficulties that made watching him act and struggle interesting. Also he doesn't even let his team have a shot at avenging Asuma. He was their sensei too. T.T

I do like him well enough, just.. less than when he was a kid. ;.;

I lack a twirly chair. Woe. ~~I shall live vicariously through yours! Mwaahaha...~~

Hm, because I've had GW on the brain lately. Wufei!

Aww! *pets gently* ~~*hides her twirly chair warily*~~

It's been so long I can't really wrap my mind around wufei anymore. Sorry. T_T

~~*eyes it from a distance*~~

Fair enough, how about Naruto :D

*HISSSS* >O

... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

(a) three (or more) facts about them from my personal canon/fanon,

-he sleepwalks and has fox dreams. (yeah, even the non-teamworky ones. XD)

-he has a harem kink (what a surprise. XD) and very few sexual hang-ups (at least in the think about it stage. XD)

-how lame, i can't think of anything else right now. ~__~

(b) a reason he/she sucks: so self-righteous sometimes. ;_;

(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes: KYUUBI. :33333

MAYBE MY ICONS WILL GIVE A HINT TO MY TRUE IDENTITY, HURHURHUR.

I'va had a twirly chair for ages, but it's red and made of cloth and kinda ripped in the back where my cat used to be all "Oh, good spot to sharpen my feets :DDDD" but STILL GOOD DAMMIT, cause i can tuck my feet up and be comfy.

And Ino. Cause. ^^

fufufu. He definitely needs to ditch the cloak a lot more. Show off that sexy body, you tease XD

(Can I do this more than once, or do I only get to name one character?)

Nah, go ahead as many times as you want. But it's late and i'm losing the rantrantrant mode, so it's probably not going to be very long.

I can't really tuck my feet in comfortably just yet, but i bet i'll find a way to contort myself properly before two days >o

Ino, uhhh. I babbled a lot about her yesterday (with other peope, true), so i'm not sure what else I could say that I haven't mentioned already. ^^;;;

:D I can sit indian-style in my chair and be comfy. my knees don't hit the armrests, just my desk. *bonk* ow.

Lee? :D *hopeful*

NO SORRY STILL NO CLUE. :O

;_; not enough width on my armrests for that. Woe. *jealous*

... UHHHH lee.

Three things that never happened!

-Gai shook his head, disappointed, and turned away from him. "I wish I'd never thought you might be worth the bother. It was a waste of time."

-"Sasuke-kun? Who's that? You know I only have eyes for you, Lee-san."

-after seeing his schoolkid pictures: "Oh, you had a braid as a kid? And a spiky-spunky hairdo as a new genin? Oh ew, i'm so glad you decided to change your image." "Thank you, Anko-sensei. Uh, Anko-sensei... c-could you stop stroking my bowl cut please?"

(wait, this is anko. IT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN. D: )

Do Anko now XD

I love Kiba. You should think about him. *^.~* I know you're reading the manga currently - have you seen him? *omgsohott* [I'm totally kidding(except not *>.<*) cause you're totally free to think about whoever(KIBA!) you want to. *^.^*]

Anyway HE'S AWESOME BECAUSE leather jackets *_* and he's so nice and friendly and supportive to Hinata and then he turns around and he has pissing contests with Naruto and Shino, it's hilarious. HE SUCKS BECAUSE he's not in the manga more often. ;_; he always has fun interaction with Naruto... Mmh alpha males. <- YES! Which is why I so badly fantasize about Kyuubi-Naruto/Kakashi/Sakura/Kiba(/Sasuke) happening. Cause it would be hott. And violent and sweet and funny and serious (and angsty) and everything you ever wanted an orgy to be! *>.<*

[OMG! You're...asking me? Suggestions? *brain diez effectively killing me*

...*resurrected(cause Teamwork is just that awesome)* How it should go? As in...definitely throw him to the Inuzuka's, some who will tease him others who will be very serious and others will scoff at the "He's...really not going to fit in. What the hell can we teach him? What kind of Wannabe-Canine is a kitsune anyway?" *I am Kyuubi, hear me ROARZ, ~~puppies~~bitches!* "On second thought...*>.<*"? *lol*

But, seriously...well, I can imagine there would have to be sessions on sense training, precision/control/etc., new exercises for the way the body would then instinctively move and react, control of dominance and blood-thirst instincts, and kyuubi!chakra control, but I'm not sure how...dammit. My brain sucks. I just saw PotCIII and all I can think about is the hottness. *>.<* I can't believe I'm going to ramble and be stupid and useless when you ask me for suggestions. *;.;*]

his utter, permanent laziness <-- win! XD Shika's best trait. He made me feel energetic and accomplished by comparison ^_^

he doesn't even let his team have a shot at avenging Asuma <-- I think that had a lot to do with the whole "no, I don't want to be responsible for anyone's life", but I see where you're coming from.

I do like him well enough, just.. less than when he was a kid. ;.; <-- Yeah, I liked his personality when he was a kid, but his looks when his a teenager (also, I just don't wanna feel like a pedophile anymore XP)

CHAIR!! TWIRLY CHAIR! And you are so not too old to do that. Even when you're forty, you won't be too old to zip around in a computer chair. I do that at work all the time, man. Work.

Doitdoitdoitdoit.

I name WUFEI. Why? Cause I know you luffs him and one of my friends has totally tried to suck me back into re-watching the series u___U She knows how to push my buttons. Plus I'm itching for nostalgia.

okay, this is totally random - howsabout chocobos? (Either in general or any fanon instances in particular... ^_^)

XD;;; but they're not a character, more like a species.

but eeee chocobosocute. ♥

... you make me want to write cloud-and-chocobos fic. D:

...and that would be a bad thing?

doooooo eeeeeet... ^____^

BUT WHAT ABOUT -- oh hey i think i know.

snippet/sidefic with Cloud and Zack at Mrs Henne's stable. XDDD With Cloud's black's baby chocobo. I wonder what color it should be...

^____^ 'Cause the only thing cuter than chocobos are BABY chocobos! I see your cunning plan now!

Well, what color was the mama chocobo?

(after having looked up fic again! ^^;;)

er, whoops? ^^;;;; I've got Ciceqi's Draugr and my Raven and Corbie all elbowing around for headspace so much that I tend to forget black chocobos can come in 'female' too!

So, er, what color was the dad?

XD It's okay. I mostly made Cloud's black female because yours and Ciceqi's were males. XD

As for the dad no one knows (as in, I haven't thought about it) but we have several yellows (none being "great" chocobos, just garden variety chocobos), a couple of pinks, a teenage purple and a green. Or blue. But seeing as that one is Cloud's, I don't want it to be the dad. I was kinda thinking, pink + black = fake red, so mrs Henne could go hrrm a lot because it's a good chocobo, with the mom it's got, but it's just not a real red. XDD

... What could be the red "quality" anyway, if green is crossing mountains and blue is crossing rivers. Volcanoes? Forest fires? Maybe they're originally from Cosmo Canyon, so they're even more climby than greens... perhaps less endurance or something.

... and pinks? D: red/white subcolor? Purple -- red/blue? hrrrm.

... Whites are totally mystic chocobos. I don't know HOW but they are. They have to be. XDDD

Since no one has done FF, I figured I would ask.

Aeris, Zach, Cloud, Tifa in any combination you please, but Aeris/Cloud/Zach would perk me right up today.

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