u.u;;;;;

[askerian]

So. Anyone interested in a fake flame war? (fake as in not using a thin veneer of fakeness to vent what you really think; if you have issues with me or other posters there, either air it out civilly or keep it to yourself plz. D: just saying, anon comments are on, but so is IP detection)

But, er, things like... Fake reviews (for fics that exist, and even fics that don't!), and fake "omg your fandom opinions suck HINATA IS SO A MAN STEALING WHORE" and stuff. And then other people could snark at them. Or something. At first since a few people say they like seeing me rant (;_;) I figured I'd let them fake!review me and I'd RAWR back, but hogging all the fun of self-righteous wrath!! >O is kinda selfish. XD;

Or hey, even post your real "WTF, tell me you didn't really say that" reviews, too, so we can bury you under tons of "why am I hearing the perfect comeback NOW, months after the fact??" moments. XD

So... yeah. I'm not even sure what I expect this to end up as, but who knows, with luck it will be funny. >.>;;;



-- edit
ahahaha i totally lose. I tried to find something to retort and I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH. XDDDDDD you people kill me. EVIL. XD

Comments

Re: I fart in your general direction (with crack)

[mitsuhachi.livejournal.com]

OMG! Sasuke is like the biggest fag evar! You NEED sakura there because then it's just like yuri and THAT'S HOT!!!! + Ur just jealous cuz she's hotter than u!!!! Ur prolly a fag 2!!! Shu up!!! U cnt' talk to Asuka-sama liek that! WE lv her just like hse is, an wil red w/e!!!! Asuka-smama 4EVA!!!! GRR!

(sort of cringing over here at having written that. Sorry.)

Re: I fart in your general direction (with crack)

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

WTF Yuri is gross, you wh0r. Yaoi where its at. Even Kishi agrees w/ me! Look at what he did in the manga! U kno i'm rite! U worship Sakura cuz u're the fag. So ha!

(Omg your icon *---* *tail wag* It makes all the bad spelling better. ♥)

Re: I fart in your general direction (with crack)

[phlegmaticphrog.livejournal.com]

Zomg! WTH iz rong w/u!?!?!?! Totaly HET HET HET! Sakura and Sasuke obviously go 2gether for, like, always, because pink and black go 2gether better than pink and blonde! ANd Yoai/yuri is totaly gross! And anganst God 'NStufs! UR all goin' 2 Hell Becuz u don' leik Het!

(wow, this is really retarded ><;;;)

Re: I fart in your general direction (with crack)

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

UR going 2 hell 4 being a predujice b***h! Dishonur on ur cow!

(Yeah XDD But fun... if a bit painful.)