It's been a while! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN LONGER.

[askerian]

Part of a review for the cyborg fic:
I worship this story but Sasuke better end up on top.

It's someone pressing my buttons just to see me flip my lid, right? It totally is.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yeah.

It totally is.

It's working, too. *eyetwitch*

QUICK PEOPLE!! TO THE TL;DR AUTHORSNOTEMOBILE!~


Oh boy. :D And here I was, all happy that there would be no author notes of DOOM to this chapter.

Seriously, I'll say it again. It will be the last time I say it, too. Next time I have to post about it, I might just take this fic off ffnet and keep it where only people I know get to read it.

WHO TOPS DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER TO THIS STORY. But since several of you seem to wonder about it day and night, I'll be nice and summarize the clues so far :

Naruto's had sex before. Sasuke doesn't even know why sex is interesting. Naruto's had balls and been playing with them all his life. Sasuke isn't even equipped yet. Naruto's the one who flirts. Sasuke's the one who doesn't know how to respond. Naruto's the one who has porn mags. Sasuke's the one who looks at them and wonders what the big deal is. Naruto's the one who touches people all the time. Sasuke's the one who looks at them and knows exactly where to push to break them, and isn't always sure why he shouldn't.

Yeeaah, Sasuke's totally going to throw down Naruto and skillfully bring him to unimaginable heights of pleasure with his new magic cock the first time they ever get to it. :|

(Just in case. That was sarcasm. If Sasuke's dick ends up in Naruto's ass the first time they try intercourse, it will be because Naruto put it there himself.)



I swear if I get too much of these I'll just take off the cyborg fic off ffnet and only post it on LJ. ~__~

But yeah. They're not going to have intercourse for a good long while. Sasuke's not even used to handjobs, which is something every boy does the second they figure out their danglies like being petted. He needs to figure that out first. Then he needs to get used to the way the sensory input is different *all over* when you're wired for sexual pleasure. Which means lots of caresses. Probably grinding. Naruto needs to explain to him why kissing and necking is good, and needs to teach him about secondary erogenous zones, his and his partner's and the way to find them. Sasuke's not going to be anything but clumsy and wary for a long while -- they're most definitely NOT going to have intercourse easily! They'll probably keep to handjobs and blowjobs for a while -- and then only if Sasuke locks down his motor functions because breaking Naruto's neck with an unexpected, out of control thrust isn't really all that sexy and he would most definitely not control himself properly for weeks, perhaps even months.

Once he gets the hang of tab-A-slot-B, they'll *switch*. Because Naruto will want him to try it all, and because Sasuke will be bored as hell if there isn't an element of power struggle in their relationship.

STOP DRIVING ME AWAY FROM THE SASUNARU FANDOM, YOU "OOOH OF COURSE SASUKE-SAMA IS SO VIRILE" ASSWIPES.


... I feel better. Been way too long since my last explosion. XD;
*edits for more appropriate icon* :D ♥

Comments

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

. . . I was going to make a snarky comment, but after reading that description of how things would/will go, I am waaaaaay too happy to bother.

<3

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

Sasuke-"sama" (*GAG*) certainly isn't virile. I wouldn't be surprised if he's totally impotent (living with Orochimaru for years would make ME impotent, at any rate).

Ahaha, broken neck. I think you just gave me a drabble bunny for my newest fandom XD~~

And man, sometimes I'm tempted to leave you fake!comments, just to see you rant. I love your rants <3 ;_;

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

honestly... the pit is like

a pit >.>
i haven't been there since i was like... 15? and NC17 was still up? Actually, I'm pretty sure I quit ff.net when they took down the NC17 fics....

[mitsuhachi.livejournal.com]

Seriously, though, I think that most people who get really rabid about "So-and-so has to top OMG!!!" are just worried that their character is going to get hideously girlified, since that's what happens in most fic on the Pit to the guy taking it. Perhaps they don't realize that bottoming doesn't imply becoming a clingy, helpless retard in your fics.

[kylara.livejournal.com]

I had a few things to say, but then I read about the petting, and the learning, and the petting, and the touching, and the petting... --what was I saying again? *__*

I didn't realize the Cyborg thing was going to get sexual. I loved it all-around before, but now it's just the best thing ever. :D <33

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

Wow, not only will there be Cyborg sex, but with build-up, and then switching... &hearts I really like that getting used to sensory input idea.hur hur, I said input

[naatz.livejournal.com]

I knew there was a reason for loving you! ♥

|Meduza|

[phlegmaticphrog.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how much I adore you and your rants. ;)

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

... I heart you Asuka. I truly do. Cast in stone semes make me sad. You only make me sad when you write something that's supposed to be sad. <3

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

...Your rant wins. That's all I can really say XD

I don't get it. What does it matter who tops or bottoms? Every fandom has this little war. >:| It's not cool, people.

[jmercedesd.livejournal.com]

O.O

....foreplay and cuddling and touching and petting and necking and --

*brain frazzles*

*happily blitzed*

XD

[arminaskitty.livejournal.com]

Read your rant. Loved it, you're very skilled with words. Found another problem to Sasuke topping. Isn't he like, five times heavier than a normal human or something like that? He doesn't have bones, he has a high-grade metal frame. If he topped, then Naruto would go *squish*. While Sasuke might find that funny, it wouldn't do anything for sexual frustration. Thus, Sasuke would /have/ to bottom, to keep from squishing Naruto. Of course, with as aggressive as Sasuke is, he'd probably find a way to /make/ topping work... but still!
Anyway, hope you update that fic soon since it's awesome and unique and original- just like all your other stuff! Ja ne
A.S.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

That description of events to come (HA) could not be hotter to contemplate. Please put that stuff in the fic in as much detail as you can muster. *.*

*nosebleed* ♥

[inkanaitis.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to mention (on behalf of the other sane people) that I love this fic, and I don't care in the slightest who tops.

(Though I wouldn't say no to someone humming, "Domo arigato Mr. Roboto" during intercourse, I'm just saying)

[(Anonymous)]

I hope that Sasuke tops Naruto with his metal penis. That would be so hot.


Kidding, kidding.

-- Guile

[darksea.livejournal.com]

YES.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the minor dramafest I had while I was writing Spoil of War, and one of my readers threw a temper tantrum because I had Duo top during sex.

I mean, who cares about the fact that he had been repeatedly raped and traumatized, and had had enemies and strangers fucking him for two years? Why would that put him off taking it in the ass AT ALL? Who cares about what he wanted or what was better for him? Certainly not that reader, and apparently Heero wasn't supposed to either!

[jessara40k.livejournal.com]

Currently Crossed Wires reads as gen to me, not slash or preslash. I mean something about this Naruto makes me think he flirts with anyone vaguely attractive.