ahahaha wtf what a retard.

[askerian]

So there was this retarded art thief. Who posted to sheezyart -- five pics, all visibly from a different artist (one of them my chubby chibi teams), all pixelated to shit so the signatures would be unreadable.

I got him banned. Surprise, surprise.

And then, because by now I know to check, I went to deviantart, and entered the exact same name. Surprise, surprise, he had an account there, AND ALL THE PICTURES IN HIS FAVORITES.

Color me unimpressed.

So I left him a "hahaha u loser" message on his deviantart page, and that was the last I heard of him.

Until today.

as they say a poosem plays dead and a dog can cheat but never get away so i have a question how did you know i took your thing

If anyone can twist the first part of his run-on into anything approaching relevance, I'll be glad to hear it. Also, why I would tell anything to a plagiarist about how to avoid detection, I'm not sure. besides, no one can evade the many eyes of my minionny legions, muahahaha.

As for a reply...

I'm psychic. My tarot cards told me. >_>

I wanted to say I knew voodoo, but ehh. Maybe later. >D Now let's see if he believes me. >D

Comments

[zero-mercy.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥ for Asuka XD

[askerian]

♥

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

...Your traot cards rule...

So he's saying he played dead and failed to cheat like a dog... fails to cheat AND WHY MASTER WHY? That's priceless!

[askerian]

I just... don't understand what he meant. At all. *confuseeeeed**

... But then, I don't speak retard. u.u;

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

He's asking why you figured him out, and misused cliche's to illustrate his point.

[askerian]

o.o; What are the cliches and what are they supposed to mean?

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

The cliche of playing dead - with a possum, which is the only North American marsupial (related to kangaroos and so forth) - is meant to say that in danger you roll over and play dead, which is supposed to make whatever is attacking you leave you alone. The dog and cheating one I think is perhaps both referencing the dogs at a poker table painting, which is famous, and assuming dogs are... what? Devoted and unable to lie? Or rather that you can't cheat a dog's nose - so that the dog can tell that the possum is not dead when playing dead?

[askerian]

Ohh, thanks.

... nope, still doesn't make sense. D:

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's the other way around. The Opossum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opossum) lives in N. America, and the Possum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Possum) is native to Australia. "Possum" when used in reference to the N. American animal is a diminutive (-chan anyone?) commonly used to reference the Virginia Opossum.

Retard...

[http://users.livejournal.com/tekko_/]

...what. the. fack.

Some people are really retarded x.x;; It's stupid in the first place to try and take credit for something he didn't do but then he tries to sound clever (wtf is a poosem? <.<) then ASKS FOR ADVICE ON HOW NOT TO GET CAUGHT NEXT TIME.

...right. *headdesk*

Re: Retard...

[askerian]

indeed. =________=;;;;

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

I see the idiot magnet is still working.

[askerian]

When I find the one who stuck it to me, I'm gonna compliment them for a job well-done before kicking their ass. ~____~

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me. For some reason I've never attracted many of them. Of course, that's probably partly because I'm much more boring than you are. ;)

[askerian]

Yeah well, "may you live in interesting times" isn't really a well-wish. *sniffles* ;_;

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Too true. *pets*

[gothicstargrl.livejournal.com]

The idiot was dumb enough for being an art thief, but this:

as they say a poosem plays dead

I just want to know what in the name of every existing version of hell a "poosem" is. I know s/he/it meant possum (to be a zoology geek, opossum, typically in reference to the Virginia Opossum Didelphis virginiana), but how does one get "poosem" out of that? The spelling is famous for being incorrect in the first place!

I don't appreciate my deep South heritage much, but right now I'm offended for us and our little trash-eating marsupials. (And also for Asuka-san. You attract idiots like I attract minor injuries. *comforts* ♥)

[askerian]

*snerk!*

♥ *comforted*

[navisucks.livejournal.com]

Well, at least he makes a good showing of the general thought process of plagarists everywhere... and in my opinion, their general intelligence level.

Here's my translation of what he said to you:
(http://photobucket.com/)

=P

[askerian]

ahahahaha. KITTY FTW.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Oh Asuka, you make my day bright.

I actually know someone who used to use "poosem" to say Possum, but it was intended to be cute and babytalk.

I wait for the day someone will actually say "I know because Cthulhu told me. And that your soul will be crunchy and tasty. Yum."

of course, I'm weird that way.

[askerian]

... aww. XD that would have been too obvious a mock.

... though. With his level of smarts... =_____=

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

I can't believe he actually asked how you caught him. *facepalm* But your come-back was priceless! ^o^

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

I don't know about cheating dogs (what does a dog have to cheat at?), but the dogs I know will give away guilt with body language long before you figure out what they've done wrong.

Dog hiding when you get home? - Check for ripped open garbage. Or chewed up stuff.

[narsksas.livejournal.com]

Eh heh heh *facepalms* Idiot. So glad I'm not a magnet....

[rasilverstorm.livejournal.com]

oh I gotta know what's gonna happen next omg omg omg

some people are such retards XD

[askerian]

I'll post about it if he ever answers. XD It's GOT to be good.

[spiralingvortex.livejournal.com]

How could you not know the idiot took your drawing? And I'm still trying to figure out a dog can cheat.

[teruame.livejournal.com]

...first the Legions of Dimwit Honor comments, and now Artistic Larceny. 0__o

I'm really sorry that you have to put up with so much stupidity on DA, Asuka-san. -mental hug-

[jaklover.livejournal.com]

D< OMG!! What an ass! I can't believe someone would stoop so low as to do that! ):<

But what you said was funny, 'I'm psychic. My tarot cards told me. >_>' *rofl*

[jaklover.livejournal.com]

Oh! Almost forgot! I LOVE YOU'RE ICON!! ^^

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

**snort**

You should have told him your spider-sense was tingling. "Danger! Art-theft in progress! Duck to the left and open the web browser!"

Good grief, but our gene pool really does need a good dose of chlorine. Or maybe nuclear radiation (mmm...mutations...).

[luthe-n.livejournal.com]

More like the position of village idiot needs to be reinstated.

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

Ohhh no! We've already had one of those get loose this decade - and now it's in charge of a country! We don't want to risk any more of them managing to slip out of their villages. X_X

[ulfsdatter.livejournal.com]

If "a dog can cheat but never get away" is some really warped version of "cheaters never prosper", he might be asking you how you proved the second cliche when he was following his first cliche by 'playing possum'.

*squints at comment* I think it actually made less sense the more times I read it. I wandered through playing link hopscotch, but that was just so weird I had to comment.