bored =__=

[askerian]

Like rayemars... It was supposed to be one story per letter, but I'm just that bored.

... I'm going to be nice and only count the stories that are on my site and/or ffnet or other archive sites, not the unfinished one that I only posted about once and then never again. XD

Italics = french title of a translated fic
Bold = untranslated french fic (and it's gonna stay that way. XP)
° is drabble, *is unfinished.



a- A Matter of Head - Naruto - NaruSasu, Sakura
b- Best Laid Plans - Naruto - NaruSasu
Babies° - Naruto - NaruSasuSaku
Babies, Redux° - Naruto - ItaNejiSasu
c- Cauchemar - Yuyu Hakusho - KuramaHiei
Can You Repeat? (Tu Peux Répéter?) - Gundam Wing - 2x1
Certainly Not Love° - Gundam Wing - 1x6
Crushes and a Bar° - Naruto - Kurenai, Asuma, Kakashi (Hinata+Kurenai, Sasuke+Kakashi)
Crossed Wires* - Naruto - NaruSasu
Carbon Copy - Naruto - Sasuke, Itachi
d- Distraction - Gundam Wing - 1x5
Done° - Naruto - ItaNeji
e- Equilibrium (Equilibre) - Gundam Wing - 1x2x5
En Queue de Poisson - Gundam Wing - 1+2
Eveil - Fullmetal Alchemist - Elric brothers fluff
f- Four AM* - Gundam Wing - 1x2
g- Garou* (The werewolf) - Gundam Wing - 1x2, 1xanything that moves
Girls Have Needs Too - Naruto - NaruSasuSaku
h- Heero's Week* (La Semaine de Heero) Gundam Wing - 5x4x3x2x1
Hair (Pilosité) - Gundam Wing - 1x2x5
Hogwarts Strawberries* - Gundam Wing - 1x5
His Son° - Naruto - Gai (Lee)
Harry Potter Crack Ficlets°* - Naruto - Team 7 gen
Hangovers° - Naruto - Tsunade
i-
j-
k-
l- Le Feu et la Glace - Bastard!! Ankoku no Akaishin - Dark Schneider/Kall Su
L'anniversaire de Kurama - Yuyu Hakusho - KuramaHiei
Lève-toi et Marche - Gundam Wing - 1x2, 2xH
Les Tribulations d'un Chevalier au Japon* - Gundam Wing - 1x2x5
Le Petit Chaperon Sanglant - Gundam Wing - 1x2, 2x5, 3x4
Le Gigolo et L'Assassin - Gundam Wing - 1x2
Loyalty Undying° (Immortelle Loyauté) - Gundam Wing - 8+6
Lace and Strawberries - Naruto - NaruSasu
m-
n- No Kunoichi° (Pas une Kunoichi) - Naruto - Temari
Not a SasuHina° - Naruto - Sasuke, Hinata
No Different - Naruto - NaruSasu
NaruSasu Silliness° - Naruto - NaruSasu
o- Of Waves and Things Unsaid - Naruto - Naru+Sasu
p- Pet Names - Gundam Wing - 1x2x5
q-
r- Rustlings in the Night° - Naruto - NaruSaku?
Rent° - Naruto - NaruSasuSaku
s- Saut de l'Ange - Gundam Wing - 1x2x5, 3x11, 4xOC
Spirited Away - Gundam Wing - HxR
Sweet?° - Gundam Wing - 4x2+(1x3)
Sai VS Sasuke, Fight! - Naruto - Kabuto, Sai, Sasuke, Orochimaru
Sometimes° - Naruto - NaruSasuSaku
t- Tu vas me détruire - Gundam Wing - 1+2
The Connoisseur (Le Connaisseur) - Gundam Wing - 4x(1/2/3/5)
The Only Valentine - Gundam Wing - 1x2
Two Knights* - Gundam Wing - 1x2xR
The year of the Full Moon° - Dragon Ball Z - Saiyajin OCs (mindfuck)
The Bird - Naruto - Neji
Technicolor - Naruto - Sasuke
The Ass-Bow° - Naruto - (T7)
The Library° - Naruto - NaruShika
Tangled Triangle° (Triangle Tressé) - Naruto - NaruSasuSaku
Talking Over Distance° - Naruto - NaruSasuSaku
Teamwork**** (Travail D'Equipe) - Naruto - NaruSasuSaku
----Teamwork : Sum - Naruto gen
----Teamwork : Progression - Naruto gen
----Teamwork : The Night - NaruSasuSaku
----Teamwork : Foxplay - KyuuSasu
----Teamwork : bazilion of ficlets
u- Untitled NaruIta° - Naruto - NaruIta, NaruSasu?
Untitled GaaSasu° - Naruto - GaaSasu
v-
w- Walking the Tightrope (La Corde Raide) - Gundam Wing - 1x2x5
Waiting (J'Attends) - Naruto - Sasuke (T7)
Wardrobe Malfunction° - Naruto - Neji+Naru
x- Why do you Sleep so Still? - Gundam Wing - 1+2
Weapons, Hidden and Otherwise° - Fullmetal Alchemist - RoyEd
y-
z-



... not bad.

Okay so I need titles starting in I, J, K, M, Q, V, Y and Z. Clearly, I fail. XD


And on that note... Bilingual people, anyone feels like translating the rest of Walking the Tightrope -La Corde Raide) into French for me? I just can't be bothered T_T It wouldn't need to be that excellent, I would read it over and correct/smooth over and stuff, but it's just too huge for me to tackle on my own. *sigh*

Bah, as if anyone was still that passionate about my GW stuff. I'm old news in that fandom by now. XD

Comments

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

One, dude, you were on a whole 'nother level of bored, wow, and two, I had no idea you read/wrote Bastard!! Awesome.

[askerian]

The coding kept me busy. u.u

ooh your icon.

bastard!! was one of my first loves. I still love it, especially up until Rushie/Luci-chan pops in; now if only the artist would get a move on... XD;;;

(the fic was so basic. XD;; back when Kall Su and Arshes were living with DS, DS gets drunk, decides that he wants sex -- lo and behold, Arshes is still a kid so no nookie from her... Kall Su is around physically 15, and while DS loves women, he doesn't mind pretty boys. Like, from behind. And Kall Su was really too pretty as a teen anyway. XD The morning after he's forgotten everything and Kall Su is left with a broken heart, woe.

... dude, I wanna write Bastard!! things again now. XD;;;;

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Bah, as if anyone was still that passionate about my GW stuff. I'm old news in that fandom by now. XD

Of course you are. After all, that's why you're still getting people begging/demanding/nagging you to finish Garou... */sarcasm*

[askerian]

*snort* Garou really is only bringing in maybe one mail every two or three months by now, it's just they're all creepy, obsessive annoyances. XD;;; But I doubt anyone still loves WTT so much that they'd be willing to translate it back into french; if they're bilingual it means they've read it before, after all. XD;;;

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Point to Asuka on the bilingual bit - but I bet that the average GW fan hears the name Askerian and still goes *squee* and babbles about how great you are. XD

[askerian]

Bah. I'm good, but not excellent. Probably there are people who remember my name, but the GW fandom is so big and so old I doubt I stick out that much for the vast majority. I'm not even anywhere close to my personal top ten -- hell, i'm not even in my top twenty. The day I write like Maldoror or Kodoku na Okami, maybe. XD

[askerian]

and by kodoku na okami, I mean LoneWolf, and if you don't know him/her, I shall bite you. Lots. XD

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

O_O Well, I don't. Linkie? ^^

[askerian]

SHAME. XD

http://www.geocities.com/kodoku_na_okami/

... i'm kinda afraid to read them again. They were beyond awesome, but they were also from my "read anything I can get my hands on" period, so what if i'm misremembering? Also s/he's an OLD author, so I know some of their fanfic themes have been done and done and done afterwards. Still. ♥

... but dude. BELIEVABLE CLONES. and like, WEREWOLF SEX. *flails*

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Speaking as the above mentioned average fan, did somebody say Askerian? *squeeeeee*
Oh look... I just proved your point! ^^;

[askerian]

*snort* my pen name's asuka kureru, not askerian. XP I wasn't using askerian much when I was still in GW. XD

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

*grins at you* We can call you Joe, but we'd still squeeee at you! :D

[askerian]

I'm so going to start signing my posts "joe". XD

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

Then we can say 'Yo, Joe!' *griiiiiin*

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

I would totally translate Walking the Tightrope for you! It's like one of my fave gw fics...

except I only speak English
:(
lol

[askerian]

*snort* Dork. :p

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

i am! :P

*insert pathetic begging here*

[slamu.livejournal.com]

You don't happen to write any Neon Genesis Evangelion fics do you? And if so, would my soul be enough for a ShinjiAsukaRei threesome? Or anything?
(and if not my soul, I've got some stale pizza, warm beer, and $2307 in Monopoly money to my name, should that take your fancy)
The title could be something like "Quit screaming like that, I haven't even started!" Or not. That is a bit too long for a title. Hmmm... must think on this..."Just the three of them"? "I don't hate you after all"?
I am stunned by the fics you have posted, both in quantity and, as far as the ones I've read, quality. What fandoms do you normally dabble in/ have dabbled in?

Re: *insert pathetic begging here*

[askerian]

Hah, no, sorry. I'm not that much into NGE, just dabbled very briefly in it, but my pairing of choice is Kaworu/Shinji anyway. ^__^;

Hmm. My fandoms. Hmmm. I started with Dragon Ball Z (i still come back to read in it), then got into Yuyu Hakusho (not that interested anymore, except joisbishmyoga's crossover), then fell into Gundam Wing (if maldoror writes, i'll read it. Otherwise no thanks. XD) Briefly dabbled in Fullmetal Alchemist, but the two one-shots were the extend of my inspiration for that show, so I went on to Naruto.

I don't write, but I regularly lurk and read for Final Fantasy 7 and 8, The Sentinel, Firefly, Harry Potter, and less often for YuGiOh, Fruits Basket, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Stargate crossovers, Kyou Kara Maou, and a few others. It goes in cycles, mostly, so it really depends.

Re: *insert pathetic begging here*

[slamu.livejournal.com]

Bugger. I never pegged you for that pairing. Teach me to think.
A question about your name: Did you get it from NGE, someplace else, or did you just like it?

Re: *insert pathetic begging here*

[askerian]

XD;;; Heh, I was a yaoi fan first and kaworu is just that awesome. (besides I was only a very casual fan)

Nah, it comes from somewhere else. Some cyborg story. It was a guy's name, too. Hit all my buttons, even though the story wasn't that original and the art really wasn't that pretty. XD;; Then it was discontinued, woe.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

If it was french -> english I would consider offering help because that would be a lot simpler for me. Not that I'm bilingual. But that does you no good anyway; I'm just talking. XD

[askerian]

*snerk* awww. So nice of you. XD it's alright, I don't think anyone will. Oh well. ^^

[nekoyuki-chan.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you are talking about. Gundam Wing will never fade away. NEVER. 1x2x3x4x5 orgy all the way!!!!!!

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

lol, all the way!

[nekoyuki-chan.livejournal.com]

^_^

[sinfulsolitude.livejournal.com]

[/lurk] I don't know, Gundam Wing is still one of my favourite series to date (as in, I bought the entire boxed set because I found raygunworks.net :P) and I practically fan-girled when I found out you write in another one of my favourites.

As for Walking the tightrope, I might be able to try... I'm not billingual(yet) but I could do it as extra-cred for my french course, and maybe get my teacher to help me a bit. Would that suffice? It probably would take a little bit of time though...

[askerian]

.___. ♥

... uhh. XD your teacher would let you translate a threesome story?

[sinfulsolitude.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I'd have to submit a purposal first, then see what happens

[askerian]

sorry I didn't reply before. ~__~

Hmmm. I already have about a half of the story in french, and a friend is poking at the next chapter, but if ever you feel like translating one of the last chapters, it would be very nice. ^_^

I'm by no means expecting you to do it, because it would be long and difficult, and apart from my gratefulness you really wouldn't get much out of it. XD;;; So if you changed your mind, or your teacher doesn't want to, no problem. But if you decide to try it, please tell me what chapter you're poking at so that you and hitori_toshiro don't start working on the same thing?

[hitori-toshiro.livejournal.com]

Je pourrais essayer ^^ Je vais sûrement avoir du temps à moi, avec les deux semaines qui me restent avant la rentrée à la fac, et ça pourrait être une bonne idée de dépoussiérer mes talents de traducteur ;p Enfin, je garantie rien, vu que je pourrais très bien être victime d'une grosse crise de procrastination chronique, mais si tu m'envoies les textes à traduire par mail je vais essayer de m'y mettre ^^
Ca te va ?

[askerian]

oohh. Si ca te dérange pas, ça serait gentil. ^^ je crois que j'ai déjà fait un bout to prochain chapitre, mais bon il a pas été betalecturé non plus...

(et si tu chopes la flemme... je vois pas ce que je pourrais en dire, parce que franchement je suis probablement pire. XD mais tiens-moi au courant quand même quand tu te lasseras ^^)

ton email?

[hitori-toshiro.livejournal.com]

Bah mon mail doit être dans mon profil lj, flemmarde :p
cousinjulien@hotmail.com ^^

[zm1x5.livejournal.com]

Would it make me sound psycho if I said I'd learn French just to be able to translate one of your fics?? Or just like the rabid, obssesive fan that I am?? Kidding...(a little)

[askerian]

... XD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*OMG HIDES FROM YOU NOW*

[zm1x5.livejournal.com]

lol sorry about that....I try to rein it in but every now and then I'm just unstoppable. I promise I'm not dangerous, just prone to mad fits of giggling when I see that you've updated. *tries to put on my most harmless looking smile*