help plz ;;

[askerian]

I need a better title than "Sakura's first time" for this goddamn fic. It isn't ONLY about how Sakura gets herself sexx0red by an OC, and when I end up posting, I'd like for the title not to pretend it is. Alas! No ideas. I suck at titles. ;_;

Suggestions plz?



Also! For some reason maybe because half your titles sound like softcore pr0n I feel like crack. Let's create a list of Ninja-themed X-rated magazines, movies and other stroke material! >D I suck at cheesy porn title, but there's so much potential. Points for adding a description of said material. XD

Kunoichi Gone Wild! > "lesbian" magazine with artistic pretensions and a great love for misused scrolls and interesting questioning methods.

Comments

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

"To Pop a Cherry Blossom"? XDDD

Eh, I'm no help at all with titles, as you can see. Is there a theme in the story that you really want to bring into focus? That might be the basis for finding a title that fits.

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

Your suggestion is as dorky as mine! *clings*

[myrafur.livejournal.com]

*hyuk hyuk* In Bloom ...hurdee hur.

[askerian]

... u.u it's poetic enough that people might miss the inherent hyurk hyurk.

Still... *coughcoughhahanocough*

[shadowlilly.livejournal.com]

uhhh.....first transgression? Dont be Indiscreet...lol Peccadillo....these where the first things to pop in my head...

[askerian]

hee, peccadillo. *ponderyponder*

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Buhhh... well, it's got a real 'fish out of water' theme. If that triggers anything.

Sakura vs. the Real World! hee~

[askerian]

Ooh. Fish out of water. *ponderponderponder*

Names

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe:

Turning Points
Milestone
or Waypost

to remark on the fact this is a changing point in her life?

Divergance
or Distance

to show the physical distance between her and her teammates and the emotional/cultural divide between her and civilians, and her and her old self (more self-confident?)

or Developments.

Being just a random lurker, these may suck horribly, but I do so love the story I couldn't resist remarking on it. Current poor title or no, the story is a wonderful character study on Sakura and how civilians and shinobi see each other.

Re: Names

[askerian]

Ohh, I like Distance. The rest is on the right track, but a bit too common ;_; argh!! titling stuff is so hard. x___x

thank you!! ##^____^## (and being a lurker and sucking has no correlation! D: *petpetsoothe*)

[narsksas.livejournal.com]

Gehrm....uh. Still thinking.... still...

Blossom in the Dark

Yeah. That didn't come out right. I'll get back to you when my brain comes home.

[askerian]

Ahaha, that sounds like a vampire romance novel. ♥

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

I'd go with something like Milestones or A Kunoichi Among Civilians, but my titling skills are not so much with the existing, so yeah.

(Plus, the temptation to go with something innuendo-laden is overpowering....)

[askerian]

I like the theme of a Kunoichi Among Civilians, but it's a bit too plain. Something like that, yes. *keeps thinking in this direction*

(oh yeah. x___x)

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

"The Deflowering of the Blossom"

Hurk hurk hurk. *dies*

[askerian]

*drags your body to the fridge*

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

I hope my suggestions help trigger some ideas for you:

"Experimental Summer"
"Target Practice"
"Like Walking on Water"
"A Rose in the Meadow"
"Glimpse"
"Dichotomy"

[askerian]

Experimental Summer is going in a direction I like... hmmmm. Just needs rewording. *ponderponderponder*

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

Erg...I suck at titles too but...

The Other Side
Alternate Realities
A Single Flower
The Path Less Traveled
Changes


Brain's now fried...

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

The Path Less Traveled

... ANAL SMEX! . . . =_= Perv? Me? No. It's that title's fault. XD

[sleepfighter.livejournal.com]

Ripple Efects.
Contrast of Water.
Flow Adjust.
Diffrence Beat.

...man, those are all really campy.

[askerian]

Ripple effect is already the name of one of my favorite fics. XD;;;;

I like the sound of Contrast of Water, but I'm not even sure what it means in regards to the story. Sell it to me? XD

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

Movie: Kinky Kunai III

Our brave heroine will finally discover the truth of her family bloodline limit by travelling to the far mountains! Will her sex jutsus allow her to reach the Peak of Understanding before her twin brother? Will the Echikage forgive her for escaping? And what is the rumour of this mystical weapon of destruction... the Blue Balls of Power? All in the third and last installmente of this enticing trilogy!
--- Icha Icha Reviews

[askerian]

*marries you on the spot*

*is ded. DED I TELL YOU*

[acechan.livejournal.com]

...."Of Flowers, Boys, and Vacations." Have I mentioned I suck at titles? Unfortunately, the pr0n side of my brain is not working very well right now, so I can't really help you with the other.

[(Anonymous)]

"under the summer chestnut tree"
"Of cherries and Water"
"Summer Tempest"? (i feel like i've heard it already thought...)
"summernights"
"No hungry man will ever find it"?

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Let's create a list of Ninja-themed X-rated magazines, movies and other stroke material! >D I suck at cheesy porn title, but there's so much potential. Points for adding a description of said material. XD

Lethal Weapons III - Are you a ninja who likes a long, hard, pointy weapon? Do you often compare the size of your tool with other high-classed nins? Then this is the website for you! Every link is packed with photos of the biggest and baddest shafts waiting to come into your sheath. Just follow the instructions in our easy membership process and you'll be well on your way to holding a hot new tool in your hands. All purchases include a bottle of our special weapons' polish to keep those tool in perfect working order. CLICK NOW.

[askerian]

... ahaha. XD

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

Hmm.... Off the top of my head.

And She Thought It Would Be Sasuke....

Kunoichi Gaiden

Porny Ones

Blow It To Bits (Exploding Tag-Teams)
Shuriken (Sure He Can!)
First Time and a Half (Sakura Works Overtime)
The Bonds Between Special People (Gag 'Em Up and Spit 'Em Out)
Civilian Unrest
Naughty Ninjas VI

O.O Yeah, I'm a perv.

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

...*snorts* "Knocking Boots"



...hahahahahahahaha....











No... V_V

[aelinasongmaker.livejournal.com]

I believe that's every female character in Naruto who could possibly in any way be considered sexy.

*nosebleed*

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Er... First Bloom? Coming Into Flower? bwahahahahahaha

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Mmh..."Discoveries" ? "The mysteries of summer" XD; ? "A Flower Path"... "Pink Vacation" ha ha...

Pr0n mag XD :
JUTSU IT HARD -> Theme of the week : how to have sex on water ?
Bonus : the 100 ways to use a kunai and the Icha Icha Corner ! (that would be a men mag)

KU☆NO☆X☆CHI (ha ha) -> How to make your small breasts look bigger ?
Including : Tsunade-sama Corner "Women have secrets", how to use your body (II), the Kunoichi Way of Sex.

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

*starts to type then remembers she is the queen of lame titles* xD You could take a few words from a line in the story that pretty much have nothing to do with the plot at all, and then when people finally get to that point of the story, they go "OH! That's what the title was about." XD

I suck, I know. Now for the pr0n! XD

Detention Depravity: Fed up academy instructor Babe E. Flogs, played by Mitarashi Anko, teaches her devious students a lesson they'll never forget through a tantilizing new form of discipline.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

*bad suggestion time*

Growing Leaf
Blossom Amongst The River (cause there've been a few scenes by the river...)
Sakura's Blossoming (uh?)

Pr0n suggestions!

.....? okay, running a blank...

curse you, work!

~ Help is on thee way! ~

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

Hmm...well, first of all, my dearest, I missed your birthday! *hugs and love* Can you forgive me!?

No?! *gasps* ... *ponders* Well, then, perhaps I shall have to offer you gifts of repentance? Gifts that may, or may not, double as belated birthday presents? *^.^* While I'm not an established fan-fiction/art sharer, if you ask, it will come. *lol* A picture [photoshoped, of course...I can't draw to save my life]? A story [it'd be the second I _ever_ shared on the Internet world]? A cookie [*yummy*]? I'm willing to put my best forward...*eek*

Hmm...titles. I've never been a great title chooser, but then, that seems to be the plight of the majority here, so, if you would not take any of my suckiness personally, I shan't take any criticisms personally. *^.^* OK!

(On) The Other Side
Another World / Other Worlds
(A) Civil Exchange[s]
Changes
Crossroads (and Milestones)
Transitions
Progression
Crossing Lines
Summer Time
Sakura's Summer
Who I Did on My Summer Vacation [*lol* sorry...I couldn't help myself *>.<*]

Now, on the pr0n...well, I'd give you some x-rated-ness, but I'd just wind up being fabulously cheesy or something. *lol* I'll be back later with ideas though, promise. *^.^*

Vale!

~ Monique ~

[aelinasongmaker.livejournal.com]

Can I get a two-year subscription to that Kunoichi Gone Wild thing, please?