been a while! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[askerian]

Oh GOD how I despise cowards and backstabbers. ("but I didn't say it to your FACE! I posted it on the INTERNET! There's no need to make an ISSUE out of it!")

Judgmental morons who look down on people from their high horse and ten lines of context-less, misinterpreted text are just soooo sexy as well.

HAY PEOPLE, DID YOU KNOW I WAS A PEDOPHILE? AND A MARY SUE WRITER AS WELL. Oh, and I'm degrading the quality of the Naruto fandom! soon it will be just as full of rampant OOC, messed up timelines and random character bashing as Gundam Wing is. (I'm not gonna be taking offense at the crack pairings accusation since I fail to see what's the problem with it. ZOMG I CAN'T SEE UR PAIRING IN TEH SHOW IT MEANS ITS NOT ALLOWED TO EXIST!!1!1)

Oh, and Naruto characters -- ys, the little ninjas who kill, go to war and, in certain cases, spy on bathhouses and turn into naked bimbos at age 12 -- certainly aren't mature enough to think about anything sexual before age 18 -- no one is allowed to know which gender they like better before age fifteen at least! -- and if I read between the lines correctly, bondage and anal sex are my very own horrible, dirty perversions that I'm forcing on the poor characters, thus warping them horribly.

(hint? THAT POST? WAS ABOUT TEAMWORK. THEY'RE AT LEAST 17 IN TEAMWORK. BY THE TIME ANY OF THIS HAPPEN THEY'LL BE 20. What, age them up? Writers aren't allowed to DO that!)

Fuck, I think I'm more insulted about the self-insert accusation. The hell did that come from, seriously?


edit/ no, I'm not telling you where the post is at, as it's on a personal journal. (and if you find out on your own, please don't get involved). I'm just venting and boggling at the utter stupid, and I also can defend myself just fine especially with such an... intelligent and witty line of attack. But thanks for the love anyway. ^_^ ♥


edit edit/ ahahaha oh Rayemars, love, I love you.


we were talking about how right (or wrong) the gal is... and.

askerian: well maybe she's right on some of it
askerian: but that's nothing i'm ashamed of.
rayemars: I would be kind of worried if you had agreed, with the stuff you listed.
askerian: XD
rayemars: I mean, just, logically.
askerian: but see, shota? is not my kink. but i can like it, and i did write some. (saki-chan is thirteen, not that many people realize.)
askerian: and yes, i'd be into anal (if i wasn't a goddamn virgin) and wouldn't mind trying bondage either. And le gasp! i think some characters might share those relatively mild kinks. oh noes.
askerian: ... i want to write shota bestiality.
rayemars: ....
rayemars: I don't think that's a healthy counterattack.
askerian: no, but it would be fun.
askerian: alas, my lemon muse, she is broken.
rayemars: Though I'm sure you'll make some people happy.
askerian: XD
askerian: (also, furries aren't so far from the mark)
rayemars: Maybe she'd just worn out at the moment?
askerian: she's been worn out for months and months
askerian: i'm turning into a r-rated writer ;_;
rayemars: "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"
askerian: ... HAHAHA. XDD
rayemars: Naruto can do that to a girl.
askerian: T_T
rayemars: She had a lot to keep up with.
askerian: bbbut so many easy perversions!
askerian: i still never wrote kage bunshin sex yet
rayemars: That's because you keep insisting on silly plot things.
askerian: well it was mentioned in teamwork.
askerian: >.>
rayemars: Plots are the single -- what.
askerian: but the way i mentioned it -- in a future-sidefic -- it didn't end well
askerian: i'm thinking someone *coughchokecough* poked the bunshin a bit too hard.
askerian: *gigglesnorts at self*
rayemars: *snerk*
rayemars: Sasuke's not going to let him live that down. "Your clones can't even take it like a man!"

Comments

[merrysphynx.livejournal.com]

Luckily, they're morons. That way you don't have to feel insecure.

Plus, you weren't reading the story to her(his?... nah) FACE! You posted it on the INTERNET! There's no need to make an ISSUE out of it!

Plus, did you know that latent homosexuality is one of the most driving causes behind homophobia? Somehing to think about.

Plus (again) clearly you are self inserting yourself as Sasuke. Cause who wouldn't want Naruto AND Sakura at the same time? Shame, shame.

I love you. And your crack pairings.

[askerian]

I wasn't feeling insecure. I just think her whole attitude is beyond moronic, and the few valid reasons she might have for disliking me were totally buried in WTF and "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU READ IT"-ness. Oh well. And what the hell, I don't expect to be liked by anyone, but being slandered in public? betcha I take issue with it. (or is it libel, since it was written? XD I forget)

Let's throw stones where they're due. :p I think (i hope) it's not as much about the homosexuality as "zomg the creators of the show didn't say that they were in love" or possibly "they didn't have any significant scenes together!!"

... which is the whole appeal of crackshipping in the first place. Duh.


♥

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Whoever this person is should just go to hell. Seriously, you are one of the most magnificent writers ever. It's just case of jealousy and big flaming homophobes. If they don't like something, they should avoid it like the plague so they don't catch GAYS! Oh noes! *roll eyes*

Send me in the direction of these people because if they piss you off to the point where they make you stop writing awesomeness, I'l have to make them wish they didn't exist. *smiles*

They're not worth your time, darling. Just think of all the great reviews and comments you get from loyal/happy fans. It'll pass, hopefully.

[askerian]

*is lazy and copies from previous reply!!*

Let's throw stones where they're due. :p I think (i hope) it's not as much about the homosexuality as "zomg the creators of the show didn't say that they were in love" or possibly "they didn't have any significant scenes together!!"

Also, I love you, and thank you a lot for the support, but please tone down the minionny, it feels weird. XD "Asuka the Mighty BNF and her Hordes of Enraged Fangirls." *snerk*

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

...juste...wtf O_o
Si c'était un post dans une comm, j'espère que les commentaires ont été plus intelligents que ça -_-""
Et pour leur âge, c'est comme ceux qui avaient dit que ton Naruto était OOC. Non mais serieux, ils ont du mal à capter qu'on peut les faire vieillir o_o (et pis même, tu "découvres" le sexe avant 15 ans =_=)
Dis-nous où c'est qu'on defende 8D

[askerian]

Non, apparemment la fille a vu mon post à propos des persos de teamwork et ce qu'ils pourraient aimer au lit et a commencé à déblatérer à propos de gosses de treize ans et que c'était pas réaliste qu'ils sachent même s'ils préfèrent les filles ou les garçons et qu'ils étaient mineurs, eww.

Elle a manqué un épisode, la pauvre conne. ~_~

[hakkai-duo.livejournal.com]

EHEHE ^.^;; Even your rants entertain me. But seriously, you have alot of good characterzations (ergh need to learn how to spell -.-;;) in your stories I have read, and belive me I have seen alot worse that what you do to the characters (At least if you put them in crazy unbelivable circumstances, you make whats leads up to it belivable so it really doesn't seem so ooc.) I don't know wy people would attack you for Charecterazation? I'm saying it's perfect, but you have a Talent that I have seen few authors with that can really make the characters seem real, and not just drawings from a comic. I wish I could do that. Maybe this person is just jealous. Whatever, I just wanted to delurk to say that I'm glad you really don't let it bother you (I hope not) because if you stopped writing alot of people in Naruto fandom would be sad. Yea ehehe ^.^;; I'm sorry I'll stop my Worship suppoert of you now.

P.S Crack Pairings are what make the world go 'round!

[askerian]

hah, glad to entertain. ♥

Yeah, if I wanted to point to the weakest points with my writing, it wouldn't be characterization. Not saying I'm so canon even Kishimoto learns from me, (my Naruto is mature and my Sakura not so kickass, though she at least has an excuse) but whut? Seen a lot, lot worse.

anyway. *hughughughug* thank you very much. #^__^# And there's no way in hell i'm going to stop writing ever, even if I get slammed for something that's actually there, it isn't some random wahh-ing that's going to bother me. :3

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

...

self insert? Where are they pulling that out of? In Teamwork? Really?

Maybe the poor girl needs glasses. We should set up a fund on paypal to buy them for her! ^^

[askerian]

*snerk* ♥ I'm not sure she was talking about teamwork for that one, but even so... whut?

Even if she wasn't refering specifically to mary-sue-type self insert, I don't recall ever having bent someone's canon personality, quirks and opinions to reflect mine. Hell, I kinda made Sakura into a pro-lifer! XD

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

I wish there was something I could say to that but the only thing that comes to mind is What. The. Fuck.

... And that "full of rampant OOC, messed up timelines and random character bashing as Gundam Wing is" thing -- hum. DON'T WE ALREADY HAVE THAT? Heck, the messed up timelines are even canon, here! *snerks*

Really, you'd think people can have a basic understanding of the english language if they're reading english fics XD

[askerian]

*curls up on you* ♥

[acechan.livejournal.com]

Ten bucks says that the Mary-Sue accusation is because whoever-it-is thinks that Saki-chan is an original character.

I almost want to know who the 'tard is, just so I can get a good laugh out of the entry, but that probably would be a bad idea. Flame wars=not so good.

[askerian]

Nah, I think that might have been because i warp characters according to my deviant kinks or something. *ded of lmao*

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

*snugs* You SERIOUSLY are a freak-magnet. May that moron's computer blow up, and your mood improve after the venting. :D

[askerian]

hehe. I'm fine now. ^__^ (mmmmmmmmm mom brought chicken with little vegetables and spices and things and mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. bad... mood? what? shhh, I'm busy enjoying the afterchickenglow.)

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

Lol. you made me almost snarf my tea. X3

[askerian]

always glad to entertain. XD

[montypythonoide.livejournal.com]

You know that we all love you (just take a lot at your friends list). And as for the OOC and Maru-Sue self-insert rant - she obviously didn't bother to read the story beforehand. She's probably just a troll out on the path of (flame) war. It's unfortunate that there are people like this in the fandom but it's best to just ignore them.

[askerian]

... she's on my friends list. she, like, posted that the day she friended me. When I asked her why she had friended me if that was what she thought of me, she said that she liked my ideas.

No, it makes no sense to me either. XD

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Mary Sueism, hm? How much do you want to bet that the reason she knows that term is because everything she writes is MS-full and half of it has self-inserts? XD

[askerian]

Aw, That's just mean. I'm not even sure she write. XD ♥

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... I have a big stick to beat people with. ♥

[askerian]

Ahaha. It's alright, love. ^_^

[askerian]

Hah. yes. Also, still wondering. XD Maybe I extrapolated a bit far, it sounde more self-insert/canon character-sueage.

... which is still pretty wtf.

Apparently gay men sasuke aren't allowed to like anal sex? And if they do, it's not really IC; i'm just pushing my depraved ideas onto them. or something.

*shrugs* who knows.

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'm degrading the quality of the Naruto fandom! soon it will be just as full of rampant OOC, messed up timelines and random character bashing as Gundam Wing is.

::opens mouth::

...

::blinks::

I just... I don't know what to say. It's good of her to think the fandoms are pure and all. That's cute. But apparently she hasn't been in them for very long, cause um... that's why I don't read random fics anymore. No need to comment on the crack thing. I <3 it, as long as we all acknowledge that it's crack. That's the fun.

I don't really know what to say, and it's obvious you're not the wounded author sobbing her heart out to us here. Nothing I could think up would be as true or stinging as what you could say anyway, so... XD

Oh well. I love you, anyway. A lot of us do Some in scary, scary ways... /shudder . And I want to see kage bunshin sex someday. It's one of my strange little dreams.

...Shota Beastiality? >.> With what beast? Hmm. Interestingly wrong. XD

[askerian]

♥ no, I'm rather having fun now, really. XD


I'd say Kyuubi, but 1) he's a bit big and 2) he's too sentient for real bestiality.

There's still TonTon/Shizune, Akamaru/Kiba/Hinata, Hana/her three dogs (they're females, oh well) and Kakashi/his dogs. Oh, and Oro/Kabu/Sasu/Snakes, of course.

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Okay...this hits on one of my peeves, the whole "they're only 12, they don't have a sexuality yet!" bit. I'm sorry, but I had a sexuality at 12. I knew who I was attracted to. I knew what was massively messed up in my head, and how there were things that did not align with reality. AT TWELVE! It didn't take me until 18 to figure it out. And by the number of kids having sex (some with the obvious consequences) that I went to secondary school with, there's no doubt in my mind that sex at ages less than 18 is reality, and people just need to learn to deal with that simple fact of life.

[inane-romance.livejournal.com]

...D=

WTF? I don't get it. Why do people suck so bad?

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

poked the bunshin a bit too hard

"Your clones can't even take it like a man!"

*dead* Wow, that would so suck, sticking his needy cock into a bunshin that promptly goes POOF and leaves him bereft... definitely not going to let Naruto live it down XD

Jimmynee Christmas!

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one that feels the world is getting dumber by the second?

Today at work:

*Me doing my little supervisor thing*
Minion: Hey... Marielle... if the ticket (meal ticket... annoying to explain... lets pretend :D) says they're allergic to oranges, should I give them the lemon packet (for iced tea)

Me: ...Wait... what?!

The sad thing is, I was actually thinking about this question, before I was about to answer it. I almost stabbed myself with a toothpick...

Don't worry... TeamWork is just fine the way it is. She needs to go review those other stories that make your eyes bleed and give you the runs before you get through the first paragraph...


If I see throbbing member one more time in fic, I'm taking names damnit... it's war! X(

[(Anonymous)]

The Mary Sue thing may have some merit. I might not go as far as calling her a Sue, but your Teamwork Sakura does come off like a self-insertion at times.

[askerian]

Mind telling me where and how? Kind of a bit useless a comment otherwise.

[amarisee.livejournal.com]

What, do you mean that people who can't be bothered to write their own stories are not supposed to make stupid comments about something you do for fun???

[/End sarcasm]

You know, I wonder what people are thinking at times. First because I like your writing, and I think that, if I could pull something half as good, I'd be proud of myself, so I'm not going to complain on that side.

Secondly because that's your interpretation. As far as I can see, you've been thinking and working on the characterisation. And why should your opinion or take on the characters be any worse than anybody's?

Degrading the Naruto community? That's a new one on me... Especially since I've just read some pretty horrid stuff, and they all had "Great story!" etc... in their reviews. I mean, the crap is already in the community...

But mentioning that Naruto likes boobies? Aging the characters in teamwork? HOW DARE YOU!! ^_~

Dont' worry about it. Most people making these comments are just making fools of themselves... ♥

[sabriel-sylfaen.livejournal.com]

*hands Mistress Asuka the +9 Splintery Pool Cue of Anal Violating* Have fun. -.- *hefts sledgehammer and lays into the idiots*

[ellenel13.livejournal.com]

This about Teamwork? Really?

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I personally think Teamwork is awesome. Not flawless, but nothing ever is. And any drawbacks the fic (fics?) may have are not even close to what this person said.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

HAY PEOPLE, DID YOU KNOW I WAS A PEDOPHILE?

....yes? :D

At least in the U.S., where anyone under the age of 18 is a minor... do you like any characters over 18? ^_~

*@.@*

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

*Pets Asuka lovingly*

They/he/she/it _sucks_.

*offers gifts of yummy things (chocolate, strawberries, and Sasuke, for example *~.^*)*

YOU < them

I would go off on here about how awesome you are and such, but, as usual, I'm late to posting and the others have already taken all the relevant, useful comments. Damn.

*>.<*

Anyway, I hope you're feeling better/less insulted/less angry. From what I've read, I know I'd be pissed if someone said such things about me and my story, were I you and had written Teamwork. *le sigh* Stupid people...*loves on Asuka*

Au revoir!

~ Monique ~

PS [edit edit/ ahahaha oh Rayemars, love, I love you.] <- *le sigh* Yeah...that happens. *~.^* Especially when you read stuff like: " Sasuke's not going to let him live that down. "Your clones can't even take it like a man!" ". Dude, my face hurts from laughing/smiling. I love you. And Rayemars. *hugs*