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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2006-06-18 06:23 pm
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been a while! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oh GOD how I despise cowards and backstabbers. ("but I didn't say it to your FACE! I posted it on the INTERNET! There's no need to make an ISSUE out of it!")

Judgmental morons who look down on people from their high horse and ten lines of context-less, misinterpreted text are just soooo sexy as well.

HAY PEOPLE, DID YOU KNOW I WAS A PEDOPHILE? AND A MARY SUE WRITER AS WELL. Oh, and I'm degrading the quality of the Naruto fandom! soon it will be just as full of rampant OOC, messed up timelines and random character bashing as Gundam Wing is. (I'm not gonna be taking offense at the crack pairings accusation since I fail to see what's the problem with it. ZOMG I CAN'T SEE UR PAIRING IN TEH SHOW IT MEANS ITS NOT ALLOWED TO EXIST!!1!1)

Oh, and Naruto characters -- ys, the little ninjas who kill, go to war and, in certain cases, spy on bathhouses and turn into naked bimbos at age 12 -- certainly aren't mature enough to think about anything sexual before age 18 -- no one is allowed to know which gender they like better before age fifteen at least! -- and if I read between the lines correctly, bondage and anal sex are my very own horrible, dirty perversions that I'm forcing on the poor characters, thus warping them horribly.

(hint? THAT POST? WAS ABOUT TEAMWORK. THEY'RE AT LEAST 17 IN TEAMWORK. BY THE TIME ANY OF THIS HAPPEN THEY'LL BE 20. What, age them up? Writers aren't allowed to DO that!)

Fuck, I think I'm more insulted about the self-insert accusation. The hell did that come from, seriously?


edit/ no, I'm not telling you where the post is at, as it's on a personal journal. (and if you find out on your own, please don't get involved). I'm just venting and boggling at the utter stupid, and I also can defend myself just fine especially with such an... intelligent and witty line of attack. But thanks for the love anyway. ^_^ ♥


edit edit/ ahahaha oh Rayemars, love, I love you.


we were talking about how right (or wrong) the gal is... and.

[livejournal.com profile] askerian: well maybe she's right on some of it
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: but that's nothing i'm ashamed of.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: I would be kind of worried if you had agreed, with the stuff you listed.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: XD
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: I mean, just, logically.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: but see, shota? is not my kink. but i can like it, and i did write some. (saki-chan is thirteen, not that many people realize.)
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: and yes, i'd be into anal (if i wasn't a goddamn virgin) and wouldn't mind trying bondage either. And le gasp! i think some characters might share those relatively mild kinks. oh noes.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ... i want to write shota bestiality.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: ....
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: I don't think that's a healthy counterattack.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: no, but it would be fun.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: alas, my lemon muse, she is broken.
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Though I'm sure you'll make some people happy.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: XD
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: (also, furries aren't so far from the mark)
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Maybe she'd just worn out at the moment?
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: she's been worn out for months and months
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: i'm turning into a r-rated writer ;_;
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: ... HAHAHA. XDD
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Naruto can do that to a girl.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: T_T
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: She had a lot to keep up with.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: bbbut so many easy perversions!
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: i still never wrote kage bunshin sex yet
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: That's because you keep insisting on silly plot things.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: well it was mentioned in teamwork.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: >.>
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Plots are the single -- what.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: but the way i mentioned it -- in a future-sidefic -- it didn't end well
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: i'm thinking someone *coughchokecough* poked the bunshin a bit too hard.
[livejournal.com profile] askerian: *gigglesnorts at self*
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: *snerk*
[livejournal.com profile] rayemars: Sasuke's not going to let him live that down. "Your clones can't even take it like a man!"

[identity profile] merrysphynx.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Luckily, they're morons. That way you don't have to feel insecure.

Plus, you weren't reading the story to her(his?... nah) FACE! You posted it on the INTERNET! There's no need to make an ISSUE out of it!

Plus, did you know that latent homosexuality is one of the most driving causes behind homophobia? Somehing to think about.

Plus (again) clearly you are self inserting yourself as Sasuke. Cause who wouldn't want Naruto AND Sakura at the same time? Shame, shame.

I love you. And your crack pairings.
ext_107527: (Team 7 Naruto Sakura Sasuke)

[identity profile] shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoever this person is should just go to hell. Seriously, you are one of the most magnificent writers ever. It's just case of jealousy and big flaming homophobes. If they don't like something, they should avoid it like the plague so they don't catch GAYS! Oh noes! *roll eyes*

Send me in the direction of these people because if they piss you off to the point where they make you stop writing awesomeness, I'l have to make them wish they didn't exist. *smiles*

They're not worth your time, darling. Just think of all the great reviews and comments you get from loyal/happy fans. It'll pass, hopefully.

[identity profile] nacchi-camui.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...juste...wtf O_o
Si c'était un post dans une comm, j'espère que les commentaires ont été plus intelligents que ça -_-""
Et pour leur âge, c'est comme ceux qui avaient dit que ton Naruto était OOC. Non mais serieux, ils ont du mal à capter qu'on peut les faire vieillir o_o (et pis même, tu "découvres" le sexe avant 15 ans =_=)
Dis-nous où c'est qu'on defende 8D

[identity profile] hakkai-duo.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
EHEHE ^.^;; Even your rants entertain me. But seriously, you have alot of good characterzations (ergh need to learn how to spell -.-;;) in your stories I have read, and belive me I have seen alot worse that what you do to the characters (At least if you put them in crazy unbelivable circumstances, you make whats leads up to it belivable so it really doesn't seem so ooc.) I don't know wy people would attack you for Charecterazation? I'm saying it's perfect, but you have a Talent that I have seen few authors with that can really make the characters seem real, and not just drawings from a comic. I wish I could do that. Maybe this person is just jealous. Whatever, I just wanted to delurk to say that I'm glad you really don't let it bother you (I hope not) because if you stopped writing alot of people in Naruto fandom would be sad. Yea ehehe ^.^;; I'm sorry I'll stop my Worship suppoert of you now.

P.S Crack Pairings are what make the world go 'round!

[identity profile] des-butterfly.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...

self insert? Where are they pulling that out of? In Teamwork? Really?

Maybe the poor girl needs glasses. We should set up a fund on paypal to buy them for her! ^^

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish there was something I could say to that but the only thing that comes to mind is What. The. Fuck.

... And that "full of rampant OOC, messed up timelines and random character bashing as Gundam Wing is" thing -- hum. DON'T WE ALREADY HAVE THAT? Heck, the messed up timelines are even canon, here! *snerks*

Really, you'd think people can have a basic understanding of the english language if they're reading english fics XD

[identity profile] acechan.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ten bucks says that the Mary-Sue accusation is because whoever-it-is thinks that Saki-chan is an original character.

I almost want to know who the 'tard is, just so I can get a good laugh out of the entry, but that probably would be a bad idea. Flame wars=not so good.

[identity profile] crazy-toffee.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*snugs* You SERIOUSLY are a freak-magnet. May that moron's computer blow up, and your mood improve after the venting. :D

[identity profile] animeprincess.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol. you made me almost snarf my tea. X3

[identity profile] montypythonoide.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that we all love you (just take a lot at your friends list). And as for the OOC and Maru-Sue self-insert rant - she obviously didn't bother to read the story beforehand. She's probably just a troll out on the path of (flame) war. It's unfortunate that there are people like this in the fandom but it's best to just ignore them.

[identity profile] crazy-toffee.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... nothing like being all nice and full of chicken and spiced veggies. :D (Ramen comes pretty close, btw. I can TOTALLY understand Naruto now that I've tried it.)

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mary Sueism, hm? How much do you want to bet that the reason she knows that term is because everything she writes is MS-full and half of it has self-inserts? XD
ext_2686: (LAWL)

[identity profile] stripedpetunia.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Libel ftw.

[identity profile] windandwater.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
... I have a big stick to beat people with. ♥

[identity profile] merrysphynx.livejournal.com 2006-06-18 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAHAHA!!!! YOUR ICON!!!!!! XD

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