*flops*

[askerian]

mmm, i love spending a whole afternoon (it's still daylights at eight PM, that's afternoon, right? =_= ) with kids. no, really.

especially kids I can actually spank when they're being unbearable.

especially kids whose mother never yells at me or glares because i ZOMG dared to raise my voice at her little angel for punching me (hard enough to bruise), shooting a ball at my head repeatedly, calling me fat, pinching my breasts and messing up my pictures.

mmm, I love kids.



Pr0n is needed. Of the kind with biting and claws preferably. *flops off to find violent!pr0n*

Comments

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

OOOH, you love kids? So you won't care if I send mine to come visit you for about a week? They really need to get out and be exposed to some culture and all that. Sure they're mildly hyperactive, and the 2 yr old sleeps sporadically, but I'm sure you'll have fun with them. ;DD


.... you're never speaking to me again, are you? XD