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windshades was helping me with Teamworky stuff. Yay for english-as-second-language and disjointed thought process.
askerian: water: turn on?
askerian: ...
askerian: I MEAN
askerian: ahaha
askerian: *slaps perverted mind*
windshades: ...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
askerian: i mean do you say "he turns on the water"?
askerian: i forgot
windshades: *rolls in the gutter*
askerian: *rolls on*
windshades: Oooh baby! ^___~
askerian: this is going on LJ. u.u
For the record, that sentence was about Sasuke taking a shower. COINCIDENCE? I think not. My brain is pervy without me. ;_;
/You've got two bitches and you still wake up alone. Train them better already./
Naruto blinked sleepily at the hollow in the mattress at his side, and growled under his breath as he realized that he was indeed alone. The sheet only retained the barest hint of warmth. He could hear the shower running, though; Sasuke wasn't very far away.
/The pink slut is. What are you letting her live elsewhere for?/
Naruto winced as the fox threw memories of gutted females at his face, fetuses torn out -- when they hadn't been devoured. It was, apparently, a delicacy. So very tender. Kyuubi didn't think much of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
'No one's gonna eat the baby, furball. Humans don't eat each other.' Of course, there were other dangers.
Kyuubi didn't seem so convinced. Naruto got a flash of two vixens, a pink one and a blond one, curled together in a burrow, hiding from big bad predators. /Needs a male there/ he rumbled musingly. To protect them. And also to mount them. A lot.
Naruto yawned, and tried not to think about bad stuff; it was too early in the morning. "Ino? Man, no way. 'Sides it's either her or Sasuke; Sasuke won't share with her."
/He can't bear your kits either./
Naruto didn't care much for starting the morning by an argument with a voice in his head; besides he already knew that Kyuubi considered males as nothing more than toys. Fun toys, granted. Besides, he really shouldn't alienate Kyuubi at the moment; the demon was surprisingly sociable today, there was no reason to waste it.
"Ino would screech our ears out."
/Pink slut already does./
"Not half as much as Ino would; 'sides she and Sakura would fight all the time."
/Fuck them until they're too tired to stand./
Naruto started laughing; he rather liked that suggestion. Purely rhetorically, of course.
He rolled off the bed with an easy grace -- the fox was still close, a little as if he was looking over his shoulder -- and tripped on Sasuke's abandoned shoes. Gack! He caught himself on the door, wincing at the noise and his palm smarting. Should have known it was a fluke.
"What did you break?" Sasuke yelled from the bathroom.
"I didn't break anything! I just--" left a sooty imprint on his door, oh damn it. He'd washed his hands, hadn't he? Yes, he had, at the station, and his face too... But not the rest of him. Of course, now that he was thinking about it, it started to itch.
The water cut off. "You just?" Sasuke repeated, suspicious. Naruto wondered where the soft-spoken, almost docile Sasuke from the night before had disappeared. Oh well, this one was more normal at least.
Naruto was tired of yelling through a closed door, though. So he threw it open and stepped inside. "It was open!" he chirped, and dodged hurriedly. The soap bounced on the wall and left a wet, soapy trail in his hair.
Sasuke was glaring at him through the glass wall of the shower stall. "No it was not."
"Oh well, it is now -- oh hey, you're naked."
Sasuke threw him a nasty glare. "No shit, Sherlock."
He was very naked. And wet. And his hair was sticking to his face. Damn that towel rack for blocking the rest of the view.
Though when Sasuke turned away to turn the water back on, it gave Naruto a nice view of his shoulder. And the warded curse seal on his neck; part of the landscape by now, but surprisingly compelling. "So did you just barge in to peep on me or did you actually have a goal in mind?"
"Maybe peeping was my goal," Naruto retorted, craning his neck to keep glancing back at Sasuke as he washed his hands at the sink.
"Don't make me stuff that soap up your ass, Naruto."
"Oh, bad idea. I hear it makes for terrible lube." He grinned innocently and pulled off his shirt, looking around for a washcloth. There was soot at the base of his neck, and more soot over his chest and his armpits.
"I thought you didn't want to bottom -- what are you doing?"
"Washing up."
"You can't wait your turn?" Sasuke groused, and finished rinsing himself off.
"But it itches NOW!" Naruto protested, rubbing more vigorously.
"Goddamnit -- here! I'm done, now take a shower instead of dripping dirty water all over the floor."
Sasuke stomped out of the stall, his back stiff, and snatched a towel to dry himself off. He was saying something, about next times and kicking Naruto out and locking the door. Naruto wasn't all too sure of the details, actually. The towel was old and scratchy, and Sasuke's vigorous rubbing left his skin looking flushed. On Sakura, he would have called that shade just-got-molested.
... Hohoho.
"What are you -- let gMPH!"
Sasuke growled in Naruto's mouth; Naruto laughed in response, and slipped his tongue between his lips as deeply as he could go.
"What the fuck--" Sasuke sputtered angrily as he broke the kiss.
"Good morning, bastard!"
Naruto kissed him again, using his superior weight to back him against the door. Sasuke started shoving him back, but then he slipped on the trail the wet soap had left on the tiles and bumped hard against the door. Naruto didn't lose time taking advantage of the opportunity.
Towel dumped on the floor, check. Chest to bare chest, check. Lower body -- damn it, Naruto was still wearing pants. It was kinda nice to know that Sasuke's lower body was bare, though. Lips -- oww, bastard bit hard. Hands...
...Well. Sasuke had to be distracted from biting his lips off, right?
"Nngh!"
... And now he was kissing back properly. Awesome how a good double hold on his butt changed things -- oh yeah...
"Moron... Gonna get me dirty again..."
"You can shower with me," Naruto proposed, mouthing his neck.
Sasuke shoved him off without warning. Naruto flailed; the same soapy puddle that had ambushed Sasuke had just turned on him. He managed to grab the sink and the edge of the shower stall somehow. "Hey!"
"That's enough 'good morning' for today," Sasuke growled, picking up his towel, and stomped out of the bathroom.
... Well, watching him walk off was nice too. Naruto wasn't sure what he'd done, though. Oh well, this was still a good way to start the day. He kicked off his pants and stepped into the shower, whistling.
windshades was helping me with Teamworky stuff. Yay for english-as-second-language and disjointed thought process. askerian: water: turn on? askerian: ...askerian: I MEANaskerian: ahahaaskerian: *slaps perverted mind*windshades: ...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDaskerian: i mean do you say "he turns on the water"?askerian: i forgotwindshades: *rolls in the gutter* askerian: *rolls on*windshades: Oooh baby! ^___~askerian: this is going on LJ. u.uFor the record, that sentence was about Sasuke taking a shower. COINCIDENCE? I think not. My brain is pervy without me. ;_;
/You've got two bitches and you still wake up alone. Train them better already./
Naruto blinked sleepily at the hollow in the mattress at his side, and growled under his breath as he realized that he was indeed alone. The sheet only retained the barest hint of warmth. He could hear the shower running, though; Sasuke wasn't very far away.
/The pink slut is. What are you letting her live elsewhere for?/
Naruto winced as the fox threw memories of gutted females at his face, fetuses torn out -- when they hadn't been devoured. It was, apparently, a delicacy. So very tender. Kyuubi didn't think much of "do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
'No one's gonna eat the baby, furball. Humans don't eat each other.' Of course, there were other dangers.
Kyuubi didn't seem so convinced. Naruto got a flash of two vixens, a pink one and a blond one, curled together in a burrow, hiding from big bad predators. /Needs a male there/ he rumbled musingly. To protect them. And also to mount them. A lot.
Naruto yawned, and tried not to think about bad stuff; it was too early in the morning. "Ino? Man, no way. 'Sides it's either her or Sasuke; Sasuke won't share with her."
/He can't bear your kits either./
Naruto didn't care much for starting the morning by an argument with a voice in his head; besides he already knew that Kyuubi considered males as nothing more than toys. Fun toys, granted. Besides, he really shouldn't alienate Kyuubi at the moment; the demon was surprisingly sociable today, there was no reason to waste it.
"Ino would screech our ears out."
/Pink slut already does./
"Not half as much as Ino would; 'sides she and Sakura would fight all the time."
/Fuck them until they're too tired to stand./
Naruto started laughing; he rather liked that suggestion. Purely rhetorically, of course.
He rolled off the bed with an easy grace -- the fox was still close, a little as if he was looking over his shoulder -- and tripped on Sasuke's abandoned shoes. Gack! He caught himself on the door, wincing at the noise and his palm smarting. Should have known it was a fluke.
"What did you break?" Sasuke yelled from the bathroom.
"I didn't break anything! I just--" left a sooty imprint on his door, oh damn it. He'd washed his hands, hadn't he? Yes, he had, at the station, and his face too... But not the rest of him. Of course, now that he was thinking about it, it started to itch.
The water cut off. "You just?" Sasuke repeated, suspicious. Naruto wondered where the soft-spoken, almost docile Sasuke from the night before had disappeared. Oh well, this one was more normal at least.
Naruto was tired of yelling through a closed door, though. So he threw it open and stepped inside. "It was open!" he chirped, and dodged hurriedly. The soap bounced on the wall and left a wet, soapy trail in his hair.
Sasuke was glaring at him through the glass wall of the shower stall. "No it was not."
"Oh well, it is now -- oh hey, you're naked."
Sasuke threw him a nasty glare. "No shit, Sherlock."
He was very naked. And wet. And his hair was sticking to his face. Damn that towel rack for blocking the rest of the view.
Though when Sasuke turned away to turn the water back on, it gave Naruto a nice view of his shoulder. And the warded curse seal on his neck; part of the landscape by now, but surprisingly compelling. "So did you just barge in to peep on me or did you actually have a goal in mind?"
"Maybe peeping was my goal," Naruto retorted, craning his neck to keep glancing back at Sasuke as he washed his hands at the sink.
"Don't make me stuff that soap up your ass, Naruto."
"Oh, bad idea. I hear it makes for terrible lube." He grinned innocently and pulled off his shirt, looking around for a washcloth. There was soot at the base of his neck, and more soot over his chest and his armpits.
"I thought you didn't want to bottom -- what are you doing?"
"Washing up."
"You can't wait your turn?" Sasuke groused, and finished rinsing himself off.
"But it itches NOW!" Naruto protested, rubbing more vigorously.
"Goddamnit -- here! I'm done, now take a shower instead of dripping dirty water all over the floor."
Sasuke stomped out of the stall, his back stiff, and snatched a towel to dry himself off. He was saying something, about next times and kicking Naruto out and locking the door. Naruto wasn't all too sure of the details, actually. The towel was old and scratchy, and Sasuke's vigorous rubbing left his skin looking flushed. On Sakura, he would have called that shade just-got-molested.
... Hohoho.
"What are you -- let gMPH!"
Sasuke growled in Naruto's mouth; Naruto laughed in response, and slipped his tongue between his lips as deeply as he could go.
"What the fuck--" Sasuke sputtered angrily as he broke the kiss.
"Good morning, bastard!"
Naruto kissed him again, using his superior weight to back him against the door. Sasuke started shoving him back, but then he slipped on the trail the wet soap had left on the tiles and bumped hard against the door. Naruto didn't lose time taking advantage of the opportunity.
Towel dumped on the floor, check. Chest to bare chest, check. Lower body -- damn it, Naruto was still wearing pants. It was kinda nice to know that Sasuke's lower body was bare, though. Lips -- oww, bastard bit hard. Hands...
...Well. Sasuke had to be distracted from biting his lips off, right?
"Nngh!"
... And now he was kissing back properly. Awesome how a good double hold on his butt changed things -- oh yeah...
"Moron... Gonna get me dirty again..."
"You can shower with me," Naruto proposed, mouthing his neck.
Sasuke shoved him off without warning. Naruto flailed; the same soapy puddle that had ambushed Sasuke had just turned on him. He managed to grab the sink and the edge of the shower stall somehow. "Hey!"
"That's enough 'good morning' for today," Sasuke growled, picking up his towel, and stomped out of the bathroom.
... Well, watching him walk off was nice too. Naruto wasn't sure what he'd done, though. Oh well, this was still a good way to start the day. He kicked off his pants and stepped into the shower, whistling.
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