mm, crack

[askerian]

so there's this ficlet I wanna write. XD

oro: *brings sai back home* *lookie i gots me nother pretty boislut*~
sasuke: *doesn't care*
sai: *blahblah oh look a traitor to konoha*
sasuke: *yeah whatever kettle-dude*
sai: *naruto's penis blah*
sasuke: .. *twitch*
sai: *blah sakura sucks evil ugly witch blah*
sasuke: *twitchtwitch*
sai: *they so boning eachother zomg lolz*
sasuke: *.. say what bitch*
sai: *yeah so naruto's penis is prettier than sakura's face...*
sasuke: *BITCHSLAP*
oro: *there there boys, dont be jealous of each other.* *gropes both*
kabuto: *so glad i'm too old to be a boislut now* u_u;;

Comments

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Oh Kabuto, Orochimaru is always bringing home angsty little pretty boys, isn't he?

But yes, Sai is just stupid enough to say those sort of things to Sasuke, and probably to lie to him as well. And then Sasuke will probably maul him bad enough to take away his prettyboy status *grins*