mm, crack

[askerian]

so there's this ficlet I wanna write. XD

oro: *brings sai back home* *lookie i gots me nother pretty boislut*~
sasuke: *doesn't care*
sai: *blahblah oh look a traitor to konoha*
sasuke: *yeah whatever kettle-dude*
sai: *naruto's penis blah*
sasuke: .. *twitch*
sai: *blah sakura sucks evil ugly witch blah*
sasuke: *twitchtwitch*
sai: *they so boning eachother zomg lolz*
sasuke: *.. say what bitch*
sai: *yeah so naruto's penis is prettier than sakura's face...*
sasuke: *BITCHSLAP*
oro: *there there boys, dont be jealous of each other.* *gropes both*
kabuto: *so glad i'm too old to be a boislut now* u_u;;

Comments

[lukita.livejournal.com]

That would so make my day if Sai mentioned Naruto's penis in front of Sasuke in canon.

[a-white-rain.livejournal.com]

It's more than possible. Kishimoto ships Naruto/Sasuke along with anyone Sasuke's ever interacted with

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

And I would love you forever if you did. ^__^

[psychelock.livejournal.com]

I would love that ficlet. LOVE. *fully supports your writing it if you choose to do so* XD

I'm desperately hoping we get to see Sai and Sasuke meet each other. It has the potential to be glorious. :D

[hime-no-nishi.livejournal.com]

Your icon severly amuses me. *falls out of my chair laughing my ass off* This part of the comment goes to Asuka-san. Sai probably would start something like that with Sasuke. Sasuke would (hopefully) probably skip ship and go back to be with his "boyfriend" which would be good. Hopefully mind you. Sai is a little rat. Danzou is even bigger and slimier of a rat. Orochimaru is just a perv. This crack drabble is awesomely wonderful. Incredibly cracky. Yummy, cracky goodness.

[askerian]

i'm writing!! weirdly enough, it's a very serious POV-fic so far. O_o;;;

your icon freaks me out. XD

[psychelock.livejournal.com]

*eagerly anticipating fic* ^__^

[quickthorne.livejournal.com]

OMFG YOUR ICON.


... *is specchless*

[miss-aya.livejournal.com]

They're momboing to my current music! XD

[miss-aya.livejournal.com]

Orr, err, whatever the hell they're doing. XP

[justkat2790.livejournal.com]

Yes!!!!!! This is just sooo exactly how it's going to go!! Of course, the 6(?) inch question is...how does Sasuke's penis compare?!!!

A ficlet would be hilarious...except you'd better be quick, because Kishimoto might make it canon, next chapter!!^____^

[askerian]

oh boy, I know. i'm writing as fast as I can. XD

(ahaha, there will SO be a penis size comparison if I can get away with it. It's a serious ficlet too. XD)

icon. ;_;

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I LOVE your fics! And that idea sounds awesome... Can't wait to read it! Go you! *is your cheering section, =^-^=*

[askerian]

heh, thanks ^__^ got two pages of it already. I hope i finish it before i need to sleep, or else i'll probably lose the bunny ~_~

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

*give you espresso with much sugar* Drink! No sleep! ...actually, espresso puts me to sleep but I'm pretty sure it keeps other people awake... >>;;

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... gee, that sounds familiar.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

I am already dead of lol from the thought alone.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Oh Kabuto, Orochimaru is always bringing home angsty little pretty boys, isn't he?

But yes, Sai is just stupid enough to say those sort of things to Sasuke, and probably to lie to him as well. And then Sasuke will probably maul him bad enough to take away his prettyboy status *grins*