*flops*

[askerian]

booooored. unmotivated. bored. booooored. *shakes f-list* Update, damn you!

EDIT: Oh, what the hell, I really AM that bored.

-Ask a question to any of my characters from any of my stories and the character will answer. (unless it's spoiler, muahahaha.)

-Anyone wanna start a fandom debate? About Naruto, GW, fandom in general? Pairings, plot devices, cliches... I also have some knowledge of FMA, DBZ, Mai-HiME/Otome...

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Sasuke

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

Dear Sasuke:

I must know...


How do you keep your hair so perfectly spikey in the back? Is it a special chakra technique? Or is it special ninja hair gel?

*whispers to Naruto*: Does it ever get messy... when... You know...?? I bet that's totally hot... messy Sasuke...

Mmm... kinda like fresh, warm, baked chocolate chip cookies...


*drools...*

Re: Sasuke

[askerian]

~_~ that's more for the series's sasuke.

naruto: :D heh, I can barely tell the difference. He always has well-fucked hair.

[finnigan-geist.livejournal.com]

Kyuubi - who do you think is a better lay: pink slut or the bitch?

[askerian]

Kyuubi: The bitch, easy. Because he's not easy. >D


(i need a kyuubi icon...)

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

Sasuke: What's your REAL opinion on Kyuubi?

Who do you prefer in bed, Naruto or Kyuubi-as-Naruto? XD

[askerian]

Sasuke: He's a hot, powerful psychopath and I really shouldn't be as fascinated as I am.

Depends if I have to walk anywhere the next day.

[lomelinde-sama.livejournal.com]

Fandom debate ... there's one I always like to nitpick about.

Hey, people, you know this guy Treize Kushrenada ? Rose and wine, see who I'm talkin' about ? Well the guy also happens to be a soldier and a pilot, and a damn good one at that. Remeber that in the final episodes, he's piloting a Tallgeese, the freaking suit that gave Zechs a heart attack at only 19, and that he's not even breaking a sweat ? He's right at home there.

[askerian]

hehe. That's more a subject of rant than a debate. Especially since anyone who thinks about it two minutes should agree with your point. (which could also be more clearly stated XD)

Saaaaki-chyaaaan

[finnigan-geist.livejournal.com]

Saki-chan: How much persuasion would it take on Naruto's part to get you involved in a hot-hot threesome with Sakura?


Sakura: How do you feel about Saki-chan?

More specifically, do you totally want to tap that? Like, given the situation of you and Saki-chan, and you're sexy-no-jutsu male, isn't that really hot?

Re: Saaaaki-chyaaaan

[askerian]

Saki: *blushblush* Umm. Um. She's a friend, and... probably not a lot. He's... convincing.

Sakura: T_T whatever makes him happy I guess. a-and he -- she's pretty and nice, and... WTF WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY. TT_TT

What? No--HELL NO!!! #@_@#

[nemi-chan.livejournal.com]

Kyuu-sama, have you ever been tempted to run out and get the Bitch's brother so you have matching bitches?

And and and! Are you at all intrested if your host's jutsu can be forced on someone so your bitch, or any of your harem, can have the baby next time?

Also, how do you keep your tails so silky and tentacle like? (What?! They don't move like tails, well maybe my cat's tail. But a fox isn't a cat)

I got a Kyuubi icon now~

[askerian]

Hah. No way. Might be my only chance to fuck a pretty boy to death. Not gonna bother with "restraint" and "careful". Mmm, the Bitch's face streaked with blood... *shrug* If he doesn't die, I'll off him afterwards. Vicious little bitch, not keeping him alive so he can come after my kits.

... now that could be fun. Maybe I'd keep the Bitch's brother to hunt while he's all fat and slow... Oh yeeah.

Come closer and I'll show you. >E

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Dear Saki-chan,

Why do you keep letting that bastard Sasuke come out and play? He's not as much fun as you are and he's always grouchy to your boyfriend. ;_;

saki~

[askerian]

*blush* Because. Um. Because Naruto-kun wants to see him too.

besides this way Naruto-kun appreciates me more when I come back. ;p

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

o_o random weird thought:

i was trying to think up a question, and couldn't pick either Saki-chan or Kyuubi.

and then i wondered just how freaky it would get if Saki and Kyuubi MET. oh gawd. looooooooooootta emo after that. broken psyche whut.

[askerian]

oh gawd no. Kyuubi would eat her for breakfast.

With extra cream filling. XPPP

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

...Dear Kyuubi-sama,


...Which is sexier, Genma with the Senbon, Genma without the Senbon, or the Senbon.


...The Bitch, the pink slut, or the bitch and pink slut together aren't an option! X(

[askerian]

Who the hell is he and why the hell should I care? >p

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to ask Teamwork!Sakura what it would take for her to leave her stressful, frequently-assholian boys, and shack up with Ino. Even if it were only for pne-time comfort sex!

... what? I can like Teamwork and still have an Ino/Saku OTP, even though it'll never happen in that story :P.

[askerian]

XD!!

sakura: I wouldn't leave them! And Ino and I -- we're not like that...

... Inviting her in, though, maybe... *cough*

[typecast.livejournal.com]

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura: If the three of you were trapped on a deserted island with no food and had to resort to cannibalism to survive... who would you eat?

Kyuubi: Same question.

[askerian]

Sasuke and Sakura: =_= Bits of Naruto. He can always heal it.

Naruto: Hey!!;_; Why couldn't we eat bits of Sakura? She could heal it too!

Kyuubi: What do you mean, no food? The furless bitches are here, aren't they.

[aishuu.livejournal.com]

I'll debate. Sasuke vs. Sai - one is redeemable, the other is not. Who say you?

[askerian]

I am so totally biased here it's not even funny. XD

Besides so far, it hurts me to say that, but Sai hasn't proved to be evil or a traitor, so he has nothing to be redeemed from so far.

[(Anonymous)]

To Duo from Garou

Do you get to help with the flea baths? And if so, who's the worst?

[askerian]

Hah! That would be funny. Nah, they're big enough to manage on their own. *snicker*

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

Mai-HiME/Otome...

Ooh! Some of my new favorites...

So. First, am I the only one who saw the last episode and kinda blinked and said, 'In retrospect, it's so obvious Mashiro'd do that?' Because they'd set up the degree of power the winner would have access to, because Mashiro was the previous winner, and they'd set up her character as being someone who would do that...

Second, in -Otome: My suspicion about how the lead characters are related is that Arika's the real princess and Nina is the 'Sky Blue Sapphire's real daughter. The real question is, where on earth did Mashiro come from?

Ja, -n

[askerian]

Eh. I watched HiME in two big marathon sessions, so I can't say I stopped to speculate much. ^^;

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

Kyuubi-sama,

How do you feel about Naruto's ramen obesession?

[askerian]

Bleh. Why can't the stupid kid like something that BLEEDS?

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Moi j'ai une question ! (qui a absoluement rien à voir avec ce que tu demandes, mais bon >__>)

Que devient l'histoire avec Sasuke en demon-chat ou un truc comme ça ? .__. (je l'ai ratée ? elle meurt dans ton ordi ? elle est déjà morte ? :3)

[askerian]

Elle est repartie sur la liste d'attente ;p

[cindelius.livejournal.com]

(If this is still open...)

Teamwork!Sakura: What's one sexual fantasy of yours that hasn't been fulfilled yet?

[askerian]

XD! depends where in the timeline you're asking. Right now, most of them.

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Itachi from Possession:

Are you awake in there? Are you aware of what's going on around you right now? What's it like being possessed?

[askerian]

BLEEP. YOU ARE APPROACHING THE SPOILER ZONE. PLEASE KEEP OUT. BLEEEEEP.

:p

[gothicstargrl.livejournal.com]

Saki-chan: Do you prefer Gothic Lolita-style clothing or just cutesy goth? Basically, should I draw you in ridiculous amounts of lace or fishnet? XD

(*zips off to reread a few Asuka-fics so that other characters might get to answer questions*)

[askerian]

o__o!!!!

Lace. Lots and lots of lace. And pretty ribbons. ♥

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Ah ! Other question ^_^

How do you think Vegeta and Bulma ended up together ? :3 (yeah, Trunks says a bit about it but that's not enough :p)

[askerian]

XD there have been so many fics on the subject. I really don't have a favorite.

[rayemars.livejournal.com]

Yondaime from Possession: What do you think of what you've heard of so far about how things in Konoha have gone post your demise?

(Or does this count as a spoiler too?)

[askerian]

XD;; He hasn't heard a lot yet -- so far all he knows is that two Uchiha boys have betrayed konoha and there's a pack of bad guys that wants to hurt naruto. ^^;

[(Anonymous)]

Yo, Fury-Naruto. You ever had the urge to stick fridge magnets to Cyber-Sasuke's arse when he's in sleep mode for the hell of it just to see how badly you can piss him off?

Lurker-Kay

[askerian]

*dies of lmao*

Naruto: ...O_O XDDDD!!!!! no, but I totally should. Thanks!!

[(Anonymous)]

Teamwork Naruto:

What's it like for you when Kyuubi is out? Specifically, what's it like when Kyuubi has sex with your mates?

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

That was actually me, btw :)

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura:

How do you feel about the legions of deranged fangirls (and the occassional fanboy) who spend an inordinate amount of time observing ytou daily lives, including sex? No, make that especially sex.

[askerian]

naruto: *blinku* what are you talking about? =o.o=

Sasuke: ... hn. nothing i'm not used to. e_e

Sakura: *blushblush*

[rianax.livejournal.com]

Dear Teamwork!Trio how do you think the parental meeting is going to go? Any ideas, fears, hopes?

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Haruno as your daughter's stituation seems to be processing towards the permenant state, what are your feelings and thoughts on a reconcilation with her?

Dear Teamwork!Tsunade how difficult do you expect Team 7's stituation to be with the larger ninja population (barring the Kyuubi factor) with all the ahem... colorful characters that dot the Konoha ranks aren't the more unconventional relationships accepted or at least tolerated among your shinobi?