fun with Kitty~

[askerian]

theninjakitty: If you ever want to see your characters again (I kidnapped them) you must update your fic known as Self reliance and and make itachi get preggers too kakashi or Iruka also (lmao)

theninjakitty: I mean...wtf.
askerian: ... =_=
askerian: oh god the stupid it hurts
theninjakitty: *beats it away with fan*
askerian: itachi. with kids.
askerian: ... ...
askerian: ....
theninjakitty: Oh god, this kid tried to convince me that Itachi and Kisame's baby would be the coolest kid EVAR
askerian: *brain splodey*
askerian: if itachi and kisame had a kid, kisame would so be the mommy
askerian: itachi totally tops
theninjakitty: She'd be all sexy with blue hair and she wouldn't be evil, because Itachi and Kisame aren't actually evil they're BAD TEMPERED
askerian: ... WTF.
theninjakitty: Itachi tops everything but Kyuubi.
theninjakitty: Because Kyuubi > everything living
askerian: yesssssssssssssssssss
askerian: oh yeah, he killed his whole clan in cold blood because he was angry.
theninjakitty: He was having a PMSy day. Give the guy a break.
askerian: does shukaku top itachi or the other way around?
askerian: yeah, it was becauseTHEY SOLD HIS UNDERAGE BOOTY TO A MALE BROTHEL. yeah. totally justified.
askerian: .. and his dad beat him, and his mother never let him have the first cookie either.
askerian: yeah, everyone knows the uchiha district was the red lantern area of konoha.
theninjakitty: Oh dear, the poor boy. And see, really, he just wanted to provide a better home for his little brother.
askerian: yeah. did it out of love.
theninjakitty: They were going to go away to Water because Itachi made friends at the brothel with this nice little girl named Haku.
theninjakitty: Haku and Itachi had a little baby named Sai, and Sasuke was going to be an uncle!
askerian: brain. broken.
theninjakitty: Yes, yes, Sai is Haku and Itachi's love child. This explains EVERYTHING.
theninjakitty: Since his mommy died, Sai was brought up with Auntie Deidara, who taught him art above all else.
theninjakitty: It's the TRUE STORY of lost love and familial bonds that have outlasted abuse and oppression.


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[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Sasuke smirked. "Oh, I get it. You want me to kill you while you still have a shred of dignity left. But if you want to die, doesn't that make the whole exercise of killing you for vengeance rather pointless? Isn't the whole point of killing you, doing the worst possible thing to you?" A cruel smirk, and then he slowly, deliberately, turned his back and began to walk away.

Itachi desperately tried to think of something to say that would change Sasuke's mind. "So you're going to let Kyuubi take your vengeance away, then?"

Sasuke laughed. He didn't turn around again. "No, this is the sweetest justice I ever could have devised. I thought you were my loving older brother and you betrayed me. You thought I was your hateful little brother and now--" Sasuke howled with laughter-- "I betray you!"

And laughing fit to burst, he left without another word.

No sooner had his laughter faded from earshot that it was replaced by the demon's low, predatory laugh.

Itachi's temple twitched.

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[nemi-chan.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if it would go that way, yanno.

Because Kyuubi would SO have matching bitches, and they'd BOTH be tied to the wall.

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[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

XD yeah, and they'd take out their frustration at being imprisoned by constantly sniping at each other. And Kyuubi would laugh at them and molest them both at once, and then they'd get pregnant and they'd snipe at each other even more and then the kits would be born and the little chibi Sharingan-bearing half-foxes would run around the cave yipping and wrestling each other and licking their mommies and being cute and Itachi would roll his eyes and groan while Sasuke would adore them. ( because Sasuke has a repressed Mommying Complex and having babies would bring that out)

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[nemi-chan.livejournal.com]

Molesting them both at once? Ah, yes, I knew those tails were good for something.

And I'm not sure if Kyuubi would get Sasuke Pregnant on the grounds that, "You're moody and bitchy enough as it is. You always forget your ass is MINE" while Itachi would get impregnanted because, "You can't get any bitchier, and you'll give me strong cubs unlike the Pink Bitch and this one, now bend over again!"

And yes, Sasuke would love the fuzzy foxman babies.

And we forgot! Sakura would be watching and turned on despite herself

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[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Ah, but what better way to prove to Sasuke, once and for all, that Kyuubi owns his ass then filling said ass with Kyuubi's offspring?

Sakura would be all "OHNOES! Sasuke-kun is getting molested!" While Inner Sakura would be all "Hentainess HELL YEAH!!" XD

And then the foxman babies would lick her and chew her hair and she'd cuddle them and coo to them becasue they're cute.

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[nemi-chan.livejournal.com]

I'm entertained by the image of Uchihas forced into Or--aww forget it, Sexy no jutsu to have babies--though mpreg works too. But Kyuubi might be a bit worried about how this is going to effect his bitches' asses. Then remember his weak pink bitch was good for healing and things like that.

And Uziha babies would be scary and cute ('cause d00d, sharingan backed up by fox chakra?) and chew on Itachi's toes while Sasuke pet them. Pink, blond, and black haired uziha chibis with sharingan's eating his toes for torture with Mommy-sasuke (assuming he wasn't forced into a girl's outfit and crosscontaminated himself into Saki-chan) telling them what wonderful babies they are.

Sakura might take part of the molestation. Starting with a larger genetic base will be healthier for the clan in the long run.

And we know all about history repeating itself altered--well INNER sakura would be all over filling the slot for Jirayia's perversion. (Sasuke's stick is way way too far up his ass) It's just that Sakura won't let her inner self write anything down.

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[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Chewing on Itachi's toes would be their idea of nursing, huhu :)