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theninjakitty: If you ever want to see your characters again (I kidnapped them) you must update your fic known as Self reliance and and make itachi get preggers too kakashi or Iruka also (lmao)theninjakitty: I mean...wtf.askerian: ... =_=askerian: oh god the stupid it hurtstheninjakitty: *beats it away with fan*askerian: itachi. with kids. askerian: ... ...askerian: ....theninjakitty: Oh god, this kid tried to convince me that Itachi and Kisame's baby would be the coolest kid EVARaskerian: *brain splodey*askerian: if itachi and kisame had a kid, kisame would so be the mommyaskerian: itachi totally topstheninjakitty: She'd be all sexy with blue hair and she wouldn't be evil, because Itachi and Kisame aren't actually evil they're BAD TEMPEREDaskerian: ... WTF. theninjakitty: Itachi tops everything but Kyuubi.theninjakitty: Because Kyuubi > everything livingaskerian: yesssssssssssssssssssaskerian: oh yeah, he killed his whole clan in cold blood because he was angry.theninjakitty: He was having a PMSy day. Give the guy a break.askerian: does shukaku top itachi or the other way around?askerian: yeah, it was becauseTHEY SOLD HIS UNDERAGE BOOTY TO A MALE BROTHEL. yeah. totally justified.askerian: .. and his dad beat him, and his mother never let him have the first cookie either.askerian: yeah, everyone knows the uchiha district was the red lantern area of konoha.theninjakitty: Oh dear, the poor boy. And see, really, he just wanted to provide a better home for his little brother.askerian: yeah. did it out of love.theninjakitty: They were going to go away to Water because Itachi made friends at the brothel with this nice little girl named Haku.theninjakitty: Haku and Itachi had a little baby named Sai, and Sasuke was going to be an uncle!askerian: brain. broken.theninjakitty: Yes, yes, Sai is Haku and Itachi's love child. This explains EVERYTHING.theninjakitty: Since his mommy died, Sai was brought up with Auntie Deidara, who taught him art above all else.theninjakitty: It's the TRUE STORY of lost love and familial bonds that have outlasted abuse and oppression.This moving story was brought to you by the words brainless and fantwit.
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also, the Asuka puppet should SO have rainbows crapping out its ASS constantly, and a wave of fangirls would bow down before the rainbow ass-crappings. because quite yeah, ASUKA is prolly an acronym for Awesome Super Uke Kreator Artist. or something.
it's cool, i woke up maybe 15-20 minutes ago and i have to be off to my mom's house. oh! Asuka, i can watch the movies now! yee. ^_^
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A giant talking DEMONIC kitty with two tails who always ends the show shagging with Shukaku and Kyuubi. And somehow make the other two demon pregnants, even if you're on bottom. No rainbows shooting out of your ass but each time you say something, even if it's dramatic, you have canned audience laughs. _Because_.
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Naruto and Gaara, unfortunately, Do Not Approve. But you can still violate them.
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Yes, aren't they adorable? Small little demons that try to rip you appart whenever you touch them! I think this one is gnawing my leg. That would explain the numb feeling. *looks down* Oh wait. I have no more leg. Wow, a leg sure bleeds a lot.
I solemnly swear that I do not do drugs. Maybe.no subject
::off in cracksville, never mind me... actually the first day this week I haven't been on cold meds, too bad I can't use that excuse...::