(HP/naruto crack) .____.;;;;

[askerian]

This one is for biawutnow, who lies. There is still no plot, damn it. :p



"What's Malfoy got against you anyway?"

"Besides not being one of his bootlickers?" Sasuke snorted, dropping in the seat facing Sakura's. "And humiliating him?"

"And stealing the ladies," Naruto added with a snicker as he turned his chair around and straddled it.

Sakura blushed at the memory, and checked quickly that the librarian was still out of earshot. Her teammates kept bantering casually as they pulled out paper and quills, unmindful of the few other students currently studying at other tables.

"... yeah, about that. You shove me in your boobs again and I'll shove your face through a wall."

"Aw, come on, they're perfectly nice boobies."

"They're your 'boobies', and last time I checked you were still male. It's disturbing."

"Your face is disturbing."

Sasuke sneered at Naruto, who grinned back. Sakura refrained from replying that it was far from being what she -- and most females of both Hogwarts and Konoha -- thought.

"What was that about Malfoy?" she asked Naruto, giving Sasuke a puzzled and hopeful glance. He still hadn't looked at her even once.

"He put something in my pumpkin juice," Sasuke replied casually, and started reading his assignment.

She froze. "...W-what...?"

"You sure it was him?" Naruto asked, scratching his head with his quill.

"Who else would have the motive?" Sasuke shrugged.

"I didn't have him pegged for a killer. You sure it wasn't laxatives or something?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Just because that's what you'd do... I don't know what the hell it was, but it can't have been good."

"... but -- how did you know...?"

Sasuke finally glanced at her, eyes cool and disinterested. "I'm a ninja, Sakura. As if I can't notice when something has been slipped in my drink. It smelled wrong, the color was off. It would have been pathetic to miss that."

"...oh."

Sakura shriveled on her seat, and discreetly shoved the "Love Potions" book at the bottom of her bag.

Comments

[killua]

WAHAHAHAHAHA. You write the best non-pr0n plotless stuff. @_@ loveeee

[askerian]

*licks you* <3<3<3

Yay for more HP/Naruto goodness!

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

::snicker:: Nice try Sakura. Good thing he said something before she tried. Then she'd get the look. And I love Naruto's comeback. So perfectly... Naruto. ::grin:: Poor Draco. Sasuke just pwns him in every way. The little bastard will never recover from the shock.

Re: Yay for more HP/Naruto goodness!

[askerian]

9__________9 who said she didn't already try? After all, he only assumes it was Malfoy. :D

(and yes, Sasuke does. mmmm.)

[sennenbryony.livejournal.com]

Oh wow!!! My two favourite fandoms put in one ficcie... LOL!!! I LOVE THESE!!!

I hope you continue with these drabbles, because they are AWESOME. The possibilities are endless! (Sasuke putting Snape's cloak on fire with his Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu after getting scolded (the mental image!!! XD), Team 7 meeting Harry & Co, Naruto, Sasuke & Sakura undergoing the Sorting Hat ceremony, etc. X3)

Please continue, because in my opinion your writing style has the same qualitity of J.K. Rowling, putting great effort in describing the important details. I will be watching you in the future, girl! ^_~

BTW, Merry X-Mas!!! ^^

[askerian]

^___^ thanks! i'm glad you like #^__^#

as for team 7 meeting Harry, and the sorting hat -- alredy done here. :p

merry christmas to you too~

[qem_chibati]

You write awesome crack! o.o;

XD

Love the banter between Sasuke and Naruto.

[askerian]

#^_________^# thank you!

[meanne77.livejournal.com]

... J'ai du trop prendre l'habitude du Team7 parce que... v_v pauvre sakura !
XD
(J'ai pas lu les autres alors je sais pas ce qu'ils foutent là mais le Xover avec HP, c'est CA qui est disturbing! lol)

[askerian]

aww. C'est gen alors ya pas de couples du tout, mays y a toujours sakura + sasuke et naruto + sakura. Quand à ce qu'ils foutent là, c'est une parodie, alors c'est pas censé être intelligent. XD


tiens pendant que t'es là, c'est lequel le dernier KKM sous titré, et où je peux l'avoir? avant j'allais au site d'aone mais ils updatent tous les trente-six du mois. =__=

[lukita.livejournal.com]

Crack! And it was good. Naruto definately have perfectly fine boobies. XD

[askerian]

Better than fine. Boobylicious! Sasuke really has no taste. :P

[malika.livejournal.com]

lmao, poor sakura! *pets*

malfoy's just jealous because sasuke's a better pretty-boy~~

[askerian]

*giggles* oh yeah, totally. Poor, poor draco. :D

[askerian]

*snerk* XD

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! *FALLS OUT OF CHAIR DYING OF GIGGLES* Aw man, that's so totally screwed up! I love! I looooooooooove! *glompage*

[askerian]

*glomped* x_______x

*cuddleloves you~* ♥

[chibirisuchan.livejournal.com]

*incoherent with rotfl* Poor Sakura...

[askerian]

fufufufu. >:3

[ketsuke.livejournal.com]

Sakura, silly, you should know better than to slip things into Sasuke's drink. (Since he didn't see it done I'll bet it was her, not Malfoy..)

Yay for no plot! It's all for fun anyway. ^_^ Naruto and Sasuke's interaction is always fun.

[askerian]

XD it's free interpretation since i kept it unsaid, but yeah, that was what i thought whne i wrote it. XD

[solitude1056.livejournal.com]

crack crack crack crackity crack.

[askerian]

me? Nevah!

[miko-no-da.livejournal.com]

*howls with laughter* Nice try though, Sakura. I think she'd be highly disturbed if it had actually worked, though... Sasuke following her around like a lovesick puppy might be what she THINKS she wants, but it would drive her up a wall in short order.

[askerian]

oh, shush, you, don't make me think up stuff about what would have happened if she had managed. Sasuke with a puppy crush might be the funniest/most disturbing thing ever.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

this came to me as i woke up today.

On the twelfth day of christmas Asuka gave to meeeee...

12 genin training
11 jounin teachers
10 vengeful sayings
9 hidden places
8 trademark jutsu
7 dattebayo!
6 kage bunshin
5 hookaaageeee...
4 kunai knives
3 sand sibs
2 hyuuga kids
and a Yamanaka Inoooo.

why no, i don't know what i was on, cause i'd be sharing, wouldn't i?

[askerian]

XD *snerk* cute.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

*snort* Nice try, Sakuraaa X3

Ha, episode 16 is playing over here tonight. I should have it ready at 'round 4:30 to 5:00 am for you. You are so lucky, for Christmas, you get a Dead!Sasuke. XD

[askerian]

heheh.

WHEE!!! thank you so much *cuddlesqueezelove* dying!sasuke!!! I wonder if he'll sound like he's having an orgasm again. he keeps making porn star noises already. mmm, dying in naruto's arms. :D

[kyouten.livejournal.com]

XDD

I love these little crack drabbles of yours. And there is a part of me that is shocked and disappointed in Sakura, and there is another part of me dying in laughter, so it all evens out.

[askerian]

hehe. :D aww, Sakura was just tempted... 9__9

*licks*

[lorelei76.livejournal.com]

"They're your 'boobies', and last time I checked you were still male. It's disturbing."

And by "disturbing," Sasuke actually means "it gave me mad wood."

Oh Sasuke, who do you think you're foolin'?

[askerian]

!! XDDD oh yeah, that's so what he means. *rolls* i need to write a hentai version one of these days.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Tsk, Sakura. You're a ninja, you'd think you could be more subtle than the old 'slipped it in the drink' trick.

And Sasuke, you're also a ninja. You'd think you could do a better job of pretending you don't actually love being smushed into Naruko's boobies. XD

[askerian]

aww, she was just curious XD

As for Sasuke. ... I got nothin'.

that might be one of the possibilities, yes. :D but I think he might not care so much about the boobies as the manliness of his partner. So long as naruto still behave like a guy, i'm not sure he'd mind oh god make the bunnies stop x_x

[ever-in-eden.livejournal.com]

Damn, I can't friend you again. Duh. >.>

Priceless! I was debating whether Sakura did or did not slipped the love-potion, and whether another student-in-love tried it, or perhaps even Malfoy- that was, of course, until I read the comments... ^.^

Love the one-liners, love the undertones, love Sasuke's reasoning! I'm grateful for these delightful snippets, please keep up with the great work and i'll be your faithful minion for evah..!

<<3

[askerian]

hohoho. ♥

Well, it's left vague so it's open to interpretation. I know what I was thinking when i wrote it, but it works either way, really omg malfoy wanting sasuke to crush on him my brain oww

whee! another minion!! *pets you and calls you george*

[youji-yola.livejournal.com]

:D That was cute. ♥

But, Sasuke said "You shoved me in your boobs again" meaning he's done it before... When??? O_o I wanna read it. T-T

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* Gomen, but you're misreading. He's speaking conditionally (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conditional_mood), not in past tense (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Past_tense).

I will agree that another such incident might make an entertaining bit of backstory, though.

Ja, -n

[siinik.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this kills me ded! HP/Narutoverse crossovers are so cracktacular, fantastic! XD

[askerian]

hohohoho. *steals your corpse and stuffs it in the fridge* ♥ :D

[decorchan.livejournal.com]

I just knew when I saw "Your FACE is disturbing" that this would be amusing indeed. And I was right! *loves on you*

[calenchamien.livejournal.com]

okay, so you said a few (okay, speaking from when I'm actually writing this, *lots*) posts back, that I could challenge you. Okay, not me specifically, but... okay you know what? I'm just gonna say it, and screw the symantics. I'm too tired for them.
What I would really like to see is a dual class - like, Ravenclaw and Slytherin, or Slytherin and Gryffindor or something like that - and have our dearest little ninja be so bored out of their minds (or for whatever reason, really) that they try to cheat on a test. Pool their resources kind of thing, and see if they can do it without getting caught.

[askerian]

Um... This post dates back from 2005. The last Naruto/HP crossover I wrote was over a year ago. XD;;; The idea you gave is funny, but I'm not really inspired by this crack crossover anymore. Sorry.