WRYYYY

[askerian]

WHY DON'T I OWN HEADPHONES? WHY? I WANT TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC VERY LOUD RIGHT NOW. I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S ALMOST SIX AM. I WANT TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC VERY LOUD BECAUSE THERE ARE SUSPICIOUSLY RYTHMIC CREAKING NOISES IN THE APARTMENT.

YEAH, PARENTS' BEDROOM.

MUSIC, NOW.

OR SHOOT ME. THAT WORKS TOO.


*stares at AskeRei smut scene*

...

...maybe some other day. *puts away*

anyone's got some brain bleach?

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

You deserve headphones for Christmas. O.o

*is so grateful the acoustics in this house are so good*

[askerian]

TT___TT miiiikkee *flops on*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... thank you for sharing that before I was going to work on my drabbles. D:

[askerian]

T_T

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

o_o eepage. um...yeah. all i can say is, yay your parents don't hate each other.

[askerian]

=_= you do know that having sex =/= being happily in true lurve, right?

ah well, they mostly get along, i guess. still, didn't need to hear how much. x_x

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

well, uhm...9_9 if you're not gunna work of a smut scene, maybe try something else?

like maybe the icon i suggested

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

ALSO. they lurve each other to a point where they are not physically deterred. so yayfor.

[sadieko.livejournal.com]

Be glad it's not a waterbed.

And on the second story, above the living room.

[askerian]

*whimpers* no, they're just on the other side of my wall.

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

O___o

You know at first I giggled at this, but then I suddenly remembered the few times I overheard ... er stuff when I lived with my parents. So yeah, not laughing anymore.

*hands you a cookie since I have no headphones either* X.x

[askerian]

*cuddles with, sadly munching on cookie* T_T

[qem_chibati]

o.o;

At least you didn't walk in on them in the loundroom... when there is a new couch... and uh... christening it.

@.@;; Aii. Yes definetly need head phones.

[askerian]

thank god for small miracles, i guess. x_x

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

Yes, be thankful, do.

*twitch*

Ja!

[bemysty.livejournal.com]

Better than walking in on them *facepalms*

[lomelinde-sama.livejournal.com]

*pets*

Thank God my parents bedroom is far away and isolated.

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Aww, don't be embarrassed! Be happy for them! Marital bliss is a good thing!

[bloodyscary.livejournal.com]

Prochain achats, des boules quies ou des ecouteurs XD

[yuenoclow.livejournal.com]

*Wince* Oooo, the trauma...

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

For years, I thought that nothing could be worse than my room sharing a wall with my parents'. There were noises I didn't need to know my parents made; while I could stand the blessedly anonymous bedsprings and frame creaks, the grunting and groaning was far, far beyond what my young mind wanted to be exposed to.

...

Then I discovered that my other wall faces my brother's room, and that it was no thicker than the first, and I discovered that some things are, in fact, worse. u.u

[(Anonymous)]

**dies**

'M so sorry.

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

Hearing is alot better than seeing... Or even realising that your presence in a room was forgotten and you had to very loudly remind them that they were not alone!
Traumatic!!

[purple-alicorn.livejournal.com]

-hugs

... of course my parents told us that they watched porn videos (they had borrowed from firend who discussed them in our presence), and discovered that they had gotton 'frisky' on the lounge room carpet.

And lets not forget that my mother has traumtised me by (a) talking about masturbation (re us kids) at the dinner table, (b) when dirving along the road sked me if I was a lesbian, and (c) last sat (when i was enjoying nice chocolate) said (in front of the whole family) that there was something that gave more please, but that i wouldn't know about that. ARGH!

[askerian]

O_O omg. *whimpers* *cuddlecuddlecuddle* *pets your traumatized brain gently*

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

*dead*
Wow, I'm VERY glad my parents don't do that! Then again, they're both OLD and it's been determined that having kids is out of the question (dad's a carrier for a fatal genetic disease) so sex is OUT of the question. Did I mention that they're old? Yeah...mom's in her 60's. Yay for no sex in the house. Yay also for my room being on the waaaaay other side of the house.
*hugs* Next time, just put the music on. Maybe they'll get the hint.

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

I imagine that your parents may well still be doing it, but you just don't know about it :P (in her 60's, its not like she's fertile anymore)

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

Doubtful...they just aren't those types of people. They're the cuddle-by-the-fire types. And I'm the one who does all the laundry. XP

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

*snicker* You know, our bedrooms were so well isolated - and my parents so discreet- that it never even occured to me that my parents had sex at all. Seriously. Never even crossed my mind. Then I walked in on them one day, when I was no longer living at home. Fortunately, I was 25; I was mature enough to be able to take it in stride. I made a noise that sounded something like 'Eeearh!', hurled myself out of the room like a bullet and went to my own to come to terms with it.
'Hey, yeah, how dumb of me, of course my folks still have sex. That's....good! Good! They still like each other that way, as well as love each other! Cool! That's funny, Mom likes it in the same position I do- EEEARH!! Huh, maybe I should start taking drugs or something. Where do they keep the liquor...'

Yeah, took it in stride, like I said. Better than my mom did. She couldn't speak to me without going pink for three days after that. I hope that sharing the misery will make you feel better. Or at least make you laugh a bit :P

[grey-sterling.livejournal.com]

"Mom likes it in the same position I do- EEEARH!!"

I am dead of ROFLMAO now. Thank you.

[askerian]

This is funny. but wrong. SO VERY WRONG.

*cracking up anyway* ♥

[melhime.livejournal.com]

oh ew, ew...I'm not sure if you know of the series but "Japan" is what Azuma names his bread. The recent episode of Yakitate! Japan had me gigglin for a minute. Azuma is making "Special" Brownies...XD
*offers this picture to help with the brain bleaching*

[askerian]

XD

[kymoon.livejournal.com]

Ma pauvre. Je compatis. Sincèrement. La chambre de mes parents est juste au dessus de la pièce avec l'ordinateur, donc je sais ce que c'est. ^^;; Courage.

[malika.livejournal.com]

asgasdg AHHAHAH :( I walked in on my parents once, I didn't have my glasses on though so I couldn't really tell what they were doing aaaaand this is bringing up bad memories. *suicides*

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

My bro discovered my dads stack of polaraoids from when they were first married (my bro was 14) and decided that he had to call me in and show me every one...

*shudders*

[askerian]

oh yuck. x_x

[decorchan.livejournal.com]

D:

That's happened to me before... Tramatizing exerience. That experience is enough motivation to go to sleep quickly instead of staying up until the wee hours of the morning. My poor scarred mind! There is no bleach strong enough... ;__;

THERE ARE SUSPICIOUSLY RYTHMIC CREAKING NOISES

... XD Funny is a slightly very wrong way.

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

All this talk of "Parents + sex = OMG so traumatized!" is making me shake my head. Seriously, guys, perceiving your parents having sex is perceiving your own origins! If anything, that should give you a warm fuzzy feeling inside! It's a good thing for married people to be having sex! It helps to keep them healthy and happy :)

[askerian]

no, i'm traumatized. I'm just fine with them still having sex, so long as it stays an abstract notion. But I do not wish to hear the creaking slowly grow faster, and then change rhythms, and then change pitches "ah, musta shifted positions", and then --

I really, really don't want the mental pictures. So there. XP

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Living in a dorm is interesting. Lots of creaking there. The walls are thin and sound travels well. X.X