(naruto) yay more progression ficleting~

[askerian]

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So this is, by far, the longest of the drabbles. I've released a few bits of it yesterday in the comments.

It's about Naruto trying to figure out if Kyuubi's messing with him or if he could really do blokes.

... now I seriously need a drabble where he drools over Sakura in detail, because the non-yaoi fans are going to howl. XD




So he might like guys too.

Huh. Took him a while to even think of it, though he's heard of guys going a lot longer without noticing. Or maybe it's just the fox messing with his brain. He can't help but wonder, though -- fighting Sasuke tends to make him a bit too happy in his pants those days, and it's always been extremely satisfying even before that dream (which he keeps having, by the way, except with different protagonists). It's not even his dark eyes or his girly hair, it's the way he keeps coming at him with everything he has. The way his muscles tense, in sharp relief under his skin, when they're grabbing onto each other, trying to gain enough leverage for a throw. The way he moves through these fancy forms like water, like liquid power and lethal grace. The salty, virile scent of his heated, sweating body.

It's in the way he bleeds, sometimes -- but Naruto knows that is Kyuubi talking. Mostly.

But he still doesn't know if the boners are because Kyuubi's a sick fuck who gets off on beating up and humiliating people, or because he honestly feels attraction toward the half of humanity that does not possess round, supple, soft, enticingly bouncing boobies.

... Uh. Yeah.

So he might like guys too. Or maybe he just likes the fighting. But if that's the case he's fucked, because he hasn't met yet any girl who had the power and the will to come at him with such intense resolve to grind him into tiny pieces. Besides he isn't sure he could have fun fighting with a girl. Either he'd sorta like her and the idea of hurting her would make him cringe, or she'd be an enemy ninja, and he's enough of a shinobi by now to know not to play with his enemies. (Even if, sometimes, when they're not creepy psychos and he can afford to lose the time and they didn't hurt any of his team, he lets himself forget.)

So. Guys. Yeah.

Could he fuck a guy? If it was just a fuck, not a fight -- though, okay, maybe a fuck with some biting. And rolling around. And -- argh. A consensual thing, anyway. Could he?

Civilians -- hard to see what they look like, the few he crosses paths with, much less get to know them, when he's trying to ignore the fear and the hate. Besides he'd be scared to break them. So it's other ninjas.

Teachers : yuck, no way. Urgh. Students... Chouji : no. Not even because he's fat -- that would be comfy at least -- but because he's so nice and uncomplicated and peaceful and -- and, well, not innocent, but pure, in a weird way he doesn't have words for, and Naruto doesn't think Chouji and kinky tumble should be in the same language, much less the same sentence.

Lee... ahaha, no. He'd probably spout out something about youth and strength and passionate ... things. And then Naruto would die laughing. There's a time and place for Lee's speeches, but it ain't in bed.

Shino -- "OH THE FIRE AND BEAUTY OF YOUTH! LET MY SEED ENTER YOU AND LET US BECOME ONE ENTITY OF FIERY SUMMER HEAT!" ahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Oh god. Okay, deep breath. Heh. Back off, Lee. It's Shino's turn now.

Shino... bugs. Just -- bugs. Besides he's creepy. And he probably keeps his shades in bed. Come to think of it, Naruto can't even remember if he's ever seen his eyes.

Shikamaru... he's so lazy. He'd let Naruto do everything and just lay back and watch with his bored face that doesn't say anything on what he really thinks and that always gets on Naruto's nerves -- argh. The question isn't really how they would behave, it's if he would do them. Maybe if Shika had a personality transplant or something...

The lazy bum doesn't have a reason to shy away from mesh shirts. It's surprising to see the abs he has, with how little exercise he gets around to do. Naruto contemplates them mentally, imagining touching them.

It doesn't repulse him, at least, and it might be interesting the way touching any kind of skin is interesting, but that's pretty much it.

Kiba might be fun. Oh yeah, he might be fun. They spend their time tussling and brawling and shoving each other and growling playfully -- it might be really fun. At least he wouldn't freak if Naruto starts biting him. He could imagine, rolling around with him naked -- hell, they did that before, that day where they fell in the mud and then started shoving each other around in the river. It was very, very fun. His balls were very, very frozen at that moment, though, so he can't tell if arousal was part of his enjoyment.

But at least he can see naked wrestling with Kiba. From there to hands playfully traveling down south, there isn't such a leap. Panting in each other's ear as they -- heh -- give each other a hand, and then a chuckle and a smirk and business as usual.

He can see messing around with Kiba, but he's not sure that's real, active desire instead of absence of repulsion. He can't see them as anything but buddies. Buddies who happen to fuck, maybe, but buddies. That's still inconclusive.

... Neji. Well, he has pretty hair, but that's something Naruto likes in girls too, so it doesn't count.

He has sharp features -- not ugly, but definitely male. Naruto used to think that it's because of his resemblance to Hinata that he considers Neji handsome. If he were to be honest, though... He doesn't know the reason, and he doesn't feel like any more soul searching today, but the fact that the thought went through his mind once or twice is there.

So. Neji is handsome. Could Naruto playfully grope him like Kiba?

Fuck no. He'd lose an arm.

The thought makes him swallow. It's not all fear.

Could he shove him down and pin his hands and overpower him?

... maybe. If Neji knows what's going to happen, because Naruto doesn't do rape. If Neji knows that he's going to get topped, and it shocks him, makes him flustered, and yet he reacts anyway. Naruto could.

Naruto would kill to see Neji flustered. He bets Neji's used to leading the encounter, with girls who are so awed by what he bestows on them that they submit with a whimper.

Nibbling on Neji's neck might fluster him more. Holding him down as he tries to buck Naruto off. Nudging his legs apart. He'd glower up at Naruto, gritting his teeth, with his hair strewn all around his shoulders in messy, silky tangles, and --

He'd disable Naruto in two pokes, and then send him flying with Kaiten. Naruto knows that. It doesn't help a lot. He squirms a little, and puts this one on the "oh yeah, you so would" side of the balance.

Well, maybe he just likes pissy bastards.

Who else does he know?

... there's still Gaara, even though they haven't seen each other in months. Gaara who is the epitome of touchy bastard, and trumps Neji's icy prince-ness with insanity and Shuukaku. Gaara who still gives him shivers of unease, sometimes, even though he's so, so, so much better than he was back then. Even though sometimes he actually smiles now -- though that's not really a good thing. A smiling Gaara is almost as freaky as a smiling Sasuke.

He's so powerful. Almost as full of chakra as Naruto himself. And so vicious when cornered. He would enjoy beating the crazy bastard -- without the help of that giant frog this time. He knows he can do it. He can beat Gaara. He can beat Shuukaku. He's invincible ...

... he's not Kyuubi, so he shuts him up. 'Down, boy,' he mutters to himself. He's not going to let the fox distract him or influence him. He wants to figure out what he likes; he knows what his tenant likes well enough by now. There are places in which they're frighteningly similar, Kyuubi and him, but that's not something he feels like bragging about, and he wants to know very precisely where the differences are.

If he doesn't take into account the "powerful bastard with whom he could enjoy very long and violent matches" angle, what's left?

Well, Gaara is sort of pretty. Well not pretty-pretty, but striking enough. And it looks like he wears mascara -- a bit too much of it, but it shows off his eyes pretty well.

He has crazy eyes sometimes, and they're such an unlikely pale green; Naruto never knows if he should stare at them or look away. And a narrow jaw, and a pale, unblemished skin that doesn't belong on a shinobi...

... So he has a sort-of pretty face. It could do with some eyebrows, but that doesn't shock Naruto. Gaara doesn't have enough expressions to look that much weirder without eyebrows to underline them.

He's not very muscled; it's not as if his style of fighting was hard on his body. He pretty much stands there and makes seals and sandblasts people. And Naruto was surprised to notice that he was growing taller than him.

/Tanuki have big balls,/ Kyuubi comments idly -- not really in words, just a few flashes of memories.

Naruto makes a face. 'Too much info.'

/Do him. You bested him before. You could make him submit./

'... no.'

/I wonder if anyone ever touched him,/ Kyuubi muses, and there are echoes of dark amusement in his voice. He likes leaving his imprint on things. Besides, the idea of his vessel topping Shuukaku's vessel gives him a thrill. It would keep him amused for months.

'Not gonna fuck him for you.'

/And for yourself?/

'Even if I figure out that I could do him, it doesn't mean I will. Did you have sex with everyone that drew your eye -- uh. Forget that.'

Of course he did. The bastard has entitlement and instant gratification issues, and he's too powerful and too much of a sadistic bastard to take no for an answer.

/...the kid's a killer, and he's about as approachable and welcoming as a rabid dog. Take it as a good deed; if you don't do him, no one ever will./

Naruto is getting uncomfortable. It's not as if he holds conversations with Kyuubi all that often even when he's dreaming or unconscious, so when he's awake, it's even weirder -- and the fact that the fox sounds almost civil makes it all the more unnerving.

/He'll die a virgin. Isn't that a waste?/

Naruto could answer that he's not stupid enough to get tricked into thinking he's doing it for anyone but himself. Besides he's not about to use one of his friends like that, but Kyuubi wouldn't understand why the fact that they're friends stops him.

He gets a flash of pale inner thighs, a skin that show so little scars for all the inner damage he's taken. Gaara would probably trust him, if they spent enough time together and Naruto could talk him into it. He'd be uneasy, and he'd scowl, and pretend he's not totally weirded out, but he'd trust him. That's... kind of hot. Besides he's really not ugly.

... Okay, so Naruto likes guys. Some guys. Sometimes. Physically at least. But dating one -- he can't see it. The kind of guy he seems to like is the kind of guy that's so macho and introverted he'd have a more fulfilling relationship with a rock. At least the rock couldn't pick itself up and throw itself at his face.

/Who's talking about a relationship. It's not as if you can get them with kits. Who cares what they do once you're done?/

Naruto makes a face. 'Oh, stop whining, as if I'd let you watch anyway.' Besides he'd like his first time to be with a girl. Ideally Sakura-chan. Ah, Sakura-chan...

/That Shuukaku brat lives far away. You wouldn't have to deal with him afterwards. And you think he's desirable./

'Thinking he's desirable doesn't mean I desire him...'

/Excuses./

Naruto is getting a bit annoyed. 'You want a real good reason? He'd get sand everywhere. I mean everywhere.' And he shoves at Kyuubi the memory of that time where he was washing with Sasuke in a river and they started shoving each other and he landed butt first on the little beach. And he details for the fox. Every. Single. Grain of sand. In every. Conceivable. Orifice.

Yeah, he knows, humans suck; no fur to protect them of such abrasive encounters. Heh.

And now his brain is broken enough and he's weirded out more than enough, and he's tired of pondering about wide shoulders and big hands, not to mention tired of trying not to ponder about more prominent physical attributes, like the one currently vaguely stirring in his pants. He's not ready to think about handling THAT just yet. He gets up, pulling himself out of his 'thinking' mode, and looks around. He's going to go down the street and ogle a few babes, that's always a lot less complicated.

+

Omake

"so I might like guys too. hm. So... Would I do Kiba?" :watches Kiba: "Uh, maybe not. Chouji -- no, okay... Would I -- oh yeah, I'd do Neji. If he wasn't even more touchy than Sasuke, that is. Gaara..."

/... yes. Yes, you would. We would. Do it. Him. I WANT SEX./

"... uh. Okay. How about melty giant badgers don't really do it for me and keep your thoughts to yourself and how did you come up again?"

/... think of the red-headed takuni brat. He looks so frail, doesn't he. Such a contrast. Bet you he's a moaner. Bet you no one's ever touched him like that before. No one. Bet you.../

"... dude, shut the fuck up. His sister would castrate us."

/...so how about the white-eyed one?/