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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2005-10-09 11:24 pm
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AUGH. BORED. My flist is dead. Why is my flist dead?

PLZPLZPLZ rec me a long fic, people. NaruSasu preferably, or ItaSasu or Team 7 lurveage also preferably not cliche and not a schoolfic and not a rapefic and -- argh. beggars, choosers and all that.

I'll roll over settle for anything of [livejournal.com profile] maldoror_gw, [livejournal.com profile] chibirisuchan, or [livejournal.com profile] edenfalling. (i'd poke at [livejournal.com profile] sarolynne, [livejournal.com profile] windandwater and [livejournal.com profile] joisbishmyoga for shinobi ficcage too but we all know how likely that is. ;p) Or more polyamory ficcage from [livejournal.com profile] luriko_ysabeth. Or. Well. ANYTHING.

or people writing me ficlety things. Come on, I challenge, you write! reverse meme!! Isn't that a great idea?

...

._.; okay, maybe not. *hides in hole*

... or, um. Just chat with me a bit, or something. ;_; *sniffle*


EDIT: About the ficlets I still owe from the latest "challenge me" meme...

[livejournal.com profile] kira_kirke, if you really want 1x5 you'll have to give me a better prompt than "gardening". I swear I tried to twist it in all possible meanings and situations and NOTHING managed to inspire me. I sorry, agreeing that the look might be sexy, but i can't see either of them actually doing anything like that.

[livejournal.com profile] aquariankiss : uh, same. Sasuke and Naruto are staring at the bunny hat and not doing anything. I had a vague idea, but it died a messy death. *sigh*
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*evil*

[identity profile] joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You do not know the meaning of pain. What if somebody gave him the bright idea to combine Kage Bunshin and Oiroke no Jutsu, and he wound up pregnant from himself?

You asked for it

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
This, to say the least, was akward.

So he had experimented a little with Kage Bunshin and Oiroke no jutsu and it had ended up in him a woman getting a very nice night with one of his clones. It had been masturbation at the best degree.

He had not expected that the fact the clone had a real body would mean he could be pregnant. From himself.

He pondered if that would be considered incest.

If somebody ask, the father was Sasuke, and that was the reason the kid was so fucked up.

Re: You asked for it

[identity profile] joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
W00T! *snoopydance of win-win situation*

Re: You asked for it

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I such a masochist, wryyyyy.

Re: You asked for it

[identity profile] kira-kirke.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"If somebody ask, the father was Sasuke, and that was the reason the kid was so fucked up"
*laughs*
great!
and what if Naruto managed to convince Sasuke to try this technique?
*is the spawn of the devil*

I hate you all

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Naruto was pregnant. Of course, nobody could really see it yet -- and that made him one happy, happy boy-- but he was still pregnant. From himself.

So it was only fair, he decided, that somebody else suffered from this too.

Finding a way to make Sasuke learn Oiroke no jutsu and Kage bunshin, while completely drunk off his ass, so he could try the technique the nice little blonde who-was-not-Naruto-at-all showed him had been far too much trouble for it's worth.

Then he saw Sasuke vomit and grinned insanely. It still felt damn nice.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (24_HOHOHO)

Re: I hate you all

[personal profile] askerian 2005-10-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
STOOOOP... STOP KEELEENG MEEEEE... *can't breathe* XD XD XD XD

Re: I hate you all

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It's self lovin' at his best, baby. :D

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[identity profile] joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh god, I've started something...

But on the bright side, this means there's no WAY Sasuke's kid won't have Sharingan!

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[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless the incest is so bad the kids end up blind. Or something.

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-09 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You are such an evil enabler. D: The bunnies are reproducing.

[identity profile] chibirisuchan.livejournal.com 2005-10-10 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
(sweatdrop)

Kage bunshin + Sasuke + oiroke no jutsu = HIGH SPEED clan repopulation. Because if clones can get people pregnant, clones can get pregnant too...

except of course you'd really need Naruto's insane limitless chakra levels to keep several dozen pregnant clones in existence for nine months and not going 'poof' in labor or caesarian or whatever...

dear God I'm too tired... @_@

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-10 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Will you all please stop enabling me to write a real fic about THAT?! *weeps* ...

And if it's true... God, why does it seem as if he WOULD be ready to do it, too? XD XD
permetaform: (::plotbunny:: [mine])

[personal profile] permetaform 2005-10-10 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
::would SO read that fic, btw, just so you know::

You're all WEIRD. D: stupid mutant plotbunnies

[identity profile] rainbowlasers.livejournal.com 2005-10-10 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... Uh... I'll ... let you know if I ever do write it? Oo;;
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