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[askerian]

AUGH. BORED. My flist is dead. Why is my flist dead?

PLZPLZPLZ rec me a long fic, people. NaruSasu preferably, or ItaSasu or Team 7 lurveage also preferably not cliche and not a schoolfic and not a rapefic and -- argh. beggars, choosers and all that.

I'll roll over settle for anything of maldoror_gw, chibirisuchan, or edenfalling. (i'd poke at sarolynne, windandwater and joisbishmyoga for shinobi ficcage too but we all know how likely that is. ;p) Or more polyamory ficcage from luriko_ysabeth. Or. Well. ANYTHING.

or people writing me ficlety things. Come on, I challenge, you write! reverse meme!! Isn't that a great idea?

...

._.; okay, maybe not. *hides in hole*

... or, um. Just chat with me a bit, or something. ;_; *sniffle*


EDIT: About the ficlets I still owe from the latest "challenge me" meme...

kira_kirke, if you really want 1x5 you'll have to give me a better prompt than "gardening". I swear I tried to twist it in all possible meanings and situations and NOTHING managed to inspire me. I sorry, agreeing that the look might be sexy, but i can't see either of them actually doing anything like that.

aquariankiss : uh, same. Sasuke and Naruto are staring at the bunny hat and not doing anything. I had a vague idea, but it died a messy death. *sigh*

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[kira-kirke.livejournal.com]

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[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

You are such an evil enabler. D: The bunnies are reproducing.

[chibirisuchan.livejournal.com]

(sweatdrop)

Kage bunshin + Sasuke + oiroke no jutsu = HIGH SPEED clan repopulation. Because if clones can get people pregnant, clones can get pregnant too...

except of course you'd really need Naruto's insane limitless chakra levels to keep several dozen pregnant clones in existence for nine months and not going 'poof' in labor or caesarian or whatever...

dear God I'm too tired... @_@

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

... Will you all please stop enabling me to write a real fic about THAT?! *weeps* ...

And if it's true... God, why does it seem as if he WOULD be ready to do it, too? XD XD

[permetaform]

::would SO read that fic, btw, just so you know::

You're all WEIRD. D: stupid mutant plotbunnies

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

... Uh... I'll ... let you know if I ever do write it? Oo;;