askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Itachi_Chibi PokeForeheads)
askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2005-10-02 10:56 pm

(naruto) ItaNeji pic, fufufu.

Haven't written at all!!! ^____^-V omgsodead Instead did that.







Also wrote a snippet to go with the pic. Ahhh, [livejournal.com profile] campfuckudie, how I love thee.



"Are you done?" Itachi whispers, stepping out of the shadows.

Neji is standing in the middle of the courtyard; the moonlight makes the white of his skin glow in the dark, makes the blood on his hands and his clothes and the drops on his face even blacker than his hair. He has a kunai in hand; it doesn't even shine, it gleams wetly instead, just barely.

Itachi is waiting at the gate; he doesn't move. Neji's eyes are as white as the moon, as empty as his own.

"Yes," Neji says, "I'm done;" and walks out of the silent Hyuuga compound without looking back.



Also watched the last five Naruto eps, which I downloaded but didn't watch because OMFGTEHSUCKS. It's like reading fanfic of the not that excellent quality -- at least there's a plot; too bad most of the time it's lamer than a three-legged dog and they don't bother checking if half the things they do actually fits with canon. -__-;;



You know what... Sailormoon!Hinata bothered me a lot, as did the way they pushed the NaruHina so bloody much, as did the way Shino was so blatantly used as a plot device to facilitate the pairing (Shino: Hinata's cool and she wants you and if you don't notice her i'mma gonna break your kneecaps, yo), and some of the animation and art made me twitch a lot -- the necks are too thick sometimes, amongst other things, and sometimes they really shouldn't make the faces move so fucking much when they talk, it looks like they're making faces at each other, it's not dramatic at all -- Naruto's characterisation SUCKS, the plot holes and lack of consistency with the universe are big enough to steer Kyuubi and Shuukaku through and I am never ever going to consider these episodes canon or use them in anything but parody fics, but in the end... Hinata was still so, so, so, so CUTE, and I did end up cheering her on. She didn't need to be saved!

The hands shooting lasers, though ... bit ridiculous, the way she didn't move except her arms (except when it was going in slow motion -- there, it was pretty) She looked like Shiva. Hinata = Shiva = LOLZ!Asuka.

The new mini-arc with Team Gai? ... whoa, they're not bothering to think up valid reasons to bring him with anymore, eh? But I like that the villain is honestly creepy, and YAY actual dead people!! For a ninja series, they don't see lots of death, do they.

-The animation when Lee was doing a taijutsu routine= mmmmmm.

-The NaruSaku cuteness, and the bird metaphor = SQUEE. (lookit, it's an injured bird, all alone in the world... and then she lets it go and he flies off and has an aerial birdy threesome with his friends who SO waited for him, yo, and then the three of them fly off together. It's even blue like Sasuke's shirt XD)

-NEJINARU HUG WHEE XD

-Tsunade nailing that guy in the head with her chair = XD XD XD

-i seriously hope the ramen stand guy is not a spy, because they spill so much confidential info.

The thing so far isn't so bad, though not the best (beats the Mizuki WTFing by miles), haven't seen enough plot to judge yet though. i'm waiting to see more.

[identity profile] joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
God, Neji looks good in Akatsuki. And why do I think they're going to have rough, bloody sex after they escape?

[identity profile] screwfate.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
They're going to have rough, bloody, dark sex. Neji is all numb and dazed and feeling inhuman, but turned on, and Itachi is incredibly turned on by the site of Neji free and covered in blood, and they do it raw in the aftermath. All twisted together and emotionless, reptile part of the brain, cold snake sex.

Then Neji crawls off to puke in the bushes afterward.

*willfully doesn't change to her real account to say that*

[identity profile] joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*____________* I wanna read that now...

[identity profile] malika.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I've given up on the Naruto anime ._.;;

but I've had that thought about the ramen stand guy SO many times xD;;

[identity profile] malika.livejournal.com 2005-10-02 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
xDD perhaps! I need to catch up on the manga too, though.

(Anonymous) 2005-10-02 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohh... I want.
(Can ANYBODY tell me where to get Naruto anime?)

(Anonymous) 2005-10-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...For free, cuz I don't know how to use money on the Internet and my parents won't pay for me.

(Anonymous) 2005-10-06 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I download mine from Limewire. Search for "Naruto (ep number)". Just make sure you grab one that's 170 megs or thereabouts, and has a lot of sources. You can get every single one of the eps that way. I know I did.

(Anonymous) 2005-10-04 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
YOu can get the first 60 episodes at narutomania.com and they're direct and you don't have to pay--just sign up. :D they're is also naruto-kun.com, narutocentral.com(you'll need realone player) aaaaaand...uuhh...some other place.

YOu don't have to pay for any of them!

-Yoshi_chan (who can not use bittorent!)

[identity profile] maldoror-gw.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
*Darkside Alarm blares*
- that's what I call all my psycho-fic impulses actually, 'Darkside', hence my Darkside Tales fic in the GW world. The title of your drawing made me smirk for that reason.

Ooooh boy. That is soooo...I ran outta words. Little detail that particularly ganked me and took my brain out to lunch: the way Itachi's fingers are curled around Neji's sleeve. 'Mine. In blood and darkness now, all Mine.' Neji looks shellshocked, but after killing his entire clan (for whom I feel considerably less sympathy than the Uchiha clan, the kiddies aside) that is understandable.

I'm with you on the current anime arcs. I thought of Shiva too for the Hina-special. Still it was nice to see she was able to pull off her own rescue thankyouverymuch. They didn't do Iruka that courtesy *stands on soapbox and shakes fist at animators*

And Lee doing that kata with the steel sandals...*melts* I'm not minding this arc too much (I won't go further than that). Mainly I'm reading the manga.

(Reaction to reading the manga)
YES!!! GAARA!!! (But damn, if he's lost Shukaku for good, I'm gonna sulk)

[identity profile] miko-no-da.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooo, wow! Very, very nice. Cnd and I have discussed before the possibility that Neji might be tempted by Akatsuki, given the right incentive.

And I love the way Ithachi's fingers are just slightly hooked under Neji's tunic. Very subtle, and very powerful.

[identity profile] nacchi-camui.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ouh la zolie image...*_*

Naruto moi j'ai arrêté de regarder depuis longtemps...généralement les épisodes non tirés du manga je les trouve à chier, quelque soit la série (sauf Prince of Tennis. Quoique ça dépend...)alors j'ai même pas essayé ^^;;

[identity profile] kodalai.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
-i seriously hope the ramen stand guy is not a spy, because they spill so much confidential info.

XD

[identity profile] jmercedesd.livejournal.com 2005-10-03 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the fillers have been getting steadily better, though they're still suckage compared to the canon-canon. Yeah, the NaruHina was VERY annoying, although it DID have my NaruHina-fan friend squealing with joy (I glared at her a lot for that). You're right, though, it's hard NOT to cheer for Hinata in the end when she's beating up all the enemies. ^.^

On a side note, we were hoping that having Rock-nin as the enemies meant they were attempting to seague into Kakashi Gaiden. Yeah... way to cut down our hopes. >.<

Excuses? What excuses does Tsunade need? Naruto's being annoying and she wants to get him of her hair. At least on a mission, he might be useful. XD Oh, and my friend and I have a theory that the chair is actually Jiraiya henge'd and he's been hiding under Tsunade's ass all these weeks. *LOL*

As for the newest arc... meh, characterizations better, if still a little weak, but, come on! Lots of great Lee scenes! *dies* XD

[identity profile] questofdreams.livejournal.com 2005-10-04 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's a new one...Neji in Akatsuki. You break my brain, Asuka, you really do. But holy geez, he's hot. XD. And that little snippet...wow. That totally needs to be a real fic.

As for the craptastic filler episodes? I stopped watching the second they started, but I think they may be worth it for that one nejinaru hug you mention, haha.