for lukita :D

[askerian]

Yes, AIM convos suck, are full of private jokes, and also more often than not are a lot less funny/interesting/relevant to people who didn't actually take part in them.

But when Sera and Mikke start in on the way a fandom works, it slays me.

So: Windandwater = Sera or, occasionally, Mistress
Sukino = The Pet.

Also, it's kinda long. And crazy. And lots of caps. but ohgod. it keels me. XDDD



askerian: *flops*
windandwater: asuka is dying
windandwater: once she keels over, we can eat her
windandwater: :D
askerian: ... hnn.
zania: awww!
zania: *hugs Asuka*
sukino: *hugs Asuka-sama* don't die. ;_;
windandwater: DIE
zania: O.O
windandwater: DIE AND SUFFER AND THEN BECOME A TASTY MEAL
zania: I loves her!
sukino: NO! ;_;
askerian: *hides behind zanzan*
sukino: I don't want her to die. ;_;
windandwater: you'll love her even more when she's in your belly
askerian: *thwaps sera* GO AWAY.

(...)

askerian: Friends: 73 Friend of: 223 x_x IT WAS 221 THIS AFTERNOON
zania: on LJ?
askerian: yes
askerian: x_x
sukino: you are loved? :D
zania: SHE IS LOVED!
windandwater: she is STALKED
askerian: usually i go through my list every few weeks and check out people i don't know
askerian: but i cant even remember which i saw before here

(...)

windandwater: that icon stealing girl hasn't replied back yet
sukino: i saw that
windandwater: *goes to stalk her*
mikkeneko: she probably won't
askerian: who? where?
windandwater: some girl stole my elricest icon
windandwater: the little brother BIG brother one
windandwater: she's using it on her greatest journal and credited me, but it's MY ICON
sukino: aren't you glad I noticed :D
windandwater: i don't want anyone else to use it!
sukino: I hate bitches who still shit. è___é
windandwater: but her journals are flocked
windandwater: so i can't tell if she's making wanky posts about me ;_;
askerian: RARGH
mikkeneko: she probably won't reply, I mean

windandwater: T_T i don't want to have to get wanky about it
mikkeneko: *cuddle*
sukino: I will è___é
sukino: it wasn't hers to take è___éè___éè___é
windandwater: but i will totally slam her on ((yay comm)) in public if i have to
windandwater: i will START WANK
windandwater: WANK THAT WILL BE METAQUOTED
windandwater: i will use BOLD and ALL CAPS
mikkeneko: hee.
windandwater: and mikke can get all indignant on my behalf because she made the icon as a present for me
windandwater: ... after i whined for a long time
windandwater: *shifty eyes* and this will bring the WRATH OF THE SINS... or at least Kaltia hopefully
windandwater: and maybe kalika
windandwater: and, omg, i'll make Pet my sockpuppet
sukino: sockpuppet? *blinku*
windandwater: and she can curse and bitch and be all: U DID NOT DO THAT 2 MY MISTRESS BIATCH
sukino: . .. I'd totally do it. *shifty eyes*
windandwater: and i can be all: No, it's okay, Pet, don't get wanky
sukino: lol
windandwater: and she can be all: I WILL BE WANKY
mikkeneko: *giggle*
sukino: XD
mikkeneko: sounds like you have it all planned out
windandwater: and this will make me look v. v. good and noble and such
mikkeneko: Okay! Have a good dinner!
windandwater: ... and then the wank will be on f_w
windandwater: and on GJ too
windandwater: and MAYBE even on LJDrama
windandwater: and people will friend me because i'm so cool and stood up for my beliefs
windandwater: or maybe just to spam
mikkeneko: not metaquotes?
windandwater: oh metaquotes too, for choice quotes and coolness
windandwater: and then i will have OMG I HAVE TO FLOCK EVERYTHING DRAMA
windandwater: and then i'll set up filters
windandwater: and set my little filter minions against each other
windandwater: like, oh, read [THIS FILTERED POST]
windandwater: and people will be all: i can't read that!
mikkeneko: sera, you disturb me
windandwater: and others will go: WE CAN, WE'RE MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU
windandwater: and i will be all: but i love you all equally!
windandwater: and then they will wank and wank and bitch and i will BE ON F-W AGAIN
askerian: 9_9
windandwater: *shifty eyes*;; and soon, yes soon, i will become a BNF
askerian: *pats* yes, yes.
askerian: IM MORE A BNF THAN YOU.
windandwater: and THEN I WILL RULE ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH
askerian: noes!!
mikkeneko: how can you become a BNF when you don't even write?
windandwater: ... i can start writing more
mikkeneko: I approve
windandwater: that's what will be in the filtered posts
mikkeneko: XD i see.
windandwater: and people will be all: WE ARE NOT l337 ENOUGH TO READ THE COOL THINGS
sukino: . . .Mistress, you are scary. *hides behind Mikke-sama*
windandwater: and the people on the filter can be all snarky and: ahahaha, did you see that latest thing? it was so COOL
windandwater: DANCE MY PUPPETS! DANCE!
mikkeneko: she's so cute when she's being megalomaniacal
windandwater: and then i can make a SEKKRIT JOURNAL
windandwater: and invite people and such and they will be all: WE'RE THE l337est of the l337!!!!111oneeleven
windandwater: AND THERE WILL BE MORE WANK
windandwater: and i'll write things FOR people, like a present
windandwater: and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth because I AM SO COOL OMG I WANT A FIC TOO
windandwater: *_______________* and LJ will be mine
windandwater: bwehehehe
mikkeneko: I will still be the number 1 in your empire
mikkeneko: because you already write things for me
windandwater: well, yes, of course
windandwater: you will all have priority status
mikkeneko: woot!
sukino: what about me? *whines* I wanna be important!
mikkeneko: and the pet will be our mascot
mikkeneko: people will have cute little Pet icons to signify their allegiance
mikkeneko: soon it will overwhelm Frank as the livejournal symbol
askerian: i don't think there is enough space on lj for your minions and mine, Sera
askerian: unless they overlap. i'm in favor of overlapping. :-*
windandwater: you will be my... URUK-HAI of minions!
askerian: XPP
mikkeneko: I don't wanna be your Uruk-hai minion
windandwater: we can overlap
mikkeneko: I wanna be the power behind the throne
mikkeneko: *pout*
windandwater: everyone will get spillover wankage and minions
sukino: *beams* I feel loved.
windandwater: because they'll want to be friends with YOU to be friend with ME
windandwater: it's like a circlejerk
mikkeneko: XD
windandwater: and we'll plot and make fake drama between ourselves
mikkeneko: like this?
windandwater: and people will be forced to choose sides
windandwater: and then we'll get back together and everyone will be in awe and think we're even cooler
mikkeneko: anyway, sera, what you won't realize is that I'm plotting your downfall behind your back
mikkeneko: I'll make myself "Sera's secretary" so people think they're getting to you through me
windandwater: T_T
sukino: *shifty eyes* If you fall I'm going to go with Mikke-sama. *cough*
windandwater: h0r
mikkeneko: so little by little people will talk to me instead of you
windandwater: YOU'RE ALL MEAN
mikkeneko: and then there will be a scandal revealing your secret plans
mikkeneko: and we will al be shocked and horrified and I will step in bravely to cover the gap
mikkeneko: and Sera will be pushed off to one side and forgotten
mikkeneko: and her empire will all become MINE instead
windandwater: and then i'll reveal that you are a lying cheating bitch WHO SLEPT WITH ANOTHER PERSON WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
sukino: I'll still give you hugs and stuff, but I'll be Mikke-sama's pet :D She will be Mistress Mikke! :D
mikkeneko: ^^v
windandwater: ;_;
mikkeneko: as long as the mascot is mine, people will flock to me
windandwater: well, then i will drop out of the fandom totally
windandwater: i will scorn all and cry and show everyone that they're petty little children
mikkeneko: don't forget to leave an "OMG I AM LEAVING YOUR HORS" post
windandwater: then, five years from now, i will RETURN
windandwater: I WILL HAVE AN EPIC
windandwater: which i will release slowly, chapter by chapter, depending on the number of reviews i get
windandwater: and everyone will flock to me again because i will be an OLDBIE
windandwater: AND A BNF
mikkeneko: will you demand an exponential increase in reviews?
windandwater: and i'll even commission art that says: oh, this happens later on in the fic, but you can see the pic
mikkeneko: like, two reviews for the first chapter, four for the second, then eight, then sixteen, then 32, etc?
windandwater: *nodnods*
windandwater: and then I'll even take a break because of RL things, and release little drabbles and such
windandwater: or dabble in other fandoms
windandwater: and people will bEg ME TO FINISH
mikkeneko: and finally you'll announce that you're giving it up
mikkeneko: and moving on to another fandom
windandwater: *nods* because it's too much pressure
askerian: 9_9;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; so not concerned lalalaa...
windandwater: too many people are harping on me and making me hate the fandom which is terrible because I LOVE EVERYONE AND DON'T WANT TO GO
windandwater: but i must
windandwater: *dramatic sigh*
windandwater: then i will join a new fandom
windandwater: and bring minions with me
windandwater: and start releasing fics in that new fandom that sound like fics from my old fandom
windandwater: but the people in the fandom will be all: THIS IS NEW AND EXCITING
windandwater: and my minions will go: SHE IS THE BEST WRITER EVER SHE CAME FROM THIS OLD FANDOM
windandwater: and then... my triumph will begin again
windandwater: è_____________é

Comments

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... this doesn't portray me in the best light, now does it?

And DAMN YOU FOR PUBLISHING MY SEKRIT PLANS YOU H0R!!!!!!!!!1111eleven

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

;_; I have too many 'wtf'-ish icons, and can't decide which to use! *woe*

[askerian]

reply several times!! use them all!!! *h0r*

[askerian]

MUAHAHA.

also, get online, i'm lonely. ;_;

[lukita.livejournal.com]

oh noes, I'm now blamed for windandwater's sekrit plans being out. OMG so true, though she forgot the part where she would quote pop culture in her fics to make it even more popular because her minons can relate to the characters. >.>

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

windandwater: and we'll plot and make fake drama between ourselves
mikkeneko: like this?

I think this pretty much sums it up.

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

*giggles at silly injokes, and waves Asuka flag off in the corner*

._. so not worthy... *wavewavewave*

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

*is obviously not worthy to sit in at the cool table*

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

O__O . That's all. :p (Sera is scaaaaaaaaary .__.)

"I WILL HAVE AN EPIC
which i will release slowly, chapter by chapter"
.....remind me of a certain Garou thing...>_>

[purple-alicorn.livejournal.com]

Love your icon!!!!

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT!

T____T *runs away crying*

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

o_o ah ! *gives cookie* ok, you're not. (..............just a little)

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

**snickers uncontrollably** Ah, yes, the amusing antics of a bunch of AIM peeps. I love reading these things...you can always SENSE the background in-jokes but not QUITE get all of them....

**sighs in bliss**

[luriko-ysabeth.livejournal.com]

...are you annoyed I added you to my list of people whose journals I check regularly without asking you?

It's just that it's so much more convenient to let lj keep track of it remotely than having even more bookmarks which I'd then have to duplicate on every computer I used...


And I've never understood the "moving on to another fandom because of too much pressure from within the fandom" thing. I can understand falling off the face of the Net for a year due to RL issues, and I can understand not going on writing for a fandom because the ideas RAN OFF AND HID BEHIND NEW FANDOM, YES, FYYH AND CCR, I'M LOOKING AT YOU, but internal pressure makes little to no sense. One writes as one's daemon takes one. If writing fic, one also strives to keep to canon or deviate from it in a clearly set out way. If other fans dislike one's writing, they are perfectly free to write their own version.

Is the "sound like fics from my old fandom" meant to be a recognizable writing style, or recycled plots? Because the first one really can't do much about, and the second is just bad.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

But...but...wouldn't that be something really obnoxious that only Sera would do stalker-ish of me?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*sneezes*

Someone is telling VICIOUS LIES about me.

[windsorblue.livejournal.com]

Really? >.> Where?