for lukita :D

[askerian]

Yes, AIM convos suck, are full of private jokes, and also more often than not are a lot less funny/interesting/relevant to people who didn't actually take part in them.

But when Sera and Mikke start in on the way a fandom works, it slays me.

So: Windandwater = Sera or, occasionally, Mistress
Sukino = The Pet.

Also, it's kinda long. And crazy. And lots of caps. but ohgod. it keels me. XDDD



askerian: *flops*
windandwater: asuka is dying
windandwater: once she keels over, we can eat her
windandwater: :D
askerian: ... hnn.
zania: awww!
zania: *hugs Asuka*
sukino: *hugs Asuka-sama* don't die. ;_;
windandwater: DIE
zania: O.O
windandwater: DIE AND SUFFER AND THEN BECOME A TASTY MEAL
zania: I loves her!
sukino: NO! ;_;
askerian: *hides behind zanzan*
sukino: I don't want her to die. ;_;
windandwater: you'll love her even more when she's in your belly
askerian: *thwaps sera* GO AWAY.

(...)

askerian: Friends: 73 Friend of: 223 x_x IT WAS 221 THIS AFTERNOON
zania: on LJ?
askerian: yes
askerian: x_x
sukino: you are loved? :D
zania: SHE IS LOVED!
windandwater: she is STALKED
askerian: usually i go through my list every few weeks and check out people i don't know
askerian: but i cant even remember which i saw before here

(...)

windandwater: that icon stealing girl hasn't replied back yet
sukino: i saw that
windandwater: *goes to stalk her*
mikkeneko: she probably won't
askerian: who? where?
windandwater: some girl stole my elricest icon
windandwater: the little brother BIG brother one
windandwater: she's using it on her greatest journal and credited me, but it's MY ICON
sukino: aren't you glad I noticed :D
windandwater: i don't want anyone else to use it!
sukino: I hate bitches who still shit. è___é
windandwater: but her journals are flocked
windandwater: so i can't tell if she's making wanky posts about me ;_;
askerian: RARGH
mikkeneko: she probably won't reply, I mean

windandwater: T_T i don't want to have to get wanky about it
mikkeneko: *cuddle*
sukino: I will è___é
sukino: it wasn't hers to take è___éè___éè___é
windandwater: but i will totally slam her on ((yay comm)) in public if i have to
windandwater: i will START WANK
windandwater: WANK THAT WILL BE METAQUOTED
windandwater: i will use BOLD and ALL CAPS
mikkeneko: hee.
windandwater: and mikke can get all indignant on my behalf because she made the icon as a present for me
windandwater: ... after i whined for a long time
windandwater: *shifty eyes* and this will bring the WRATH OF THE SINS... or at least Kaltia hopefully
windandwater: and maybe kalika
windandwater: and, omg, i'll make Pet my sockpuppet
sukino: sockpuppet? *blinku*
windandwater: and she can curse and bitch and be all: U DID NOT DO THAT 2 MY MISTRESS BIATCH
sukino: . .. I'd totally do it. *shifty eyes*
windandwater: and i can be all: No, it's okay, Pet, don't get wanky
sukino: lol
windandwater: and she can be all: I WILL BE WANKY
mikkeneko: *giggle*
sukino: XD
mikkeneko: sounds like you have it all planned out
windandwater: and this will make me look v. v. good and noble and such
mikkeneko: Okay! Have a good dinner!
windandwater: ... and then the wank will be on f_w
windandwater: and on GJ too
windandwater: and MAYBE even on LJDrama
windandwater: and people will friend me because i'm so cool and stood up for my beliefs
windandwater: or maybe just to spam
mikkeneko: not metaquotes?
windandwater: oh metaquotes too, for choice quotes and coolness
windandwater: and then i will have OMG I HAVE TO FLOCK EVERYTHING DRAMA
windandwater: and then i'll set up filters
windandwater: and set my little filter minions against each other
windandwater: like, oh, read [THIS FILTERED POST]
windandwater: and people will be all: i can't read that!
mikkeneko: sera, you disturb me
windandwater: and others will go: WE CAN, WE'RE MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU
windandwater: and i will be all: but i love you all equally!
windandwater: and then they will wank and wank and bitch and i will BE ON F-W AGAIN
askerian: 9_9
windandwater: *shifty eyes*;; and soon, yes soon, i will become a BNF
askerian: *pats* yes, yes.
askerian: IM MORE A BNF THAN YOU.
windandwater: and THEN I WILL RULE ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH
askerian: noes!!
mikkeneko: how can you become a BNF when you don't even write?
windandwater: ... i can start writing more
mikkeneko: I approve
windandwater: that's what will be in the filtered posts
mikkeneko: XD i see.
windandwater: and people will be all: WE ARE NOT l337 ENOUGH TO READ THE COOL THINGS
sukino: . . .Mistress, you are scary. *hides behind Mikke-sama*
windandwater: and the people on the filter can be all snarky and: ahahaha, did you see that latest thing? it was so COOL
windandwater: DANCE MY PUPPETS! DANCE!
mikkeneko: she's so cute when she's being megalomaniacal
windandwater: and then i can make a SEKKRIT JOURNAL
windandwater: and invite people and such and they will be all: WE'RE THE l337est of the l337!!!!111oneeleven
windandwater: AND THERE WILL BE MORE WANK
windandwater: and i'll write things FOR people, like a present
windandwater: and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth because I AM SO COOL OMG I WANT A FIC TOO
windandwater: *_______________* and LJ will be mine
windandwater: bwehehehe
mikkeneko: I will still be the number 1 in your empire
mikkeneko: because you already write things for me
windandwater: well, yes, of course
windandwater: you will all have priority status
mikkeneko: woot!
sukino: what about me? *whines* I wanna be important!
mikkeneko: and the pet will be our mascot
mikkeneko: people will have cute little Pet icons to signify their allegiance
mikkeneko: soon it will overwhelm Frank as the livejournal symbol
askerian: i don't think there is enough space on lj for your minions and mine, Sera
askerian: unless they overlap. i'm in favor of overlapping. :-*
windandwater: you will be my... URUK-HAI of minions!
askerian: XPP
mikkeneko: I don't wanna be your Uruk-hai minion
windandwater: we can overlap
mikkeneko: I wanna be the power behind the throne
mikkeneko: *pout*
windandwater: everyone will get spillover wankage and minions
sukino: *beams* I feel loved.
windandwater: because they'll want to be friends with YOU to be friend with ME
windandwater: it's like a circlejerk
mikkeneko: XD
windandwater: and we'll plot and make fake drama between ourselves
mikkeneko: like this?
windandwater: and people will be forced to choose sides
windandwater: and then we'll get back together and everyone will be in awe and think we're even cooler
mikkeneko: anyway, sera, what you won't realize is that I'm plotting your downfall behind your back
mikkeneko: I'll make myself "Sera's secretary" so people think they're getting to you through me
windandwater: T_T
sukino: *shifty eyes* If you fall I'm going to go with Mikke-sama. *cough*
windandwater: h0r
mikkeneko: so little by little people will talk to me instead of you
windandwater: YOU'RE ALL MEAN
mikkeneko: and then there will be a scandal revealing your secret plans
mikkeneko: and we will al be shocked and horrified and I will step in bravely to cover the gap
mikkeneko: and Sera will be pushed off to one side and forgotten
mikkeneko: and her empire will all become MINE instead
windandwater: and then i'll reveal that you are a lying cheating bitch WHO SLEPT WITH ANOTHER PERSON WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
sukino: I'll still give you hugs and stuff, but I'll be Mikke-sama's pet :D She will be Mistress Mikke! :D
mikkeneko: ^^v
windandwater: ;_;
mikkeneko: as long as the mascot is mine, people will flock to me
windandwater: well, then i will drop out of the fandom totally
windandwater: i will scorn all and cry and show everyone that they're petty little children
mikkeneko: don't forget to leave an "OMG I AM LEAVING YOUR HORS" post
windandwater: then, five years from now, i will RETURN
windandwater: I WILL HAVE AN EPIC
windandwater: which i will release slowly, chapter by chapter, depending on the number of reviews i get
windandwater: and everyone will flock to me again because i will be an OLDBIE
windandwater: AND A BNF
mikkeneko: will you demand an exponential increase in reviews?
windandwater: and i'll even commission art that says: oh, this happens later on in the fic, but you can see the pic
mikkeneko: like, two reviews for the first chapter, four for the second, then eight, then sixteen, then 32, etc?
windandwater: *nodnods*
windandwater: and then I'll even take a break because of RL things, and release little drabbles and such
windandwater: or dabble in other fandoms
windandwater: and people will bEg ME TO FINISH
mikkeneko: and finally you'll announce that you're giving it up
mikkeneko: and moving on to another fandom
windandwater: *nods* because it's too much pressure
askerian: 9_9;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; so not concerned lalalaa...
windandwater: too many people are harping on me and making me hate the fandom which is terrible because I LOVE EVERYONE AND DON'T WANT TO GO
windandwater: but i must
windandwater: *dramatic sigh*
windandwater: then i will join a new fandom
windandwater: and bring minions with me
windandwater: and start releasing fics in that new fandom that sound like fics from my old fandom
windandwater: but the people in the fandom will be all: THIS IS NEW AND EXCITING
windandwater: and my minions will go: SHE IS THE BEST WRITER EVER SHE CAME FROM THIS OLD FANDOM
windandwater: and then... my triumph will begin again
windandwater: è_____________é