Iniq is a pervert. *nodnod*

[askerian]

Conversation with Iniq-love, about tentacles and T3h 3viln3ss. XD

Iniq: you know, still nobody has answered my question...
Asuka: ?
Iniq: how does the tentacle monster know how far his tentacles can go in?
Asuka : uhm.
Asuka : depends in which orifice
Iniq: >_>; duh
Iniq: *cough*
Iniq: ass
Asuka : he doesn't
Iniq: O.O;
Iniq: *cuddles Furry!Ookami!Heero* NOOooooooooo!
Asuka : ROTF
Iniq: *snarf* that gives a whole new meaning to "Deeper! Deeper!"
Asuka : ewww
Asuka : owww
Iniq: "He dragged his lover into his lap to give him maximum penetration depth." - Asuka... that's so wrong.
Asuka : OO
Asuka : not happening in teh evilnes
Iniq: I know... thank god o.o
Iniq: ... but that sentence happens in almost every other lemon!
Asuka : actually the angle would be wrong
Asuka : but kneeling at his foot--um, tentacle..
Iniq: so, technically it's a foot fetish... if it weren't for the tentacles...

Comments

[kracken.livejournal.com]

^_^ It's so wrong! *laughs*

[rdb.livejournal.com]

Ewwww.. That's wrong. >.<

--Dani

[askerian]

Yesssss.
Tentaclesex hurts God.

[rdb.livejournal.com]

*points to icon* All I have to say about that..

I never get to use that icon. It freaks people out. ^_^'

[kodalai.livejournal.com]

Is that what I think it is?

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

Yes... yes, it is.

>_O

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

...

Thank you for traumatizing me. I had to stare at your icon until I realized just exactly what that was.

>_<;;

[rdb.livejournal.com]

My job here is done. =)

[blue-soaring.livejournal.com]

You know...I'm pretty sure I had that exact same conversation with suzu once. *blink* Which should scare the hell out of me, but only makes me snigger. Tentacles have lost the squick-power. Yikes.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

And here I thought Wufei WOULD be able to tell. Because, like, his tentacles do FEEL things, like when Heero clawed Wufei. And if you say... stick you hand into something, all the way up to your elbow, you can FEEL that your arm is stuck in something up to your elbow.

Unless Wufei has no feeling in his tentacles at all, and totally gets off on the psychological dominance part of sex. Which, he just might do.

... just realized that I described fisting. I'll stop now.

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And here I thought Wufei WOULD be able to tell. Because, like, his tentacles do FEEL things, like when Heero clawed Wufei. And if you say... stick you hand into something, all the way up to your elbow, you can FEEL that your arm is stuck in something up to your elbow.

Unless Wufei has no feeling in his tentacles at all, and totally gets off on the psychological dominance part of sex. Which, he just might do.

... just realized that I described fisting. I'll stop now.

<_<
>_>

At least Wufei doesn't COME out of his tentacles, or that would be messy.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

...

*cough*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Don't pretend to be shy NOW.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

b-b-but...
I didn't... I mean... I... er... *BLUSH*