XD XD XD

[askerian]

... Talking about stuff Sera said on the GWA board...

(no I will not lj-cut it. It's too funny to pass up. CatZero, I bet you will enjoy.)


Kitty Chou: oh my...tentacles
Asuka: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Asuka: *^_^*
Kitty Chou: *blush*
Asuka: what? tentacles are fun^^
Kitty Chou: well, yes, but *blush* all the same
Asuka: LOL
Kitty Chou: the Sick Puppies thread is quite interesting...brings up lots of squicks, lol
Asuka: tentacle sex is not squick!! hmmph. XD
Kitty Chou: lol, for me, squick is sex with gundams...that's just...odd
Asuka: Oo
Asuka: uhhhh
Asuka: one word. OUCH.
Kitty Chou: no kidding!
Kitty Chou: there are just some things you're never meant to have sex with, and a Gundam is one of them
Kitty Chou: ...a toaster is another
Asuka: Oo huh?
Kitty Chou: well...you just CAN'T have sex with a toaster
Kitty Chou: it's impossible
Kitty Chou: and probably painful
Asuka: *ponders ways*
Asuka: you can play with the power cord.
Asuka: and the cold metal, slowly heating up..
Asuka: ...hmm.
Asuka: XP won't ever be able to look at my toaster the same way
Kitty Chou: XD nope, and neither will I
Kitty Chou: it sounds like it could be an interesting series, lol... 101 Ways to Have Sex With Your Kitchen Appliances
Kitty Chou: *giggle* hm...how to have sex with a blender...
Asuka: owwies
Asuka: well, it does vibrate *nods sagely*
Kitty Chou: true...
Kitty Chou: it would probably be best to unplug it first, no?
Asuka: XD
Kitty Chou: ouchies...sex with a wisk
Asuka: what's a wisk? *searches in dictionary*
Kitty Chou: that wire thing you use to mix eggs or sift flour
Asuka: ..oh.
Asuka: ..............vibrate.
Kitty Chou: vibrate? like an electric wisk?
Asuka: and if it doesn't... well. *leers* look at the shape, girl.
Kitty Chou: that's the ouchie part, lol
Kitty Chou: especially since the wires on mine will slide apard and pinch...
Asuka: no sense of adventure ^^
Kitty Chou: nope, not yet anyway
Kitty Chou: I leave that up to fanfiction
Asuka: BDSM in your kitchen in twenty easy steps!!

And then she had to leave. *sobs*

Comments

[catzero.livejournal.com]

You two have to invite me to chat sometime, if this is what two evil fangirl's minds can think of, guess how much fun it would be with three.

[iniq.livejournal.com]

you could put a condom on the wisk... >_> that could prevent some pinching...

[spotsofcolour.livejournal.com]

**cackles** ooh! I hope someone writes that sometime!! **ponders how many GW fics could be done with 101 Ways to Have Sex With Your Kitchen Appliances**

hmmmm......

[uke-for-rent.livejournal.com]

now it all makes sense..... why you and Nomi always got along so well..... your both exactly the same! *points an accusing finger*