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GAWDS!! *rolls on the floor* That's the BEST fairytale EVER!!

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young SPANKER named MIKKE. He was DIFFICULTLY TENTACLING in the BORING forest when he met HOT ASUKA, a run-away TENTACLE MONSTER from the CUTE Queen ZANZAN.

MIKKE could see that HOT ASUKA was hungry so he reached into his TUBE'O'LUBE and give him his COOL COCK. HOT ASUKA was thankful for MIKKE's COCK, so he told MIKKE a very SILLY story about Queen ZANZAN's daughter LOUISELOVE. How her mother, the CUTE Queen ZANZAN, kept her locked away in a HAREM protected by a gigantic SERA, because LOUISELOVE was so FRIGGIN'SEXY.

MIKKE WHIPPED. He vowed to HOT ASUKA the TENTACLE MONSTER that he would save the FRIGGIN'SEXY LOUISELOVE. He would KISS the SERA, and take LOUISELOVE far away from her eveil mother, the CUTE Queen ZANZAN, and BOINK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUNNY THUNDER and HOT ASUKA the TENTACLE MONSTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SERA from his story. CUTE Queen ZANZAN NOINED out from behind a PURPLE DILDO and struck MIKKE dead. In the far off HAREM you could hear a MWAHAHAHA.

THE END.

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do you happen to have a fetish with tentacle?

Me? Nah.

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6.6

9__9

@________@

TENTACLESTENTACLESTENTACLESTENTACLESTENTACLESTENTACLES!!! *slobber* =^O^=

*thwaps*

Stop stealing my tentacle chant!

NO!!! For I am a tentacle monster too!!!!
tentaclestentaclestentaclestentaclestentaclestentaclestentaclestentacles!!!! SO THERE!!!

*tentacles Sera*

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XD XD

^O^

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Does it get a tag of "armed and dangerous"?

Oh, but why should it? It only has good intentions XD

Besides, it is possible to literally dildo someone to death.

Ah, only with Sera's Giant Dildo of Death, hon. ^__^ Furthermore, you can always have zombiesex later XD

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Hmmm, aside from the "he" and the ending up dead, I can't say I'm too sorry. But I always knew you were a tentacle in disguise. ;)

Hey, don't complain!! I see that as a "he" of seme-ness.

*pokes tentacle back into hiding* te-hee... ^____^;;;; let's pretent you didn't see that, right?

You're so evil. Zan is gonna have a heart attack.

Well, she's only the Evil Queen. I'm a tentacle monster. I think that would be worse. (for her, I mean. i'm very happy with being a tentacle monster.)

I feel rather depressed that I'm just a "gigantic" Sera. A gigantic Sera... what? Does it just mean I'm exceptionally large?

*pouts*

Not fun.

it means that your *cough* equipment is of superior size, dear.

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*pokes* Not evil! I didn't see the word evil anywhere in there!

And I agree with you, it wouldn't be too bad being a tenticle monster... Hmmm... Does that mean I could have both Duo and Heero, just like Wufei does in your evilness fic? *_*

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CHIBISEX!!!

*wild applause*

Aren't they so cute and... horny? It's Duo and Heero, by the way. Duo's such a very eager boy.

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Re:

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I'm a *cute* queen, not an evil one XD But I'm noining Mikke at the end O.o Mikke and who? Doesn't there have to be two other people to consider it a noin?

Uhh, well, considering that Mikke was facing a Tentacling!Asuka who could turn into Gigantic!Sera... *cough* Take your pick.

Double Noining!! YAY!!!

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You're the Queen. You can noin whoever you want to. @_@ Maybe it was me.

LMAO!!!!! Ok do you see Heero's face in that icon *points to her icon* I was like that the whole time I was reading this only my mouth was as wide open as it could go.

My jaw hurts but I can't stop laughing! ROFL

Good lord, is that Quatre's father?

No it's Trowa but the angle their at it does look like him doesn't it. lol