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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young SPANKER named MIKKE. He was DIFFICULTLY TENTACLING in the BORING forest when he met HOT ASUKA, a run-away TENTACLE MONSTER from the CUTE Queen ZANZAN.
MIKKE could see that HOT ASUKA was hungry so he reached into his TUBE'O'LUBE and give him his COOL COCK. HOT ASUKA was thankful for MIKKE's COCK, so he told MIKKE a very SILLY story about Queen ZANZAN's daughter LOUISELOVE. How her mother, the CUTE Queen ZANZAN, kept her locked away in a HAREM protected by a gigantic SERA, because LOUISELOVE was so FRIGGIN'SEXY.
MIKKE WHIPPED. He vowed to HOT ASUKA the TENTACLE MONSTER that he would save the FRIGGIN'SEXY LOUISELOVE. He would KISS the SERA, and take LOUISELOVE far away from her eveil mother, the CUTE Queen ZANZAN, and BOINK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUNNY THUNDER and HOT ASUKA the TENTACLE MONSTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SERA from his story. CUTE Queen ZANZAN NOINED out from behind a PURPLE DILDO and struck MIKKE dead. In the far off HAREM you could hear a MWAHAHAHA.
THE END.