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For The Family You Choose (Awake at Night, Crash Standing etcetera)


girltypething replied to your post: Meme???
FYC verse Burt: So, what was it like waking up to three little brothers instead of one?

FYC!Burt: Terrifying for one second, and then I rolled with it. Dave's still Dave. And/or Byrd. And mini-me ain't hard to raise. Bummed as fuck the universe saw fit to provide ID and all that shit, though, here I was ready to go cruising for lowlife assholes to repurpose kidneys off of to pay for fake papers.


Anonymous asked you:
FYC!Gamzee: Do you make Karkat fall out of the pile often?

I do what to the who now? Ain't it just my main motherfucker getting his twitchy on and rolling off all by his lonesome? Ahaha whoops.


Anonymous asked you:
FYC!Burt: Your opinion/reaction to Byrd's missing arm?

FYC!Burt:... He'll learn to deal. Be even better than before. Like hell i'm gonna let up until he can kick people's asses with only just his feet. Maybe teach him the secret paths of the headbutt...


tanukikyle replied to your post: Meme???
FYC!Anyone: Do you still have anything from the game? FYC!John/Rose: Casey/Viceroy?

FYC!Roxy: man i wish! the only things we got to keep were, like, the clothes we alchemized and the weapons, but de-special'd. Like Rose still has her weirdass Thorn needles, but now they're just gothy accessories. The consorts stayed in the game too. Boo.


Anonymous asked you:
FYC!Jade: What do you think of all the lusi on your island now?

FYC!Jade: its fucking awesome!!!!! :D theres like big cats with several mouths and a DRAGON and *kangaroo sheep*!!! the little fairy cow things are cute i guess but a serious nuisance :/ and the crabthings are pretty good eatings! jane sent us sauces to try them with and mmmm.
one day i will ride a cowhorsedude monster. i will ride it all the way up and down the volcano and then around. yes. >:X


tanukikyle replied to your post: girltypething replied to your post: Meme??? FYC...
FYC!:Tavros: What was it like seeing copies of your lusus?

FYC!:Tavros:it was, uhh, not alike, or unlike, anything much, on account of my death...


tanukikyle replied to your post: Meme???
FYC!Nepeta: Current canon ships

FYC!Nepeta: :(( << thank you furry much fur reminding me im missing all those ships beclaws im dead, buttface.


Anonymous asked you:
FYC!Kanaya: What is it like living at the Lalonde house?

FYC!Kanaya: Pretty nerve-wracking, to be honest. I'm still not entirely sure if Rose likes her lusus or hates her with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. I guess if there can be platonic filial love there could be platonic filial hate as well. Roxy is engaging if occasionally quite disruptive, and I am immensely enjoying the occasions to come out into the sun and enjoy the garden and the woods without being seen. It's much better than being trapped in a small hive in the middle of a city. I spend a lot of time outside.


Anonymous asked you:
FYC!Karkat: do you really wear panties or was John exaggerating their tininess during his freak out

FYC!Karkat: Forward much, pervert? Not that the state of my underwear is anyone outside my quadrants' business, and beside I find the weird human insistence on one gender having exclusive rights to certain clothes kind of weird. I mean, personally I like some space for my bone bulge and I'd get tangled in a skirt after three conquering strides across pavement or tear it at the seam or flash everyone somehow, but I don't see why I couldn't if I felt like it. Apart from how fashion is stupid, I mean.

The only supposedly-female garment I don't see myself wearing is a venom sac holster, because surprise! I don't have developed venom sacs. Even so, I don't know, they could be used as secret pockets? Humans are just fucking weird. (Besides don't some guys wear briefs? What's the difference, apart from how the cut is adapted to the hip shape? Just fucking weird.)

((ps: wiki surfing is FUN! briefs => jockstraps => PENILE FRACTURE. nice article! *is female, crosses legs anyway*))


Anonymous asked you:
FYC!Roxy: Do you think a semi-platonic-naked-cuddles foursome is the answer to the Roxy<>Dirk<3Jake<3Jane(<3Roxy) quandary?

FYC!Roxy: Umm that horse has left the barn, anonbuddy. :/


proserpine-in-phases replied to your post: Anonymous asked you: FYC!Jade: What do you think...
>:O FYC!Karkat: Did you know Jade apparently eats crab lusii?

FYC!Karkat: ... SHE WHAT????!!


theunvanquishedzims asked you:
FYC!Dirk: Do you ever go to jump out the window and dive into the ocean, only to realize a second before that the ocean isn't there anymore? And what happened to your rocketboard/robots?

FYC!Dirk:Considering the height of the building compared to the ocean I didn't do that often in the first place. Over sixy percent chances I'd have knocked myself out and drowned. The rocketboard is in my sylladex, robot parts are in a pile by the couch. The robots themselves are offline right now pending repairs


othercat2 asked you:
FYC! Aradia How well do you get along with Jade and Jake?

FYC!Aradia: Pretty well! they're both really fun and super welcoming. I like them a lot.


rag-doll-witch asked you:
FYC!Trolls: Favorite human foods?

FYC!Gamzee: Chocolatey cake, that one with the fancy flakes and the melty bits all to bleed out when you cut through its inside. Mmmm.

FYC!Karkat: tartare steak, it reminds me of home. Also mandarin oranges. I will *fight* you for the last one, just back the fuck off, John, this one is *mine*.

FYC!Terezi: TOMATO. TOMATO IS THE BEST BAR NONE EVERYONE GO HOME.

FYC!Kanaya: I am quite sure Rose's mother served it as a little joke, but I found myself enjoying the blood sausage, and *not* because it tasted anything like actual blood, I should know. I find myself enjoying the variety of fruit as well. Pears are my current favorite, but peaches are gaining on them.

FYC!Aradia: I don't know, Jade and Jake aren't much for cooking, we've been eating a lot of freshly-hunted barbecue. That sauce they put on it is pretty good, though!

FYC!Sollux: potato chips, sour cream and onion flavored. You want to not learn how to fly from the tower, you pull your hand out of that package, Jake.


Anonymous asked: FYC-verse: Mr Egbert, do you and John still Strife these days? Would you Strife with Karkat or Gamzee? I believe Karkat used to fight with his lusus regularly.

FYC!Dad Egbert: We have not yet had the chance for a good long strife, alas, but once we're settled once again it should be quite enjoyable to do so once again! And yes, I look forward to seeing what my new sons can do. Especially if Karkat used to do so, it might be quite a nice activity to share with him.


oldsnow asked: FYC!Dad: What would you do if either of your new sons (or any of the trolls, for that matter) where ever captured?

FYC!Dadbert: Why, get them back, naturally. The specifics of the plan needed are a bit hard to come by when the theory is so vague. Captured by whom? Under what level of security? Those are pretty necessary parameters.


azzandra asked: FYC!Gamzee: what is your favorite thing about Hatdad (or just about having a lusus be around for once)?

FYC!Gamzee: i can all and get my lean on his toasty-warm arm hanger strut when we're watching them movies and he won't hardly get up so's i fall on my snout. and like not get his notice on that i'm underfoot and shit. i ain't been stepped on even once hahaha. wouldn't even mind tho, motherfucker's not all to be getting his heft on.

also cakes. :oD

also the other day he like made himself a sicknasty face fur thing outta sugar foam in a tub, and i was like motherfuck who are you motherfucker and he was like surprise, shit was delirious, and then we went and decorated my horns, and then karkat's horns and there was more icing than horns hahahahaha best friend looked like he actually got himself a rack and then karkat got his yelling on and dad and i absconded so zippyquick, man, whoa, shit was ninja.

and then we had to wash and shit but it was funny and he was hardly any kind of angry at all, not even when i licked like this delicious bit of icing off the wall and that weird tree pulp stuff came with and now there's a hole in it. he said like all to that was fine so long as i ain't peeing all up on the walls like up to the ceiling like windybro did when he was getting his wiggling on. that was a ton of merryliciousness.


duosthefangirl asked: FYC!Karkat: Have you and Dad done anything together like how Dad is teaching Gamzee to bake?

FYC!Karkat: Watched TV, mostly. Discussed his plan, packed things up in the house. In the morning he reads those newspapers things, and hey, some articles are entertaining clusterfucks so I read them after him and he doesn't mind when I need an explanation. We talk about culture stuff, things like that. It's interesting having the point of view of an adult, and he's much better than John at explaining human culture without covering it in bullshit and fuckery.

Also I taste-test. But only the salty and sour stuff. Urgh. Dark chocolate's so much better than milk.


karoimirth asked: The family you choose-verse: Does Dad realize that Karkat and Gamzee's moraillegiance still counts as a romantic relationship? I don't see them ever breaking up haha, but still, it doesn't sound like a very good idea to adopt two kids that are dating.

ahahaha no, he just thinks of it as a strong friendship akin to brotherhood. XD So in his head he's just adopting a pair of siblings.


Anonymous asked: FYC!Byrd: i think it was mentioned that you still sometimes have bird-like impulses. I was wondering what other stuff that sometimes happens. Idk, like maybe you answer bird calls, or... ???

FYC!Byrd: eh idek its not like i classify that shit you know maybe you should just wait to see what happens

its not like the crow is like half of me either with all the prototyping im just as much a katana as i am a crow

granted theyre less sentient and since im human now im also less with the convenient meat sheath and anyway i was a lot more human than bird its not like they have a lot of brains to throw into the cake mix im still mostly chocolate

yeah ok i caw a bit sometimes but mostly because its funny


Anonymous asked: FYC!Bro: After meeting Jade... how do you think meeting your brother's friends will be?

FYC!Bro: eh... same way? idek. They're all nice enough kids. I'm not sure what you want to hear there, bub.


Anonymous asked: FYC!Bro: your opinion on Terezi when you first met her, and has it changed?

FYC!Bro: made me think of a gorgeous little blade, better handle it from the right end or else whoops there your fingers are on the floor.

She's obviously dangerous but so long as she has Dave's best interests at heart there's no problem to be had with that.


azzandra asked: FYC! Terezi: what was your first impression of Bro and how has it changed since then?

FYC!Terezi: Rather big! And somewhat worryingly laconic. He still is, to be honest. I am starting to decipher some of his more obscure quirks, though.

I am rather relieved that so far my testing of how far I can sass him has been met with amusement. The liberties he affords Dave might well have been something strictly lusus/charge for all I knew.


duosthefangirl asked: FYC!Dave: What makes you so sure Byrd and Karkat didn't make out? They were alone in the room for a while.

FYC!Dave: whoa dudette careful there with the sherlocking

what makes me so sure bro and tz didnt make out they were alone in the apartment for a while
oh right homogay

what makes me so sure byrd didnt mack on gamzee oh right hes not insane but they coulda found some time alone too

oh right its that thing where im basically the same person he is and karkat is an okay guy if kinda shouty and makes for a good pal but sexiness of a brick??? also we were together for like three years on the meteor and i never felt a twinge

well okay i might have entertained the thought a couple times but i was a teenager in the bloom of puberty i entertained thoughts of just about everyone and despite what my dirty fantasies might tell you i never ended up in a sandwich comprised of my gogdamned *ectosis* and her girlfriend either or even actually wanted it to happen in real life holy shit id have thrown myself off the meteor straight away (you cant blame barely pubescent me femme lesbians right there pseudosis or not shit was hot enough to give me the most conflicted boners in paradox space)

hell i even polished my knob about being the filling in a terezigamzee sandwich once thinking too hard about what she was telling me she wanted to get up to and yet murderclown is like the most efficient moodkiller i ever saw

id jerk it to a turnip some days srsly why does it have to mean a thing im not a vegetablophiliac no put the handcuffs away dont arrest me im an innocent man

help help

nooo

*slam*


proserpine-in-phases asked: FYC!Dave, going off the previous ask about Byrd and Karkat, how different do you think you and Byrd are in terms of personality and modes of dealing with stuff and all that? I know you were the same person until age 13, but do you think 4 months in his own timeline plus 3 years as a half bird on a golden ship might have changed him in different ways than how you've developed?

FYC!Dave: well duh pretty different actually but its not like the differences are going in completely opposite directions either


edenfalling said: Oh Dave, you poor idiot boy. (...I am laughing SO HARD at his confused meteor fantasies, btw. It makes me wonder if Byrd had similar awkward ideas about a Prospit sandwich with him in the middle.)

Yes. :X

The issue there was that as a sprite he didn't really have hormones. didn't stop him fantasizing some, mind, but it was all very frustrating and sometimes heartbreaking. ;__;


proserpine-in-phases asked: FYC!Dirk: Do you ever wonder why there's no Alpha Dave or Rose around, since there's Bro, Mom, two different Dads, and Byrd all wandering around now? Like, why haven't they showed up then?

FYC!Dirk: I did for about three seconds before I figured out the common thread.

They all died outside the Medium.

There's no Jaspers or Nanna Egbert either, as they were dead prior to being sprited.

It's... disappointing, yes. I like Dave and Byrd, but they're goofy kids, not really the towering parangons of self-confidence, business acumen and badassitude I admired. Guess they'll become so in time, though that won't really be the same.


Anonymous asked: FYC!Dirk: If your Dave had been alive and/or reincarnated by the game, would you have stayed with the apartment you grew up in with you new family, or asked to go live with him in Hollywood?

FYC!Dirk: No idea. I didn't know the guy, and I have gotten to know Dave and Byrd. I'd have loved to get to meet him but my Dave Strider's life would have been a lot harder to shove a sudden little brother into.

Though being realistic now, I already have issues with sharing my space with four other people who I know and am aware I can trust, and going out even to the less populated parts of town still puts me on high alert. The full Hollywood experience would be untenable and I'd probably never leave his apartment.

I get the feeling that what would have happened is Bro would have dragged him in by the ankle, fed him up, strifed him down, and set up mandatory weekend visits when the poor dude reminded him he had a jet-set life to get back to.

... It would have been kind of awesome. Damn.


Anonymous asked: FYC!Dad: Is it weird having an sort of clone of you walking around?

FYC!Dad: Rather, yes! Though he is a very sensible chap and we get along easily enough. It does help to have these strange overlay memories of growing up as twins, though we can never agree on who our parents actually were. The strangest is to recognize my mother in his child, and his father in mine, but they are growing up rather different.


curlicuetruth asked you:
It just occurred to me— FYC!Jade, do you miss your Bec-ears?

FYC!Jade: well of course. try living with something for three years and then its gone! its really weird, my skull feels empty and i feel like i got a little deaf. i dont remember normal hearing being like this. :(((