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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2012-03-18 05:14 am

Naruto's latest chapter + homestuck's latest update...

Quick comment-thing on Naruto that I should have posted back when it came out but I didn't my bad and now this is officially longer than the content of the cut: Kishi I am so sorry I doubted you over Tsunade. Not only did she heal and counterattack like a boss, she now gets to beat down five Madara clones of her very own and she doesn't have to share the glory! :D okay clones aren't as strong as an original but those are wood clones, who knows, and also it'll still be visually very satisfying watching her fist crash through those smug bitchfaces.

Also, brothers Uchiha VS Kabuchimaru = YES PLZ. I seriously hope Itachi is being sincere then he says they'll find the time to talk about things before he goes back to being dead this time around. This is a MAJOR thing for Sasuke's eventual redemption.

Also I really hope Anko wakes up and participates or something, or at least gets to talk with Sasuke, because it could be interesting having the two Orochimaru survivors interact and also she needs more screetime where she's outrageous and ballsy and kind of dark but also firmly on the side of good thanks. In part 1 she was epic, in part 2 her actions/speech haven't had that creepyweirdo shine to them so far... Hm.

And Homestuck:

XD x forever

crying of laughterglee. CRYING.
Hussie really knows how to fuck with his audience. XD

For those of you following at home, basically Karkat is jealous as fuck over Dave and Terezi's's "flirtations" (read: them being awesome and snarky at each other and also making artistic can towns to play in), but he's not actually WITH Terezi they've merely been kinda dancing around it for years (and/or on-and-off? I don't remember exactly but anyway). the jealousy oh god it burns. But he doesn't even know if he wants hatelove or lovelove with her! Well, no, he knows. He wants both.


So his answer is of COURSE to go up to Dave with a troll trashy romance novel in hand and explain the plot in great detail because it is totally relevant to their current situation.

And propose that basically when he and Terezi are in black romance Dave can have her red, and if/when Karkat and Terezi flip to red Dave and Terezi can, uh, take a break or something who even knows how the heck human romance works, and it's a staple of troll romance! it'll totally work! What do you mean you can't read alternian anyway I AM PREPARED TO READ IT OUTLOUD TO YOU IF THAT IS WHAT IT'LL TAKE.

and the cover. oh the cover. just look at the cover. i am slain.

DAVE: what is that huge beefcake troll even doing
DAVE: is he grinding against the little dudes shoulder what is even going on
DAVE: why the fuck is he nude


*deds forever*

So. No clue how Dave's going to react to that, he hasn't confirmed he even canonly liked Terezi romantically, save for a flirtatious smirk that was mostly happening to get Karkat to ragesplode. He might actually sink the Dave/Terezi side of this equation. Considering I don't ship Karkat/Terezi (can't figure out how it'd work especially from her end) and I DO ship Dave/Terezi, that would make me really sad. ... Though I did feel v. woes for Karkat talking to himself earlier about how much he wantneedloved Terezi and kind of wanted her in every quadrant like a desperate fool (T^T), I'd also be sad if he was entirely rejected.

So that kind of timeshare would already be epic awesome! (only ASK HER FIRST before sorting it out between yourselves, boys, okay D: but apart from that OH YES PLEASE)

... I also ship the FUCK out of Dave/Karkat.

:D :D :D

Quick, quick, someone guess where I'm going with it. I bet none of you guys will be able to figure it out.

Considering Hussie is a troll of the non-gray-skinned variety, it's likely this isn't going to be solved at all. That'd be super fine with me. But what I'm mostly hoping for following this update is an explosion of OT3 fanfics. Please, fandom. PLEASE. IF YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF PITY IN YOUR VEINS~ ;_____; Aaaahhhh.
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[personal profile] flourite_roses 2012-03-24 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm actually starting the Homestuck adventures due to your colorful writing of Karkat who is tots my type of cute in the fictional category and another real life friend who is also into Karkat that fandom recently. Also because Karkat is cute. Did I mention that before? Karkat is cute. And the human boys are adorable, also because so far I'm up to the part where they've just introduced Rose and she dropped John's copy of the game into a black bottomless pit and I don't know much of any other characters yet.

Relevance to your post: I found it funny and oh dear that conversation with Karkat YES DAVE AGREE TO GO WHERE IT WANTS YOU TO GO.
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[personal profile] flourite_roses 2012-03-25 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Question: Did you play the games John had in his library?? Cuz I'm like halfway (hopefully) through the prison game and why do his games never seem to endddddd? Wondering if it's like necessary to play through the games or not. (._.)
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[personal profile] flourite_roses 2012-03-25 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
I always had the suspicion it wasn't necessary but I thought ah heck let's just try. NUUUUUUUU MY WASTED TIME! The bard one was kinda cool though haha. It was also the shortest...
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[personal profile] edenfalling 2012-03-18 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Dave/Terezi/Karkat for the win!!!!! (Oh please, oh please, oh please...)

[identity profile] runespoor7.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Dave did say that Terezi and he "did stuff" (though okay since he's talking to Karkat it's possible he's trolling by saying "things" and meaning "building Can Town" instead of sloppy interspecies makeouts) or at least did "dates". So I think it's less not being interested by the possibility of makeouts with Terezi than horror about Karkat's verbal vomiting.

I'm angry at Karkat for making plans to share Terezi's flushed and caliginous affections without broaching the subject with her first, but he's such an adorable bundle of fail in this update it's like being angry at Zuko. Like being angry at an adorkable hurting puppy who's more furious at themselves than you could possibly be.


Also, I didn't think it was possible for Rose to get any more awesome, but I stand duly corrected. :D Rose: now having her girlfriend read her aloud Alternian porn. (Vriska and Rose and Terezi in Slytherin ftw.)
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[personal profile] edenfalling 2012-03-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
One thing I like about tonight's update (aside from the pure, concentrated hilarity, obvs.) is that Dave raises the whole "have you even asked Terezi about this before trying to write up a schedule with me?" thing. Dave can be a giant fuckass, but at least he has his priorities right on that issue. :D

(And yeah, Terezi probably wouldn't be very surprised. She's known Karkat for sweeps, after all, and this is classic Karkat 'open mouth, insert foot' behavior. *pets them all*)

[identity profile] joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god that cover. (I am reminded of the Garden "Karkat the angry barmaid" joke covers in your dA favorites.) But OH MY GOD THAT COVER. LOL.

[identity profile] acechan.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I nearly exploded from glee when I read that update. ...And I suspect Dave may also be on the verge of explosion, for a rather different reason. :D

I wonder how Karkat would/will react if/when he realizes that he's effectively doing his damnedest to find out if humans are if fact capable of blackrom right now.

Also, for now I'm giving Karkat the benefit of the doubt re: the whole doesn't-Terezi-get-a-say-in-this thing. After all, Dave is the one who obviously needs the twenty-minute presentation to get what the hell it is Karkat is actually proposing, so it's at least sort of logical for Karkat to pin Dave down about that first before letting Terezi lol in his face for like another twenty minutes bringing the idea to Terezi to see what she thinks about it.
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[identity profile] midget-arnold.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I just read the update and died of laughter. Dave's reaction when Karkat showed him that novel, oh man. I couldn't breathe, every time I'd read it again and it'd set me off. laughterglee describes it perfect.

Then I realized, holy smokes, that cover Asuka put on her blog! Is fandom psychic, or is it just you? :D

Also hoping for that explosion of OT3. Anytime now fandom, anytime now...

[identity profile] daemoninwhite.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
As soon as I read the update, I nearly died of laughter. It's just .... why did he even have it with him in the first place? where did he get it? so many questions.

As for Dave/Terezi/Karkat, I've only ever found two fics, both by RoachPatrol, who is amazing and fantastic and just plain awesome.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/175421

and

http://archiveofourown.org/works/201869

Then, of course, there's the pairing on a03, which is http://archiveofourown.org/works?utf8=%E2%9C%93&selected_tags%5Btags%5D%5B%5D=117807&selected_tags%5Btags%5D%5B%5D=233037&language_id=&boolean_type=and&commit=Filter+Works&tag_id=Homestuck but I actually haven't read many of these so I can't say what'd be good or not....

You probably don't need me to spoonfeed you in this, orz.

[identity profile] tanukyle.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Merlin lurking icon is damn awesome.

[identity profile] q99.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
-Kishi I am so sorry I doubted you over Tsunade. Not only did she heal and counterattack like a boss,-

Seriously, it was like, "Tsunade Smash! Tsunade chop! Did you just miss the part about uber healing jutsu, punk?"

She even took that susano'o thrown tomoe thing and just laughed it off like a tank.

If Madara didn't have his fancy Rinnegans, he'd be well dead-again by now.

On the clones, I wanna see Mei Terumi let loose on them. Sure, she's been providing anti-fire jutsu support for awhile, but she's been getting less cool-moments than the others.

[identity profile] vehrec.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you see the LOOK on Rose's face before she flashstepped out of here with that boo-

Wait, Rose can Flashstep now? Huh. I thought that was a thing that was possible, didn't know it would actually happen.

[identity profile] tanukyle.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I know the look on her face was so awesome. XD

[identity profile] vehrec.livejournal.com 2012-03-18 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh-oh my. Is that alien porn? Overwritten, purple prose alien porn?

Yes.

Fuck Yes.

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes."
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[personal profile] edenfalling 2012-03-19 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Have you seen tonight's update??? It gets even funnier, which I would not have thought was possible. :D

[identity profile] lisa-telramor.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
And now Dave has decided to mess with Karkat rather than keep losing his cool. Way to gain back control of the situation Dave. Heh. ^_^

[identity profile] vehrec.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I will have you know that my father HATES it with a burning passion when I start laughing at things on the internet, because it just starts rolling out and I keep reading and chuckling and guffawing like an idiot, and for that reason he would hate this update if he knew about it.

That is all.
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[personal profile] edenfalling 2012-03-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
It is the ultimate riddle. :-)

[identity profile] tanukyle.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
HOW CAN THEY NOT SERIOUSLY

Also I'm writing d/k/t for you.

Happy unbirthday.
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[identity profile] midget-arnold.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Is not shipping them even possible? (I think I hurt something laughing.)

[identity profile] tanukyle.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Impossibly yet TRUE.

[identity profile] semi-anon.livejournal.com 2012-03-19 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Karkat/Terezi/Dave is my new other OT3. It would be the BEST. Ahhhhh so many possibilities! So many beautiful possibilities!

[identity profile] silverkiiri.livejournal.com 2012-03-22 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes more Dave/Karkat/Terezi! More amazingly awesomely snarky and rough threesome please! More Dave <3< Karkat is great on its own of course... (This is all I do all day: read hot alien smut and wait for updates.)