Meme!

[askerian]

I should be writing but I can't decide what to write on. You guys know what this means! :D


Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

Knowing me someone might win the Asuka-lottery and it might end up being a whole epic in four books, each of which comes complete with three sidefics each, but. Yeah. Drabble length's the goal.



in LJ related news, I'm on Dreamwidth. Same account name everyhere.
(I don't really want to discuss it, it's been discussed everywhere on my Flist in the last days, but just in case some people haven't heard about it yet: new comment pages suck blahblah when given criticism about said pages person in charge's reply was basically a hahaha deal with it blahblah some people are having their automatic payments renewed without their knowledge please check yours blahblah.

It really sucks that this is all happening now because I was really starting to miss my 130+ icons (how do people DEAL with only thirty of them XD) but I really don't want to give 'em money at the moment. >___> My paid account runs out in may, I'll see whether I'm still annoyed by that point. Then again ads annoy me more. Dilemma.

I don't think I'll leave LJ, though, if only because it's really easy to crosspost from DW and my f-list is much bigger on LJ. The two sites are pretty much duplicates, except DW is also MUCH better tagged. I uh, went kinda tag-happy. Just a bit.)

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[elalmadelmar]

Huzzah, more friends on DW!

Mmm, story you haven't written. Can it be in one of your established universes?

[askerian]

... Oh hell, why not. Just for you! >_____>

[book_people]

Why am I posting this on dreamwidth? The mind boggles. u.u;;

Merry Christmas, hon! Let's see, a story you haven't written... hmm...
How about Naruto canon-verse, the inevitable parallel to VotE and/or wave arc? Alternately, a fic in which Karkat suddenly finds himself the center of blatant romantic attention from absolutely everyone in Homestuck. Including the dead trolls. And Jack. XDDDD

this is stupid XD;;;;

[askerian]

"...and then I turn around to thank Jack for saving my ass -- shut up, i DO know how to thank people when I gogdamn well have to, and with Jack you REALLY have to -- and then he turns around from that huge pile of dead trolls on the ground who were supposed to be dead to start with anyway, seriously what am I, shuffling undead rotting creature bait, and then leans in and he says, you bleed pretty.

"And THAT is why I punched you in the face when you woke me up. Here is my apology, okay it was ridiculous of my subconscious to even believe for one second that even one person would pursue me half that intensely -- I mean, I'm ME -- but I still somehow figured it was a stupid dream too late, all hail Past Me's ridiculous ego. But anyway you shouldn't have been in my face, seriously what would you have done if I'd decided to bite instead, mush-for-brain?

"... Egbert? Why are you leaning in?

"Egbert, what the fuck -- hey, you're in my personal space here, can't you see the signs, property of Karkat Vantas, trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again-- Egbert!"

"I'd have bitten back, of course," John purrs, and leans in to close the last inches of distance.

Karkat flails his way off the bed. Thump. John fails to start laughing; actually he crawls his way to the edge of the bed and looks down at Karkat like he's thinking about pouncing, all dreamy and heavy-lidded and much too intent. Okay wake up wake up NOW YOU CAN WAKE UP thinks Karkat to himself, but instead the door opens.

The TimeDouche leans in. "Heard a noise. You throwing around sacks of potatoes?"

He looks normal, that is to say, exactly identical to pretty much always. Surely John will give up his stupid joke now his friend is here. Strider looks like he doesn't give a fuck, even as he steps up, even as he looks down at him. His eyebrow arches.

"... oh hey Vantas."

A slow head tilt. A mouth opening in preparation for a -- for once welcomed -- stupid 'sick burn'.

"... You look pretty nice flat on your back."

As he backpedals toward the closest wall Karkat screeches in horror, and then realizes too late that he probably attracted the attention of every human and troll in earshot.

[sister_dear]

Technically you haven't written anything for that awesome genderbent Cloud and Sephiroth picture you drew, right? >.>

[rayemars]

SECONDING THIS

OT - Naruto 568

[luvsanime02]

Really OT here, but if you haven't read the newest chapter of Naruto, get your butt on it Asuka, 'cause trust me when I say, you'll want to read it ^__^

Stupid Livejournal was being a pain, so I just came over here instead. So handy, lol.

Re: OT - Naruto 568

[askerian]

I saw it. XD; apart from the naruto of the beasts act the chapter was kinda yawn for me. I want naruto to deal with kyuubi, not other demons! also the kyuubi's name thing is giving me yuyu hakusho pings, i'm not sure i want it in my headcanon. XD;;;

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Anything DCMK! :D

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Ok, ok, details... uh. Boypile, and... hm, let's go seasonal. Xmas Eve is a major date night in Japan. Hijinks are welcome.

[shewhoflies.livejournal.com]

Damn LJ. I don't wanna move, mostly because I'm lazy, but at the same time LJ sometimes makes me worried. If I lost all my entries I'd probably not write again for years and years.

As for the meme, hmmmm... this is really hard!

Okay, I just cheated by looking through the nearest books and choosing a theme. If you dislike high-sea and navy and piracy, tell me and I'll pick something else.

As for the combinations, I'm pretty damn sure Naruto has to be a pirate. Sasuke is probably in the navy.

...Sakura is Sasuke's dainty-delicate fiancee who was kidnapped and he's determined to save her. Except she had all sorts of adventures at high sea, came into her own as a person, learned to drink and fight and became a kickass healer/doctor-thingy, and is very conflicted because she kinda misses her old life but not that much and at the same time she's content with her new one and knows she can't fit them both in. *...bricked*

...Hrmmmm. Naruto is a very good friend of hers, whatever else their relationship might be like. She occasionally asks him for Sasuke-related news and he tends to oblige her. By disguising himself and getting the news himself.

(Oh, and this is a magic-AU where some ships are ridiculously fast.)

[askerian]

... damn, that's almost the whole story right there. XD

--

Of course she misses you, but she doesn't want to see you, had said the pirate, all easy apologetic grins and firmly held pistols. What the hell did that even mean?

(inside he feared he knew, that she had been defiled, tortured out of true, made dirty by the touch of ... he didn't want to think about that, but his parents did, he knew; when the ransom talks failed they were the ones who urged him to give up on her, that she was too dirty for him now. He would never agree with that; no matter what she would be the little girl who never gave up on him when he tried his best to force her away. It was his turn to return the favor.)

The pirate was good at being sneaky as he escaped back to his ship, but Sasuke was in great shape and still young enough to remember where all the good climbing trees and shortcuts were in the town, so it wasn't difficult to trail him. He was going to find Sakura, and he was going to take her back from those monsters, and he didn't care if his parents or Sakura themselves said she was too broken for him now; they'd leave town, go on a cruise, anywhere but here.

But when he saw her standing on the bowsprit, one hand barely bothering to trail on the nearest rope for balance, bare feet planted wide apart on the narrow wood beam, she didn't look like anyone who needed rescue for anything at all, her and her cocked hips in men's breeches and the cutlass at her belt and her glorious hair hacked off at the neck, flying in the sea wind.

And then of course while he was distracted the blond man slipped behind him and knocked him out.

[inverts.livejournal.com]

I'm also inverts on Dreamwidth, I haven't used it yet but I made it as a backup.


Also hurrah, meme! 8D

The fandom is Homestuck (nobody is surprised):
Karkat and John are being complete failures in the bedroom, and Terezi invites herself in to show them how it's done. Somehow she winds up sticking around for the long haul. XDb

... XD;

[askerian]

Sorry, couldn't manage it seriously. XD;
--

"Jegus on a flying purple musclebeast, Terezi, I refuse to practice on a doll first -- ow!"

"Tsk, tsk. I have the biggest phallic implement. I make the rules."

"A cane doesn't count! Egbert--"

"Um, sorry, buddy, but seeing how you bit right through poor Senator Lemonsnout I'm starting to think maybe it's not a bad idea."

"She shouldn't have gagged me with the stupid thing! I didn't want it in my mouth, I bit down, that's natural, don't tell me you wouldn't do the same. I couldn't breathe! ... Anyway unless humans are a lot more fucked up than they seem at first glance, which would be difficult considering how ridiculously put together you look, I doubt your bulge is made of plush."

"Pff, well actually--"

"Prankster's gambit in bed equals the couch, Egbert, the couch forever and ever, untold eons of cockblocking and aching backs."

"Hm. I must regretfully admit that you have a maybe not entirely bad point regarding the appropriateness of a plush surrogate."

"Oh, thank you, Neophyte Pyrope, maganimous of you to admit--"

"So I'll go ask Dave for one of his brother's sex puppets!"

"Um, on second thought, Karkat... what do you say we go play videogames."

[ravelqueen.livejournal.com]

because there is nothing that delights me quite as much as your Heero:

the one where he goes to high school/college after the war (and either horrifies everyone or is instantly the new darling, YOU DECIDE!^^....could also be your girl!Heero, because she is beyond awesome)

happy holidays!

goddamn I didn't know which to choose!

[askerian]

Heero could have gotten all her credits online. She could have hacked herself a degree or three, actually. She's here at school mostly for the taste of normal life, the apparently much-needed socialization.

"But isn't Heero a guy's name? I didn't know it was unisex."

"It isn't."

She doesn't want to bother tracking the lies she tells, and she's testing how accepted she'll be if she answers candidly.

"... Oh. Heh. So why'd your parents--"

"My parents didn't name me that."

"What did they name you?"

"I don't know."

"So who did name you?"

"That's classified."

They think she's joking and snicker, though it's more of a polite laugh than a truly amused one.

On her most frustrating days, where the culture gap is more of a chasm, she tells herself she's learning only in order to blend easier later on. Because she isn't blending now.

Apparently she's cute, though, which means the guys cut her a lot of slack. Until she started beating them at basketball. She has stopped playing now. Mostly she jogs and climbs; the university has a pretty good wall and the grounds sprawl far enough.

Today is a good day, though, because Relena is in town to see her, so when classmates invite her for drinks Relena comes with. They stare at her a bit, ask her if she knows how much she looks like... and she smiles and introduces herself as Dorothy Catalonia, and Heero smile to herself and thinks how long it's been since the last time she went by Duo or Trowa.

It's not as hard to relax with her so-called peers when there's someone here to translate for her, to grease the wheels so the interaction goes smooth, to show her how it's supposed to go, getting to know new people. But Relena has always been a good teacher that way.

(Though she never did manage to get Heero to pluck her brows.)

[kraziekatlord.livejournal.com]

Hmm.... I'm on a weird kick. Perhaps GW folk wind up in an Avatar: Last Airbender verse somehow? I love weird mash ups like that and I'd love to see Sokka and Quatre exchange tips over being 'the idea guy.' Or Mai and Trowa having tea and reigning in Duo and Ty Lee.

On the LJ front, I really have no opinion, cause I don't pay for mine, but really, the whole "service" side of the upgrade sucks, yanno? You don't just blindly update, and then go "LOL, 2 bad, suk it up! LOL!".... and that hurt to type like that.

Anyways, Merry Christmas and hope you get some juices flowing!

[askerian]

Sorry, an alternate universe fusion style crossover is one thing but my brain just stalls on trying to imagine canon!gboys somehow managing to get into Avatar. And even if I try to ignore that, the characters just aren't talking with each other at all. Sorry. .__.

And yeah, the customer service bit is really... grargh. That's what pisses me off the most, I think.

merry christmas to you too, hon!

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

That one fic where Zack, Sephiroth, Cloud, and Aeris live in their own house and argue about petty things like doing the dishes and making the bed, and leaving towels on the floor, and which of them really gave Aeris that one scarf that brings out her eyes, because they really can't remember.

damn, even their arguments are adorable and not that full of actual arguing

[askerian]

"You don't like cats?" Aeris asks, with her eyes huge and sad. Zack shrugs.

"Honestly, not really."

"More of a dog person, hm?"

"Not even. Not a pet person at all, sorry babe. And it's not like we need the company, we're four in this house, it's never empty. It's a lot of work and honestly I don't see a point."

Aeris looks heartbroken. "So you're voting against?" She turns to Cloud, who shrugs and scratches the back of his neck.

"We did have cats back home, but they were outdoor cats. Fed them a bit in winter but otherwise they were just there to catch mice in the barn."

"Don't tell me you never pet one!"

"Well. Yes, I did, though most outside cats aren't really big on it. And I'm not saying I don't want a cat, it's just... I don't especially not don't want one. Er. Okay, that's too many negatives in this sentence. I mean, I could live with one, but I don't miss it either."

Aeris slumps. One for -- that's her -- one against, and one voting blank. And considering who the last vote belongs to...

She turns around to find their fourth, who got up a minute ago to follow the kitten and make sure she didn't destroy anything, or pee on the floor, or shed in inconvenient places.

He's coming back from the kitchen, a tabby ball of fluff cradled against his bare throat, little head butting against the underside of his chin, tiny paws tangled in silver hair, and kneading like crazy.

He's smiling.

"Hm?" he says, looking up, when he realizes they're all watching him. "I was looking into appropriate milk substitutions. Looks like we can make do with -- what is it?"

Zack is groaning. Cloud sighs, exchanges looks with him and Aeris, and then capitulates. "Can I still change my vote?"

"Traitor," Zack mutters, but the corner of his mouth is smiling. Aeris is too busy melting with cute to tease him. "Okay, fine, but it does not get to go into the bedroom!"

--

Before the week is out Felis Fluffinus Adorabilis (Fluff for short, and Fluff-for-Brains for longer short) has established her bed of choice as being Zack's pillow, of course.

[phoenix-melody.livejournal.com]

I'm on an ATLA kick since I've been working on my rewatch. Gimme post-confrontation-with-his-dad!Zuko plotting to find his mother (he got some tidbits of info, but not much) whilst dealing with a noble class that isn't exactly happy with their new Firelord. Bonus points for assassination attempts and Mai/Katara/Sokka/Toph being awesome.

[ph34r-t3h-qu33n.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...if the Naruto world had daemons? Mostly for the background of how villagers would judge Naruto's (if he even has one,) how everybody's would interact or give their emotions away, and how they deal with it in the field.

[(Anonymous)]

lol tu vas m'étrangler XD Quelques mots sur la suite de Gigolo!
k008 <3

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

will keep it shortish because this texting thing is obnoxious. better commenty things later. but since i'm replaying ffvii and think of you frequently while sorting my materia...

however many years in the future, cloud has left his mark on the memory of the planet in the form of a summon materia. he's never going to live down that wallmarket fiasco, is he?

[explodingfrogs.livejournal.com]

Homestuck fusion. Gundamstuck, Ninjastuck, Benderstuck, Materiastuck, Cerclestuck, Mermaidstuck, it matters not--but there's definitely lots of hemospectrum/trollmance shenanigans.

[lurker-lost.livejournal.com]

The one where Ino has to extract sensitive information from the target's mind using her clan jutsu! Sakura helps.

OR

A Gundam Wing character crashes on Liadan's planet.

[luvsanime02.livejournal.com]

No idea why this, and feel free to ignore, but ... Neji/Naruto/Hinata. Hyuuga Clan supports Naruto's bid for Rokudaime, or maybe just a new law being passed? Hmmm...

[q99.livejournal.com]

The story where Ino abuses her clan jutsu by using it on her friends in inappropriate ways, and gets caught!

[askerian]

x__x sorry, I can't figure out anything that doesn't end up rapey and unforgivable abuse of trust, and my Ino isn't stupid enough not to have learned about ethical uses of her power. I mean, there's using it on enemies, and there's using it nonconsensually on friends, and idk, it goes to bad places in my head that I don't want to write. I think there must be ways to make it funny and not that bad instead of creepydark but the bunnies don't give me anything else. Guhh.

[nemi-chan.livejournal.com]

Ancient books are found from the Sage's time and everyone assumes them to be historical texts.

Obviously Kurama is Kurama.

EDIT: Let me explain. They find YYH, they think it's a historical document, it's not. They, or some one, thinks that the Kyubii is Kurama. He's not. And is possibly insulted, (or wants to know what manga volume it is, because his collection is missing bits...)

[red-volpe.livejournal.com]

hmmmmm. This is a very interesting meme. (ILOVEIT)
Let's go with a Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles themed Naruto shall we?
Basically, if you don't know TRC, it's a dimension-hopping theme, with the protagonists jumping from magical-desert-kingdom to super!high-tech-future to postapocalyptic-acid rain!desert-
you get the drift.
Two main charas, lovey-dovey, one kinda...loses her soul? and the other is sent to the witch of dimensions to go around and collecting soul-feather things. The witch sends him along with two helpers, and they go rpg-style.
I was thinking Sasuke as the soul-losing royalty (snicker) and Naruto as the poor orphan hero who helps him, Sakura and Kakashi as the helpers the witch sends.
Too detailed? ^^;

Possible Fics!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

"Kiss me!" NejiNaru, Theme: Taking Chances :)

Re: Possible Fics!!!!

[azrealryryko.livejournal.com]

I just read your Temeraire/Gundam stuff, in in particular, a poster's comment who linked to a 16 page work filled with a minature encyclopedia for _Dragons._

Neji on a dragon, please. I bet he'd love that. Or Sasuke or the fox demon if you can't find a Neji in your heart!