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askerian ([personal profile] askerian) wrote2011-07-05 09:29 pm
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And now, a meme.

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic, and I had to write you one story, what would you request? Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

[identity profile] joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, I don't have you chained up in my attic? :P

[identity profile] fateofshadow.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*Starts polishing the chains and barring the attic windows before realising the scenario is rhetorical* Damn.

More of that GW/FFVII crossover, especially filling in the gaps before everyone met up again. Plus some Quatre and Trowa in Gaia, though I know you're not keen on them... did you write them into that story at all? I need to hunt that story down for a reread.

[identity profile] salmastryon.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a really tough question... when I start thinking about it there are so many options. I'm going to stick with the first thing that popped into my head though. DBZ fic. :)

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(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had you chained up in my attic, I wouldn't bother with a new fic, I'd just make you write Teamwork and Tripletsverse until I'm caught up enough with Detective Conan to read those fics. :P

[identity profile] flowerflute.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
An Earth King/Professor Zei romantic epic. My ship gets no love.
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[identity profile] meanne77.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
J'aurais plutôt tendance à te faire dessiner :p

(Anonymous) 2011-07-05 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Teamwork with female!Sasuke and male!Naruto and male!Sakura! Sasuke's the only one pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. I'd be really interested in their team dynamics. *hopefully lays out carots for bunny*

[identity profile] hitori-toshiro.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Cercles de silence XD

(Avoue que tu ne t'y attendais pas à celle-là)

[identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be torn between more DCMK swingersverse and more Zack-stealing-all-the-kids-verse, both of which I love desperately.

[identity profile] nemi-chan.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I-I don't know.

Something epic long so I get to keep you longer? Or would I just pet and primp you and force you to beta my shit?

[identity profile] komorin.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, let me think~ *___*

I don't think I'd make you write anything, but I really, really love the idea of you writing a Code Geass fic. (So many damn adorable/angsty/cute/hot ships of up to five people[and I know you wouldn't fail any of that], and the characters and and and-) So I guess I'd, uh, make you watch the series and do my best to help the bunnies? ,__,

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[identity profile] mika-kun.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Certain Values of Immortality. Instead of soothing my need for a fix of this Joisbishmyoga's Eiichi stuff only made me want to see how Conan and Kaito got into their co-parent grove.

[identity profile] sohaliatalitha.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I would make you write Reborn fic. :3

Either that or make you revisit that old itasasu fic where Sasuke is staking out a bar itachi happens to be stuck visiting. In fact, any itasasu fic.

It would be a comfy attic, and the choice of food and drink would be yours. Come anytime you want, I'm only across the channel CB

[identity profile] heeroluva.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Gundam Wing/The Sentinel crossover :)

[identity profile] mya-in-ab.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You were one of the first long-fic GW I ever read, so...I'd want my Garou happily after. [hides face in shame; it sounds so stoopid] It's all the little questions, you know? How'd Duo finally turn (probably not another accident), how things worked out war-wise for the world, how/if the five of them stayed close after everyone's butts were kicked, etc. I tried to write in GW-verse one time, but I just can't get them to sound in character!

Alternately, wasn't there a DCMK sniplet of Conan getting "caught" having killed a pedophile?
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[personal profile] percygranger 2011-07-06 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I second DCMK framed!Conan (or, hey, killer!Conan) so hard. With the smartness and the evil...yes.

[identity profile] moonylala.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Got to be the Crossed Wires fic first and foremost, because I loved that one, and then a continuation of the little fic you had where Naruto challenges the council for Sasuke and then Sasuke becomes part of Naruto's family. Basically anything with Naruto and Sasuke together.

[identity profile] just-shai.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I am biting my kinky tongue SO HARD. *will NOT sexually harass her favorite writer!*
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[personal profile] tephra 2011-07-05 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Crossed Wires. And because I know it has blocked you badly, and I'm a benevolent captor, I will allow your to write anything else that comes to mind. You just don't get out until Cross Wires is done. *MUAHAHAHAHA!* >;D

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[identity profile] q99.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'd have you write a long maleHinata/femaleNaruto fic ^^

[identity profile] skellywag.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure I've mentioned this before at some point, or something like it, but Saki-chan universe in which we get to see what Kakashi thinks about all this noise. (Bc even if Naruto and Sasuke manage to keep things secret, Kakashi was there for the beginning of it and I bet he would still KNOW THINGS.) AND MAYBE ITACHI'S REACTION OH GOD. I did try to write that myself but I ended up very unhappy with my efforts which leads me to believe I am much happier just watching you play in the sandbox rather than trying to join you and getting sand in unfortunate places.

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[identity profile] kylara.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, you must be feeling masochistic today! It probably gets really warm up there during summer, but I'd provide a steady supply of cold water in a safe plastic sippy cup.

ItaSasu, pre-massacre or high school AU. Alternately, more Crossed Wires.

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[identity profile] sour-idealist.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Eight gajillion words of Tifa/Aerith, basically.

(Anonymous) 2011-07-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
An everything crossover.

In a world where daemon-souls are the norm, James and Breanna run into a vampire who's trying to train his little brother to be a proper bodyguard. Suddenly, Kyuubi and Naru from triplet-verse show up and try to get Sasuke to go back with them by porning over him (and probably Itachi when they realize it'd be more impossible to break them apart than it would be to get them cleared as traitors in the village.)Teamwork-Sakura shows up pursuing Kyuubi and everybody has a baby moment. Locker-Room-Therapy Naruto wanders through and promptly wanders back out again when seeing his "uncle" making out with Sakura and what looks like his female twin.

Then a Firestone from a nearby museum goes missing, which wouldn't be a big deal except it reportedly has the power to destroy monsters and demons (not daemons, thank goodness, though everyone probably freaks out a little over the idea.) Who stole the gem? And which TWO Arthur Doyle-inspired detectives should show up to try to solve the crime? And guess what secret organization is hot on the smaller one's under-aged heels? But more importantly, are shinigami obligated to kill vampires, who are technically dead? And can they be bothered to check the rule book with their awkward teenage threesome distracting them?

Meanwhile, Breanna, James, and Watson get popcorn.

[identity profile] kiwi-socks.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
A crossover that takes all your original fiction and at least one continuum from each of your fandoms (Like Teamwork or Saki-chan) and EVERYTHING EVER, 10k word limit, you exam starts in 1 hour and you have 4 hours to write.

...Uh. I mean. I seriously have no idea what you would never write orz

...Rukia's big brother's reaction to "The Closet"? Drunk!Itachi talking to Sakura's tummy?

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[identity profile] melissa fluckiger (from livejournal.com) 2011-07-06 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
FF7 Daemon-verse. Please oh please.

Though perhaps I'd chain you to the guest bedroom instead of the attic so you could have nice air conditioning. And I'd give you an endless supply of yummy cookies, ice cream, etc. :D

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