(naruto) episodes rant

So! been a while since I did a "OMG FILLER WTF" rant. Well... there's a reason. A very shameful reason.

Alas! I was finally vanquished... by a crime against canon so foul, my spirit couldn't go on.

I am talking, yes, about the heinous monstrosity known as Shino laughing. Laughing his ass off. And making childish jokes. Of his own volition. *shudder* (though his "tell anyone and die" made me blink a bit and wonder when canon!Shino had found a second to cameo in that debacle.) Since then, I haven't been able to do more than glance at the next episodes.

... I think my magical power of turning horror into snark has been overloaded.

*crawls off to die in the faraway cemetery of snarky fans*


The following arc has Naruto (AKA spazzy, bratty cretin), Hinata (AKA spineless lackey-sue) and Chouji (AKA cow-brained fatass) as a team. =_= haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Why do I still religiously download this shit? oh wait, i know. a shameful hope for a bizarro!sasuke cameo. though that doesn't sound likely, it's barely if they seem to remember that there was a plot anymore.

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Still too hot to write. My plotbunnies are more like fishies right now. Fishies that I can see shimmer in the depths, but whenever I manage to catch one, it ends up flopping uselessly around for a few minutes and then dying a slow, suffocating death.

And the river of my imagination doesn't even have the decency to be cold.

*glares up at the clouds* bastards won't break today, either.

( so here's a sorta teamworky unfinished-sketch-thing, possibly AU and ridiculously sappy )