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(naruto) episodes rant
So! been a while since I did a "OMG FILLER WTF" rant. Well... there's a reason. A very shameful reason.
Alas! I was finally vanquished... by a crime against canon so foul, my spirit couldn't go on.
I am talking, yes, about the heinous monstrosity known as Shino laughing. Laughing his ass off. And making childish jokes. Of his own volition. *shudder* (though his "tell anyone and die" made me blink a bit and wonder when canon!Shino had found a second to cameo in that debacle.) Since then, I haven't been able to do more than glance at the next episodes.
... I think my magical power of turning horror into snark has been overloaded.
*crawls off to die in the faraway cemetery of snarky fans*
The following arc has Naruto (AKA spazzy, bratty cretin), Hinata (AKA spineless lackey-sue) and Chouji (AKA cow-brained fatass) as a team. =_= haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Why do I still religiously download this shit?oh wait, i know. a shameful hope for a bizarro!sasuke cameo. though that doesn't sound likely, it's barely if they seem to remember that there was a plot anymore.
Alas! I was finally vanquished... by a crime against canon so foul, my spirit couldn't go on.
I am talking, yes, about the heinous monstrosity known as Shino laughing. Laughing his ass off. And making childish jokes. Of his own volition. *shudder* (though his "tell anyone and die" made me blink a bit and wonder when canon!Shino had found a second to cameo in that debacle.) Since then, I haven't been able to do more than glance at the next episodes.
... I think my magical power of turning horror into snark has been overloaded.
*crawls off to die in the faraway cemetery of snarky fans*
The following arc has Naruto (AKA spazzy, bratty cretin), Hinata (AKA spineless lackey-sue) and Chouji (AKA cow-brained fatass) as a team. =_= haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
Why do I still religiously download this shit?
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Do you like flowers? I'll bring some to put on your grave.
/mourns
*sad face*
I feel like an idiot each and every week I download, hoping, praying, close to seeling my sould to Satan for a pack of twix and Part 2 Naruto eps.
;_; *cuddlespetshugs*
One day I will be rid of this festering twitch.
But... atleast it isn't as bad as the Raiga/Curry of Life Arc...
Now that was horrible
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Seeling= SellingSould= SoulRe: *sad face*
*exit teh lame*
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I'm so waiting for the death god to make a killer bastardized appearance into the Naruto filler for a halloween special...
Death-God: I bring Yondaime candy corn, and Sandiame chocolated covered moneky butts... mmm
Random Genin: Wow... hey... why does this monkey butt smell like butt?? o_o
Death-God: You don't eat that damn candy, you little brat, I'll bastardize your character in filler eps... by evil, I'll do it! O_O
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Seriously, the Naruto Halloween Special:
Naruto isn't afraid of anything! Or is he? Find out, when Sakura, *randomy inserted person of like age*, and Naruto battle the Ghost of the Haunted Apartment in Naruto Episode 2XX: Oh no Sakura-chan! Please don't hit me. I might like it next time, and I think we're being watched!
It will be an episode to top all other episodes, and will include exactly 5.3 random appearances by Sasuke, not necessarily in context. Yondaime's hand will also be present, to rest on Naruto's shoulder during a time of Intense Need © - this rumor has not yet been proven or disproven.
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How Could you!?
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Can you ever forgive me? CAN YOU? *fals to knees, begging please, eating something tasty*
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Rasengan and Kage Bunshin has been made into the Bitch of all Filelr Episodes...
There isn't a day that will go by now whether reading a manga chapter or watching canon eps, when you don't image Rasengan or Kage Bunshin bent over a table, squealing like a pig...
YOu are forgiven.
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And I miss Kakashi. Where are you man?
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... wow, does this mean that a filler!character is actually acting canon?
:chokes on soda:
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yousomeone specifically tells me it's safe. So I am left with rewatching old eps to get my fix... I'm starting to seriously consider downloading the manga, but I haven't gotten quite desperate enough to get off my ass and do it yet.no subject
Heehee
the truthwhat I think?The apeople in charge of the show have a bet with Kishimoto. They're betting him that they can get an army of angry fans to storm the studio before he can get them to storm his house.
I'm serious.
Everything fits if you think of it that way. Crappy fillers lately, crappy manga lately, everything we held dear about the manga being
reamed in the assbutchered.It's all true.
D=
It makes me feel so left out, because everyone talks about the fillers and the wtfness, and I have no clue. Shino laughing = never happening in a million years.
So I don't care if people say the manga chapters have been bad lately (I don't see it anyway, I'm thoroughly enjoying myself). I just laugh and tell them the anime is far worse right now.
...forgive me for talking your ear off. -goes to crawl back inside her hole-
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and done and burned and ripped apart and trampled and buried in a pit twenty feet deepby now. WHERE'S MY TIMESKIP GAARA?!!!!no subject
That Sexy Sexy Coat.... :(