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Monthly word count - September
TOTAL: 4809 and this time i didn't forget any of them. maaan wow.
I plotted quite a bit, some of it on fic i'm never gonna write of course but some i'm gonna use nicely, so hey, no shame, self.
POSTED: nothin!
WIP
-madatobi oh damn a baby :( ABO fic (111 words)
-madatobi tobirama fucks with the timeline for brothers and profit (59 words)
-madatobiizu ABO fraternal poly Cherry Wine chapter. uh. either 5 or 6 depends on where i cut it (3029 words)
-bleach grimmichihimenel suburban ot4 (1610 words)
teasers:
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cherry wine
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Izuna went back to his browsing, pointedly ignoring Daichi as he paid for the trinket and stomped out.
Not two seconds later Higashi was sidling up to him, doing a fairly good job of pretending to be interested in Izuna's finds. Izuna obligingly shifted aside to invite more closeness, showing her a particularly gorgeous damasked bolt of silk.
"Begging your pardon, Izuna-sama, I'm a peasant who knows nothing..."
"You're not a peasant, you're an Uchiha, but do go on."
"Heh, alright. Is this a succession issue?" she asked frankly, and her fingers flickered; assassination risks?
Izuna snorted. "Not a real one. Our ancestor was born later, but there were issues of temperament judged unsuitable for war and their father was very clear who she wanted to succeed her. The time to contest this was three generations ago."
Higashi still looked perturbed. "Ah. Thank you for explaining, Izuna-sama."
"But?"
"... Does his uncle know that?"
... Yes, that was a question Izuna had also pondered.
"No offense meant, but -- you still don't have heirs."
"We do, actually, he just doesn't like it." Tsuru, Kagami and Tama were a concubine's grandchildren, but that didn't make them illegitimate. Their mother had been Izuna's father's cousin, so they were much more closely related than Yoritomo or Daichi anyway; and if Madara managed to die without reproducing they would do very well. But Izuna didn't add anything else to the topic. The children were too young to protect themselves, so it wasn't public knowledge outside of the Council of Elders and was going to stay that way--
Raised voices outside.
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suburban ot4
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Cat bastard: and who might YOU be
Cat bastard: also are you single???
Me: ...
Me: 1) i'm married 2) grimmjow is gonna murderize you for taking his phone and then he'll be out of a job
Me: caring more about him losing his job right now tbh so please get out of his photos
Cat bastard: YOU DICK
Me: i care about people when they don't implicate me in their own murder investigation
Cat bastard: HEY you're not hot enough to be sicuyqil bmksht,
Me: rip
Cat bastard: ASSHOLE
Cat bastard: holy shit holy shit call the cops he's gonna break down the bathroom door THATS THE LADIES ROOM HE CANT DO THAT
Me: Oh No Officer He Was With Me All Day
Cat bastard: THATS NOT FUNNY
Me: slip him the phone under the door and play dead?
Me: wait, that's for bears.
Me: rip.
Cat bastard: i hate youuuu i hate you i hate you you fucking dick you entrapped me with your abs
Cat bastard: i'm gonna slip him the phone but i want you to know i will NEVER forgive you
Me: as long as you don't rise as an angry ghost that's not gonna be a big problem for me tbh
Me: he strikes me as the kind of guy who's smart enough to mind his fingerprints
Me: hey, pervy thief-san?
Cat bastard: glad you have faith in me.
Cat bastard: you don't gotta waste an alibi, she ain't dead
Cat bastard: yet.
Me: k good
Me: soooo
Me: when did you get pics of me that she could judge my abs on
Cat bastard: when i suplexed you head first into the couch & you got stuck.
Cat bastard: did you honestly not notice
Me: well fuck you too. >_>
Cat bastard: kurosaki, you're married. i ain't that kind of lady.
Me: okay never mind. hey officer, he's right there, yes, that's the guy.
I plotted quite a bit, some of it on fic i'm never gonna write of course but some i'm gonna use nicely, so hey, no shame, self.
POSTED: nothin!
WIP
-madatobi oh damn a baby :( ABO fic (111 words)
-madatobi tobirama fucks with the timeline for brothers and profit (59 words)
-madatobiizu ABO fraternal poly Cherry Wine chapter. uh. either 5 or 6 depends on where i cut it (3029 words)
-bleach grimmichihimenel suburban ot4 (1610 words)
teasers:
--
cherry wine
--
Izuna went back to his browsing, pointedly ignoring Daichi as he paid for the trinket and stomped out.
Not two seconds later Higashi was sidling up to him, doing a fairly good job of pretending to be interested in Izuna's finds. Izuna obligingly shifted aside to invite more closeness, showing her a particularly gorgeous damasked bolt of silk.
"Begging your pardon, Izuna-sama, I'm a peasant who knows nothing..."
"You're not a peasant, you're an Uchiha, but do go on."
"Heh, alright. Is this a succession issue?" she asked frankly, and her fingers flickered; assassination risks?
Izuna snorted. "Not a real one. Our ancestor was born later, but there were issues of temperament judged unsuitable for war and their father was very clear who she wanted to succeed her. The time to contest this was three generations ago."
Higashi still looked perturbed. "Ah. Thank you for explaining, Izuna-sama."
"But?"
"... Does his uncle know that?"
... Yes, that was a question Izuna had also pondered.
"No offense meant, but -- you still don't have heirs."
"We do, actually, he just doesn't like it." Tsuru, Kagami and Tama were a concubine's grandchildren, but that didn't make them illegitimate. Their mother had been Izuna's father's cousin, so they were much more closely related than Yoritomo or Daichi anyway; and if Madara managed to die without reproducing they would do very well. But Izuna didn't add anything else to the topic. The children were too young to protect themselves, so it wasn't public knowledge outside of the Council of Elders and was going to stay that way--
Raised voices outside.
--
suburban ot4
--
Cat bastard: and who might YOU be
Cat bastard: also are you single???
Me: ...
Me: 1) i'm married 2) grimmjow is gonna murderize you for taking his phone and then he'll be out of a job
Me: caring more about him losing his job right now tbh so please get out of his photos
Cat bastard: YOU DICK
Me: i care about people when they don't implicate me in their own murder investigation
Cat bastard: HEY you're not hot enough to be sicuyqil bmksht,
Me: rip
Cat bastard: ASSHOLE
Cat bastard: holy shit holy shit call the cops he's gonna break down the bathroom door THATS THE LADIES ROOM HE CANT DO THAT
Me: Oh No Officer He Was With Me All Day
Cat bastard: THATS NOT FUNNY
Me: slip him the phone under the door and play dead?
Me: wait, that's for bears.
Me: rip.
Cat bastard: i hate youuuu i hate you i hate you you fucking dick you entrapped me with your abs
Cat bastard: i'm gonna slip him the phone but i want you to know i will NEVER forgive you
Me: as long as you don't rise as an angry ghost that's not gonna be a big problem for me tbh
Me: he strikes me as the kind of guy who's smart enough to mind his fingerprints
Me: hey, pervy thief-san?
Cat bastard: glad you have faith in me.
Cat bastard: you don't gotta waste an alibi, she ain't dead
Cat bastard: yet.
Me: k good
Me: soooo
Me: when did you get pics of me that she could judge my abs on
Cat bastard: when i suplexed you head first into the couch & you got stuck.
Cat bastard: did you honestly not notice
Me: well fuck you too. >_>
Cat bastard: kurosaki, you're married. i ain't that kind of lady.
Me: okay never mind. hey officer, he's right there, yes, that's the guy.
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And I mean, who WOULDN'T want to make sure they had photographic evidence if they managed to supplex someone into a couch so hard they got stuck? No one will believe the story otherwise XD
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Honestly it feels like I wrote a total of 2 sentences this month - it's been rather hectic - so sometimes you just have to declare a no-shame month when it comes to hobbies. :)