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my baby nephew is starting to eat solids!
by solids i mean pureed stuff.
by pureed stuff i mean beetroot.
violently red, juicy, stain-happy beetroot.
he's also a very active baby. i'm sure y'all who know babies see where this is going.
he took exception to the beetroot container and bitchslapped it off the table. the container hit the ground and bounced. the beetroot bounced higher.
We found splatters on the floor. we found splatters on the (white) walls. we found splatters over the phone stand, past the phone stand, and all over the cuddly blanket for the couch. we found some on the radiator by the TV. we did not find any ON the tv!
there was some *behind* the tv.
and when everything was cleaned up and all the more solid, already dried bits of beet were picked up and the fuchsia pink stains were sort of sponged off and all the stained spots on the wall were marked for repainting, someone looked up and found out there were splatters on the ceiling too.
yeah, i don't think we're gonna forget the first time the baby ate beets anytime soon. XD
by pureed stuff i mean beetroot.
violently red, juicy, stain-happy beetroot.
he's also a very active baby. i'm sure y'all who know babies see where this is going.
he took exception to the beetroot container and bitchslapped it off the table. the container hit the ground and bounced. the beetroot bounced higher.
We found splatters on the floor. we found splatters on the (white) walls. we found splatters over the phone stand, past the phone stand, and all over the cuddly blanket for the couch. we found some on the radiator by the TV. we did not find any ON the tv!
there was some *behind* the tv.
and when everything was cleaned up and all the more solid, already dried bits of beet were picked up and the fuchsia pink stains were sort of sponged off and all the stained spots on the wall were marked for repainting, someone looked up and found out there were splatters on the ceiling too.
yeah, i don't think we're gonna forget the first time the baby ate beets anytime soon. XD
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Warn your sister that this will not be the last time she encounters those beets, namely that baby output will also be bright red and don't panic.