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naruto 539 !! :D :D :D

1. Naruto: *still staring deeeeeep in kyuubi's eye~*
Kyuubi: ... lil naruto is all grown up! ♥ .

2. Naruto: ^O^~ One day i'mma gonna fix even your hate ohoho! ♥
Kyuubi: D: *baffled => dismayed => horrified* HEY WAIT NO MY HATE IS OFF LIMITS, KEEP YOUR JESUSNESS OFF IT
Naruto: Talk to the hand dattebayo! *mulishness LOCKED ON* >:D

3. Naruto: *leaves innerworld* *still friggin glowing in outerland*

meanwhile, THE MOON.

Meanwhile, Kiba and Neji's team is hidden in rocks.
Neji: *wobbleOOPS*

4. Kiba: *omg i haven't been shipped with anyone since Sakura* Neji??? *nice angle on that OMG NEJI FALLING??? panel there*
Neji: *zzzthud*
Kiba: dude you might have magic eyeballs but i have a magic nose, and also MORE STAMINA. D:

Meanwhile an akatsuki zombie with black hair is feeling up the ass of another zombie with light hair. They're exchanging intel. Which is deeply important when you're zombies.

5. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITACHI ZOMBIE AND NAGATO ZOMBIE BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ITACHI ITACHI ITACHIIIIIIIII
LAST, LAST WORDS OF ITACHI PLZ? CROWJOB EXPLANATION? THWAPPING SASUKE? GIVING NARUTO BLESSINGS? PLZ?

Also, eyeball hyping, like this manga needed any more of that. But hey, I don't mind, Itachi eye closeups are always nice. Even tho kishi forgot the eyelashes. No super thick eyelashes for zombies? ;__; discrimination!

also, THE MOON. did i mention it's a full moon, maybe it has zero relevance. still, twice in one chapter. is kiba gonna turn out to be a werewolf? *perks up*

6. meanwhile in tent camp, people are complaining about stupid things like lack of medical supplies. stop whinging, you're a ninja! I'm sure there's a jutsu for it. >__> Shizune is being all hot doctor person, tonton is carrying stuff around, and people are preventing stumbling people from getting into the medic tents without being vetted because that totally makes sense.

7. UWAAA CHUUNINVESTED PONYTAILED SAKURA SOCUTE.
... Neji closeup face! neji going up to the medic tent! omg. *all nejisaku shippers ever in the history of ever start spazzing out about how they might finally have some actual canon interaction*
... neji is hot. like. hot. and he looks so tired. @_@

8. AND SOME MYSTERY FODDER IS WATCHING HIM COME UP TO SAKURA is he about to interrupt their ROMANCE okay no, i predict that the goddamn nejidaddy/Cloud subplot is finally getting somewhere!!! maybe after another three coming up and disappearing again this plot thread will finally be tied off :333

meanwhile sakura is getting her healy hands all over neji and covering his handsome face and bare upper body with sexy bandages as she tries her best to get him horizontal. Bet your ass there was some hair-playing action too. Come on, those sleek ebony locks, no way she didn't take the occasion for some fondling. Maybe stealth braiding, even.

MEANWHILE THE MOON. Also mystery running foot.

9. Some Doctor Guy: *lalala fiddling with doctor things*
*suddenly mystery intruder!*
*SUDDENLY OSHITBLOOD*
The Moon: *still there, yo.* :3

(kishi must have bought a buncha moon screentones for half-price i swear.)

10. *running feet*
*some medic guy: OMG THREE FODDERMEDICS ARE DED
Suddenly!! MYSTERY!! omg a plot twist that wasn't foreshadowed ten centuries in advance! omg maybe it's not even related to any ancient uchiha but instead to some petty/politically narrower agenda! (then again with that fucking mooneye plan why am I even hoping anymore.)

... jounin medics are a target. OMG SAKURA PLOT RELEVANCE??? then again with neji suddenly getting spotlight, betcherass he saves her somehow if the spy ever gets that close to her. >__> i am torn between AAA SAKURA COME ON BE AWESOME and OMG NEJI ITS BEEN SO LONG EEE NEJI. torn, i tell you. DX

11. ... sakura is so fucking hot with her ponytail and srs!expression and narrow-eyed thinky/srs face. ngh baby.
neji: *was missing sakura and all that nurse action, comes to see what's shakin over there with the medic corpses*
meanwhile in the shadows suspicious fodderman looks suspicious. Peeping tom? D:

12.neji: *all philosophical about how being suspicious of each other is exactly what the spy wants i'm sure no other chuunin coulda figured it out. that's why you're a jounin, buddy!*
neji: *is hot with cheekbandage* i'll find out enemy... WITH MY EYES.

dude, as if you ever used anything else. Chakra exhaustion ringing a bell? D:
(but, neji hotness. i must forgive.)

13.blahblah neji watching things blah some time later sakura is putting away supplies in a tray and being sexyrawr w/ ponytail & chuunin vest ngh.
A MAN APPROACHES HER TENT?! D:

14. foddermedics: *hahaha you're my buddy, buddy. ... not that i'm suspecting you of being the spuy AT ALL. :D :D ... ahaha >_>;;
neji: ... >_>; uh guys we talked about this.
fodders: AAA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ARE YOU LIKE A NINJA OR SOMETHING D:

15. neji: ... hello i am hot and also i'm looking for sakura. you know, the hot girl medic? not like you two who are guys and also older and kind of dorky. where is she? >_> cause i was tailing someone suspicious...

16. ......... OMG SUDDEN EVIL NEJI????? D: WAT

meanwhile suspicious dude is. uh. asking sakura out??? whoa.

MEANWHILE NEJI IS BEING HOT. AND EVIL. AND HOT.

I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.

okay, so. clone? face-stealing? or more like at the start of the chapter he was caught in someone's technique and possessed à la yamanaka? ....... this is kind of awesome, i didn't expect that at all, i just expected straight out fighting anymore OMG OMG IS SAKURA GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT NEJI ??? OR OR OR BE SMART AND FIX HIM SOMEHOW

if she gets taken hostage for naruto or some random male genin to rescue at the last second AGAIN i will slap a bitch omggngngngn. unless maybe HINATA rescues her somehow yes. it's hyuuga business and also neji vs hinata round 2 would be epic. omg i can't wait to see what kishi is going to do with this. *___*

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darling... you are ridiculously entertaining. xD I adore reading these things. <3

it's not my fault i am le sleepy and also family reunion thinger and now i'm still punch drunk; note, not plain drunk cause i don't drink but with my family sometimes i don't really need to i still get the hangovers wheee. i'm still omging that i even survived the evening. XD

also, le sleepy. i think this counts for quite a biiiit... *zzzthud.*

then I think sleep is necessary, doll... xD

um... *replaces keyboard with pillow* better! 8D

Unless it's... *GASP* Sasuke in disguise? No? Damn.

Does sasuke even remember/care what neji looks like, is the problem. XD

Ouch, you just broke every Sasu/Neji fan's heart. ;))

I think I wanna hear about Neji vs. Hinata Round 2. That's my vote.

Yet another vote from this corner!

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okay, so. clone? face-stealing? or more like at the start of the chapter he was caught in someone's technique and possessed à la yamanaka? ....... this is kind of awesome, i didn't expect that at all, i just expected straight out fighting anymore OMG OMG IS SAKURA GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT NEJI ??? OR OR OR BE SMART AND FIX HIM SOMEHOW-

You know how Madara has a mind control technique that he used on Yagura that hides from detection? That's my bet. Or one like it. Oooh, what if it's Sasuke's new eye power...?

And yet, it looks like Sakura's going to have to fight Neji! Now *that's* a tough battle...

oho, good point re:madara. I don't think sasuke would bother, if he wants to go somewhere he's arrogant and crazy enough to think he can just sneak in himself. exhibit A: KageCon.

Yes but also POTENTIALLY EPIC. :D

True that, and Sas probably wouldn't think to go after medics for that matter.

-Yes but also POTENTIALLY EPIC. :D-

Here's hoping :)

For the record, I love your commentary. FodderNins. FodderMedics. I just...I love it so freaking much. :D

Kyuubi...consider yourself dicked. Naruto wants you to be his umpteenth apostle. The moon...something to do with the tailed beast on the moon? Hm, could the tailed beast be the moon? /end crack speculation

Also, my vote is for Sakura whooping Neji's ass and then curing him. Best of both worlds. Hinata could take his place in the field maybe. But I agree Hinata vs. Neji round two is over due. Seems like cheating if he's possessed or something, hence my vote for Sakura. She's got practice with people she trusts going bugnuts on her...which now makes me wonder if she's not going to develop issues with that later. o.o

The moon was created by the sage of six paths to hide the body of the ten-tailed beast! so hey, you might be onto something there. XDDD

I would love sakura beating up neji and then fixing him. Man. So much love. *_*

...this chapter has potential.

Also hotness.

But mostly potential. :3

(Let's just hope Kishi doesn't squander it.)

yeah, that's what so exciting about it, the sheer possibilities. of course knowing Kishi I am not very trusting, but it was also really surprising to have evil!Neji, so hey, I also enjoyed it for itself so it can't be all bad. XD

the thing you have to remember about the zombies is that they're basically random corpses stuffed with the appropriate souls and forced to take on the soul's shape. See, for example, how orochimaru's summons of the first and second hokages turned out to be, once beaten, the corpses of Kin the girl who pulled Sakura's hair and her teammate, the guy with soundwave arms who Sasuke beat up. D: So Itachi has sharingan eyes for the moment but you take them out of his head ... well, the jutsu will just make itachi grow them back, like other zombies grew back arms and legs, which would be useful! but it's a quasi-certainty that they're gonna turn back into random guy's random eyeballs the second they're out. That or crumple into a pile of dead leaves, either or. So Sasuke has the real Itachicorpse's eyes; ghost/zombie itachi has more like... the memory of his own eyes, shaped into his eyes by the spell but actually not.

Lol, shows how much I've been paying attention lately. XD

I really want Sakura to fight with Neji by using some strategy... all the while protecting RandomLoveLetter!Guy, flashing him a Nice Guy pose a la Lee and being cool and stuff. Let him drool over her some more. XD Seems like Evil!Neji was targeting her in particular at the end there, though... so I'm afraid that the plot might demand he manages to capture/possess/grope her successfully or something. *sighs*

I just hope this won't lead to some sort of damsel in distress situation.

As for the zombies.... well, wow. What an excessively broken power there. XD Then again, the whole zombie thing felt a little too convenient from the get go... ~~Oh yay, a totally realistic war where the enemies are already technically dead! Cool! :D~~

STILL, I DON'T CARE.

I JUST WANT ZOMBIE!ITACHI TO MEET SASUKEEEEEE. *cries*

fodders: AAA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ARE YOU LIKE A NINJA OR SOMETHING D:

Certainly you can never see ninja coming in this series! >.>

Thanks to your fangirling Imma go and check out hot ponytailed Sakura! and evil Neji. Gotta see the evil Neji too!

Yes I'm back. YES SAKURA LOOKS AWESOME. NEJI LOOKS EVIL. I hope they don't do some stupid "oho you have been fooled by my awesome copy-transforming skills! now I hold Sakura hostage and wait for real!Neji to come back to fight me!"

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SAKURA. PONYTAIL. CHUUNIN VEST. <3 Squeesocute. <33333~

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The Naruto/Kyuubi interaction is really cool. *U*

And half-price? Psh. Please. The way he's re-using them all, he totally bought them and then they went on sale the day AFTER.

Naruto blessings? Pshh. I WANT A SPEECH THAT GOES LIKE THIS:

Sasuke: ...
Itachi: Little brother, -tries to kill-
Sasuke: -epicdodge- I thought we solved this..
Itachi: I cannot control myself.
Sasuke: Huh?

Itachi: -GROPE- ./W\.

....Okay I started that with the intent to actually explain what I wanted to see, but then I just couldn't resist the oppurtunity.

Also werewolf-Kiba. *drool*

The whole cloud/nejifather plot would be a really, really nice idea if that's what happens.

...betcha it ain't though. -SIGH-

-SNIGGER- Bahahah, d'aww, fodder. You need to learn that you need far, far more issues before Sakura takes an interest.

AlsoIuh, I WROTE YOU A SAKIVERSE FIC.

Do you um. Would you like me to link it/show you? 8D;;

... groping ngh *_* oh that itachi he's just using kabuto as an excuse bwahaha.

link away, link away. i'm not that much into the saki thing anymore but it's always fun to see what people do with it. ^^

-snerkgiggle-

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Will do. When I stop babbling and finish the thing.

You know when you go with the intent to make something short and sweet but then it just keeps going and going and really this is getting ridicolous but I still have ideas? xD;

Also I may be having a little idol-spaz here, please excuse me.

pff yeah, i understand that so well. woohoo verbal diarrhea~

idol-spaz? D: okay no those are forbidden. just, uh, deep breath or something. yeah. D: *prods you with a stick*

Butbutbutbutbut.
You draw awesome with a definitive style and pretty, pretty colouring.
And you write awesome and tie up loose ends and everything makes sense.
And you're nice.

And you're talking to me.
IDOL SPAZ IS PERFECTLY RATIONAL.

@w@

THIS IS NOT SUPER EMBARRASSING AT ALL FROM THIS END RLY. ##x__x##

i mean yes okay flattering. thank you v. much. ._. but only so long as it doesn't last plz otherwise i'll die from blush. which is bad. yeah. >_>;; from this point onward no more spazzing allowed. *stern face!*

-EVILGRIN-

Okay, I promise to stop now. *U*

Baaaahahaha. Well, you can join me, because I fell asleep on Josh on the way back from Shire Hall. -IS DYING OF BLUSH-

Apparently I make cute sleepy noises and grumbled if he moved.

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I am still amused by it.

*flail* Nejiiiiiii.

I had a bad tummy flutter when he went into the tent the first time, I don't know whyyyy but then it was all OMGeeee... This should be very interesting. I know I said last week that I want the series to wrap up but good twists are pretty awesome, I've gotta admit.

Are we sure Neji just hasn't had a while to think and decided that he had the right idea all along and reverted back to being an asshole like he was pre-Naruto beat down?

"if she gets taken hostage for naruto or some random male genin to rescue at the last second AGAIN i will slap a bitch omggngngngn. unless maybe HINATA rescues her somehow yes."

Hinata does kind of owe Sakura for saving her life. And groping her. I approve of this scenario. Especially if they use some sort of chakra containment to hold Sakura that only a Hyuuga can bust her out of. Or have a yuri bondage scene. Either works for me.

Some Doctor Guy: *lalala fiddling with doctor things*
*suddenly mystery intruder!*
*SUDDENLY OSHITBLOOD*
The Moon: *still there, yo.* :3

!!!!! The Moon: *still there, yo.* :3 !!!!!!!!!!

If you hear a strange noise, it's me LAUGHING. ME LAUGHING FROM MILES AWAY BUT YOU CAN STILL HEAR IT. ^_^ Wow, I needed a laugh. ^_^

Maybe it's actually one of Kankuro's puppets and he turned traitor, I dunno -is dumb- I wonder what lovestruck!ninja guy's name is?

Also this just proves that Itachi's eyelashes were fakes. Madara just doesn't put personal grooming at a high enough level of importance; Itachi's lucky enough the guy let him shave D:

My brain's been distracted by this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnipnTe8FFc and by this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ26QQ0Vtvw&feature=related

I didn't know Sasuke's VA could sing...

... but does Itachi even need to shave? >__>

Oh Sugiama Noriyaki. X3333 (half the time his songs are really not that great XD not because of his voice so much (prrrt) than because the guys writing the songs suck. but i really like the second one here.)

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