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naruto 539 !! :D :D :D
1. Naruto: *still staring deeeeeep in kyuubi's eye~*
Kyuubi: ... lil naruto is all grown up!
2. Naruto: ^O^~ One day i'mma gonna fix even your hate ohoho! ♥
Kyuubi: D: *baffled => dismayed => horrified* HEY WAIT NO MY HATE IS OFF LIMITS, KEEP YOUR JESUSNESS OFF IT
Naruto: Talk to the hand dattebayo! *mulishness LOCKED ON* >:D
3. Naruto: *leaves innerworld* *still friggin glowing in outerland*
meanwhile, THE MOON.
Meanwhile, Kiba and Neji's team is hidden in rocks.
Neji: *wobbleOOPS*
4. Kiba: *omg i haven't been shipped with anyone since Sakura* Neji??? *nice angle on that OMG NEJI FALLING??? panel there*
Neji: *zzzthud*
Kiba: dude you might have magic eyeballs but i have a magic nose, and also MORE STAMINA. D:
Meanwhile an akatsuki zombie with black hair is feeling up the ass of another zombie with light hair. They're exchanging intel. Which is deeply important when you're zombies.
5. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITACHI ZOMBIE AND NAGATO ZOMBIE BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ITACHI ITACHI ITACHIIIIIIIII
LAST, LAST WORDS OF ITACHI PLZ? CROWJOB EXPLANATION? THWAPPING SASUKE? GIVING NARUTO BLESSINGS? PLZ?
Also, eyeball hyping, like this manga needed any more of that. But hey, I don't mind, Itachi eye closeups are always nice. Even tho kishi forgot the eyelashes. No super thick eyelashes for zombies? ;__; discrimination!
also, THE MOON. did i mention it's a full moon, maybe it has zero relevance. still, twice in one chapter. is kiba gonna turn out to be a werewolf? *perks up*
6. meanwhile in tent camp, people are complaining about stupid things like lack of medical supplies. stop whinging, you're a ninja! I'm sure there's a jutsu for it. >__> Shizune is being all hot doctor person, tonton is carrying stuff around, and people are preventing stumbling people from getting into the medic tents without being vetted because that totally makes sense.
7. UWAAA CHUUNINVESTED PONYTAILED SAKURA SOCUTE.
... Neji closeup face! neji going up to the medic tent! omg. *all nejisaku shippers ever in the history of ever start spazzing out about how they might finally have some actual canon interaction*
... neji is hot. like. hot. and he looks so tired. @_@
8. AND SOME MYSTERY FODDER IS WATCHING HIM COME UP TO SAKURA is he about to interrupt their ROMANCE okay no, i predict that the goddamn nejidaddy/Cloud subplot is finally getting somewhere!!! maybe after another three coming up and disappearing again this plot thread will finally be tied off :333
meanwhile sakura is getting her healy hands all over neji and covering his handsome face and bare upper body with sexy bandages as she tries her best to get him horizontal. Bet your ass there was some hair-playing action too. Come on, those sleek ebony locks, no way she didn't take the occasion for some fondling. Maybe stealth braiding, even.
MEANWHILE THE MOON. Also mystery running foot.
9. Some Doctor Guy: *lalala fiddling with doctor things*
*suddenly mystery intruder!*
*SUDDENLY OSHITBLOOD*
The Moon: *still there, yo.* :3
(kishi must have bought a buncha moon screentones for half-price i swear.)
10. *running feet*
*some medic guy: OMG THREE FODDERMEDICS ARE DED
Suddenly!! MYSTERY!! omg a plot twist that wasn't foreshadowed ten centuries in advance! omg maybe it's not even related to any ancient uchiha but instead to some petty/politically narrower agenda! (then again with that fucking mooneye plan why am I even hoping anymore.)
... jounin medics are a target. OMG SAKURA PLOT RELEVANCE??? then again with neji suddenly getting spotlight, betcherass he saves her somehow if the spy ever gets that close to her. >__> i am torn between AAA SAKURA COME ON BE AWESOME and OMG NEJI ITS BEEN SO LONG EEE NEJI. torn, i tell you. DX
11. ... sakura is so fucking hot with her ponytail and srs!expression and narrow-eyed thinky/srs face. ngh baby.
neji: *was missing sakura and all that nurse action, comes to see what's shakin over there with the medic corpses*
meanwhile in the shadows suspicious fodderman looks suspicious. Peeping tom? D:
12.neji: *all philosophical about how being suspicious of each other is exactly what the spy wants i'm sure no other chuunin coulda figured it out. that's why you're a jounin, buddy!*
neji: *is hot with cheekbandage* i'll find out enemy... WITH MY EYES.
dude, as if you ever used anything else. Chakra exhaustion ringing a bell? D:
(but, neji hotness. i must forgive.)
13.blahblah neji watching things blah some time later sakura is putting away supplies in a tray and being sexyrawr w/ ponytail & chuunin vest ngh.
A MAN APPROACHES HER TENT?! D:
14. foddermedics: *hahaha you're my buddy, buddy. ... not that i'm suspecting you of being the spuy AT ALL. :D :D ... ahaha >_>;;
neji: ... >_>; uh guys we talked about this.
fodders: AAA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ARE YOU LIKE A NINJA OR SOMETHING D:
15. neji: ... hello i am hot and also i'm looking for sakura. you know, the hot girl medic? not like you two who are guys and also older and kind of dorky. where is she? >_> cause i was tailing someone suspicious...
16. ......... OMG SUDDEN EVIL NEJI????? D: WAT
meanwhile suspicious dude is. uh. asking sakura out??? whoa.
MEANWHILE NEJI IS BEING HOT. AND EVIL. AND HOT.
I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING.
okay, so. clone? face-stealing? or more like at the start of the chapter he was caught in someone's technique and possessed à la yamanaka? ....... this is kind of awesome, i didn't expect that at all, i just expected straight out fighting anymore OMG OMG IS SAKURA GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT NEJI ??? OR OR OR BE SMART AND FIX HIM SOMEHOW
if she gets taken hostage for naruto or some random male genin to rescue at the last second AGAIN i will slap a bitch omggngngngn. unless maybe HINATA rescues her somehow yes. it's hyuuga business and also neji vs hinata round 2 would be epic. omg i can't wait to see what kishi is going to do with this. *___*
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Kyuubi...consider yourself dicked. Naruto wants you to be his umpteenth apostle. The moon...something to do with the tailed beast on the moon? Hm, could the tailed beast be the moon? /end crack speculation
Also, my vote is for Sakura whooping Neji's ass and then curing him. Best of both worlds. Hinata could take his place in the field maybe. But I agree Hinata vs. Neji round two is over due. Seems like cheating if he's possessed or something, hence my vote for Sakura. She's got practice with people she trusts going bugnuts on her...which now makes me wonder if she's not going to develop issues with that later. o.o
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I would love sakura beating up neji and then fixing him. Man. So much love. *_*