BORED MEME OF BOREDNESS.

[askerian]

aaa where is everyone
get off tumblr and come back to ljjjjjjjjjjjjjjj *refreshes friendspage for the 2158774th time in a hour* aaaaa.

/whiny


stolen from sister_dear
Give me a character and I will give you my:

+ OTP for them.
+ Runner-up pairing.
+ Honorable mention(s).
+ Crack pairing(s).
+ Ship everyone else seems to like, but I don't. (alternately: ship I like that everyone else seems to hate)


Any character you know I know, or reasonably guess I know. >__> No threesomes/moresomes allowed, self!



edit: okay bedtime, i'll come back to this tomorrow I PROMISE. ♥♥♥

Comments

Re: Orochimaru! ... why not. XD

[askerian]

pff, they've met on the battlefield TWICE. Officially not cracky anymore. u.u

Re: Orochimaru! ... why not. XD

[sonic-guile.livejournal.com]

Crack pairing(s): NOTHING IS TRULY CRACK WITH OROCHIMARU. >:(

When everything is crack, nothing is. Or something.

Honestly, Orochimaru has (had, woe) a legion of fanatically loyal screwed up minions. You could take your pick, kink and orientation, and Orochimaru had a guy (or gal) for that.

Re: Orochimaru! ... why not. XD

[(Anonymous)]

Well he's never met Rock Lee either u.u Or Sasuke's mom.

Re: Orochimaru! ... why not. XD

[askerian]

... OroxMikoto kids would be unhealthily pretty, like "dying of consumption but still so goddamn hot" sexy. @__@

Re: Orochimaru! ... why not. XD

[sonic-guile.livejournal.com]

Man, and then the resulting mindscrew.

Oro: Your mother was a.... very classy lady, Sasuke.

Sasuke: What.

Oro: Sasuuuukeeee.... I am.... your father.

Sasuke: WHAT.

Oro: ... Well, okay, you're Fugaku's. But Itachi is totally mine. Ungrateful brat.

Re: Orochimaru! ... why not. XD

[askerian]

*d-dies*

*revives*

*dies AGAIN*

goddamn you I splorfed so hard I bit my tongue somehow.(n, i don't know how i managed it either. hn.)