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1. Naruto and Kushina are face to face !!! Kushina is all :DDD and Naruto is all WHO TEH FUCK R U D: .. socuuuute.
Kushina: gueeeess :DDDDDD
2. OH MY GOD XD XD XD
Naruto: YOU'RE KYUUBI'S REAL SHAPE!!!!
Kushina: *LMAO*
Naruto: ... That's not a woman's laughter!!!! SO HAH!
Kushina: *white eyes of RAEG face* *HITS 'TTEBAYO* (wit, 'tteba ne. more graceful and feminine after all!)
I already love Kushina SO HARD. The way she cracks up! And apparently her laugh isn't feminine! by which i guess instead of being a precious little giggle it's a true from-the-belly laugh. EEEE.
Also AHA! Apparently Naruto sees no problem with the idea of Kyuubi secretly being a female. XD Woohoo fanon loev.
3. Kushina: ... ahaha oops. Sorry, i've been a hothead who talks faster than she thinks since the day I was born. How about you?
Naruto: ... ..... ... *wobbly lips*
Kushina: "Minato didn't tell you anything, did he? good lord."
Asuka: ... *wobbly lip*
Also HAH Minato is in for a beating. Seriously, I know in shounen men and father figures are all-important, but HIS MOM, DUDE.
Kushina: yes, i'm your--
4. Naruto: *THROWS SELF AT MOMMY*
Oh god his arms are shaking as he holds her. DAMN IT EYES THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET BLURRY I NEED TO READ THE NEXT PAGE OKAY.
5. naruto: *is a fountain of snot and tears already* it's like... i've always wanted to meet you...
kushina: "it's like".. you are my son.
*cue shining light!*
On one hand, D'AWWWWWW.
On the other hand. SINCE WHEN. We knew Naruto was looking for a father figure, he was all "watch me, Fourth" when he was like 12 and he had his trying kakashi to pay more attention to him and Iruka (does he count as a father figure tho XDD) and Jiraiya. but his mom, or a need for motherly cuddles? NOT ONE HINT.
Meanwhile in the outside world, Naruto is sitting eyes closed, doing a Zetsu with one half of him human and the other four-tail'd.
6. Naruto: *suddenly realizes here is someone he can talk at about his greatness for like three days and she's just about required by law to smile and nod and say "of course you're amazing, Naruto!"*
Alas! Kushina wants to kick some Kyuubi ass. So maybe later, kk?
Naruto: *suddenly spits pointy-ended chains from his body!!!*
... okay then?
7. Kyuubi: *bondage'd!!!* Oh that Kushina, so kinky.
I dun liek how Kishi has been doing Kyuubi's torso in recent chapters. It's way too humanlike, I don't know, it looks wrong. ;__;
KYUUBI KNOWS KUSHINA'S NAME. OHOHO. SHIPPING STARTS IN 3...2...
8. meanwhile inside the place of naruto's head where it's all white and shiny and stuffed with dead relatives, Kushina and Naruto sit side by side. Long hair is loooooong.
Naruto: *hits on his mother* woohoo my mom is a milf woohoo
SHIPPING STARTS IN 3...2...
HEE. "I'm sorry you ended up with my face" !! okay due to kishi's style it doesn't show very much XD Minato's eyes are way more narrow but that's all that shows through the style, but it's still neat to know how things in-universe are supposed to look. Also LMAO at the image of Naruto with Kushina-style floppy hair. Oh god so wrong. XD
9. "you're only the second man to compliment me on my hair." really? but it goes down to like her knees.
"who was the first one?"
"Your father, of course.jiraiya complimented me on other attributes."
10. oh naruto XD "How did you and dad fall in love? :DDDDD" you little voyeur you. XD
Mom says datteba ne too TT^TT-b she's a doooork i loooove.
I don't know wtf is kyuubi doing while they chitchat so pleasantly, but i bet he's not pleased. Dude, you don't abandon your tied-up sub during a BDSM play, ever. Bad Kushina, no crop for you next christmas.
11.
Okay so Kushina moved when she was still very young, academy-young.
"When I first saw your father I thought he looked like a flaky girly-boy."
PFFHAHAHA.
"when they asked me my dream I said I WILL BE THE FIRST FEMALE HOKAGE." ... YEEEAH ROCK ON KUSHINA.
"you take after me, mom!"
"...uh, other way around, son."
XD XD XD XD
12. Aw little Kushina was teased at school ;_; they called her TOMATO
... that's so cute. i mean, okay, for a kid it would have been hard BUT SO CUTE.
"Aha, so dad was the one who went after the bullies--"
*clenched shaking fist of death* :DDD "Nope! I went after those boys who made fun of me and in the end the tomato squashed them!"
OH GOD KUSHINA. I... I WANT HER.
"After that I got a new nickname. THE BLOODY HABANERO!"
"(... i think i get why kiba and shikamaru are scared of their moms now.)"
*dead dead dead*
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joisbishmyoga: Though I'm kinda getting a little... well. Sometimes it's like everybody wants to be the effing Hokage, and to have both of Naruto's parents be/want to be Hokage kinda takes away from his determination to be. Like "huh, it's apparently no great childhood revelation from admiring the Third, it's somehow just genetic".
askerian: yeah, i know. ... i'd love it if minato got the idea from kushina. XD
Minato's goal for the future: "I want everyone in the village to acknowledge me and become a great Hokage!" :D
... Damn, he didn't. That's Naruto's goal word for word, too. But now they get to be RIVALZ!!!
14. "i've always hated my hair until blahblah"
Huh, the hidden Cloud gets around re: kidnappings. Apparently Kushina's chakra was "a bit special"...
She tears off her hair to mark a trail! .. were the big mean ninjas not watching for her leaving a trail? huh.
15. Minato is the only one to notice her hair lalala~ woohoo bride-style carry-off because it's totes her legs that were tied up~
i was kinda hoping she would rescue herself but in a shounen manga that was maybe expecting a bit much. A girl saved by a guy : "ooh he's so handsome and i'm so grateful." A guy saved by a girl : "... shit i'm not manly anymore."
sarolynne: I wasn't thrilled with Kushina needing rescuing. And I'm sure the fandom will biiiiiitch about it. But at least she was SOMEWHAT proactive about getting rescued. She wasn't totally passive.
askerian: i was complaining about the same thing XD
sarolynne: She left a trail--and Minato was smart enough to recognize it. It doesn't speak highly of the other ninjas' tracking skills that they didn't. But at least that makes it somewhat collaborative.
16. blahblah red hair = red thread of fate ♥
17. Oh Naruto. T^T His mom telling him "i love you". WAUUUUGH.
"so tell me, what's the product of Konoha's yellow flash and the bloody habanero?"
"Konoha's Orange Hokage!"
Oh, that was so corny. XDDD
I'm REALLY wondering wtf is Kyuubi doing in the meantime. Also WHOA is Naruto's body crowded. (♥ gabzy) but hey, it was cute.
The Asuka is appeased. u.u
1. Naruto and Kushina are face to face !!! Kushina is all :DDD and Naruto is all WHO TEH FUCK R U D: .. socuuuute.
Kushina: gueeeess :DDDDDD
2. OH MY GOD XD XD XD
Naruto: YOU'RE KYUUBI'S REAL SHAPE!!!!
Kushina: *LMAO*
Naruto: ... That's not a woman's laughter!!!! SO HAH!
Kushina: *white eyes of RAEG face* *HITS 'TTEBAYO* (wit, 'tteba ne. more graceful and feminine after all!)
I already love Kushina SO HARD. The way she cracks up! And apparently her laugh isn't feminine! by which i guess instead of being a precious little giggle it's a true from-the-belly laugh. EEEE.
Also AHA! Apparently Naruto sees no problem with the idea of Kyuubi secretly being a female. XD Woohoo fanon loev.
3. Kushina: ... ahaha oops. Sorry, i've been a hothead who talks faster than she thinks since the day I was born. How about you?
Naruto: ... ..... ... *wobbly lips*
Kushina: "Minato didn't tell you anything, did he? good lord."
Asuka: ... *wobbly lip*
Also HAH Minato is in for a beating. Seriously, I know in shounen men and father figures are all-important, but HIS MOM, DUDE.
Kushina: yes, i'm your--
4. Naruto: *THROWS SELF AT MOMMY*
Oh god his arms are shaking as he holds her. DAMN IT EYES THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET BLURRY I NEED TO READ THE NEXT PAGE OKAY.
5. naruto: *is a fountain of snot and tears already* it's like... i've always wanted to meet you...
kushina: "it's like".. you are my son.
*cue shining light!*
On one hand, D'AWWWWWW.
On the other hand. SINCE WHEN. We knew Naruto was looking for a father figure, he was all "watch me, Fourth" when he was like 12 and he had his trying kakashi to pay more attention to him and Iruka (does he count as a father figure tho XDD) and Jiraiya. but his mom, or a need for motherly cuddles? NOT ONE HINT.
Meanwhile in the outside world, Naruto is sitting eyes closed, doing a Zetsu with one half of him human and the other four-tail'd.
6. Naruto: *suddenly realizes here is someone he can talk at about his greatness for like three days and she's just about required by law to smile and nod and say "of course you're amazing, Naruto!"*
Alas! Kushina wants to kick some Kyuubi ass. So maybe later, kk?
Naruto: *suddenly spits pointy-ended chains from his body!!!*
... okay then?
7. Kyuubi: *bondage'd!!!* Oh that Kushina, so kinky.
I dun liek how Kishi has been doing Kyuubi's torso in recent chapters. It's way too humanlike, I don't know, it looks wrong. ;__;
KYUUBI KNOWS KUSHINA'S NAME. OHOHO. SHIPPING STARTS IN 3...2...
8. meanwhile inside the place of naruto's head where it's all white and shiny and stuffed with dead relatives, Kushina and Naruto sit side by side. Long hair is loooooong.
Naruto: *hits on his mother* woohoo my mom is a milf woohoo
SHIPPING STARTS IN 3...2...
HEE. "I'm sorry you ended up with my face" !! okay due to kishi's style it doesn't show very much XD Minato's eyes are way more narrow but that's all that shows through the style, but it's still neat to know how things in-universe are supposed to look. Also LMAO at the image of Naruto with Kushina-style floppy hair. Oh god so wrong. XD
9. "you're only the second man to compliment me on my hair." really? but it goes down to like her knees.
"who was the first one?"
"Your father, of course.
10. oh naruto XD "How did you and dad fall in love? :DDDDD" you little voyeur you. XD
Mom says datteba ne too TT^TT-b she's a doooork i loooove.
I don't know wtf is kyuubi doing while they chitchat so pleasantly, but i bet he's not pleased. Dude, you don't abandon your tied-up sub during a BDSM play, ever. Bad Kushina, no crop for you next christmas.
11.
Okay so Kushina moved when she was still very young, academy-young.
"When I first saw your father I thought he looked like a flaky girly-boy."
PFFHAHAHA.
"when they asked me my dream I said I WILL BE THE FIRST FEMALE HOKAGE." ... YEEEAH ROCK ON KUSHINA.
"you take after me, mom!"
"...uh, other way around, son."
XD XD XD XD
12. Aw little Kushina was teased at school ;_; they called her TOMATO
... that's so cute. i mean, okay, for a kid it would have been hard BUT SO CUTE.
"Aha, so dad was the one who went after the bullies--"
*clenched shaking fist of death* :DDD "Nope! I went after those boys who made fun of me and in the end the tomato squashed them!"
OH GOD KUSHINA. I... I WANT HER.
"After that I got a new nickname. THE BLOODY HABANERO!"
"(... i think i get why kiba and shikamaru are scared of their moms now.)"
*dead dead dead*
13.
joisbishmyoga: Though I'm kinda getting a little... well. Sometimes it's like everybody wants to be the effing Hokage, and to have both of Naruto's parents be/want to be Hokage kinda takes away from his determination to be. Like "huh, it's apparently no great childhood revelation from admiring the Third, it's somehow just genetic".askerian: yeah, i know. ... i'd love it if minato got the idea from kushina. XDMinato's goal for the future: "I want everyone in the village to acknowledge me and become a great Hokage!" :D
... Damn, he didn't. That's Naruto's goal word for word, too. But now they get to be RIVALZ!!!
14. "i've always hated my hair until blahblah"
Huh, the hidden Cloud gets around re: kidnappings. Apparently Kushina's chakra was "a bit special"...
She tears off her hair to mark a trail! .. were the big mean ninjas not watching for her leaving a trail? huh.
15. Minato is the only one to notice her hair lalala~ woohoo bride-style carry-off because it's totes her legs that were tied up~
i was kinda hoping she would rescue herself but in a shounen manga that was maybe expecting a bit much. A girl saved by a guy : "ooh he's so handsome and i'm so grateful." A guy saved by a girl : "... shit i'm not manly anymore."
sarolynne: I wasn't thrilled with Kushina needing rescuing. And I'm sure the fandom will biiiiiitch about it. But at least she was SOMEWHAT proactive about getting rescued. She wasn't totally passive.askerian: i was complaining about the same thing XDsarolynne: She left a trail--and Minato was smart enough to recognize it. It doesn't speak highly of the other ninjas' tracking skills that they didn't. But at least that makes it somewhat collaborative.16. blahblah red hair = red thread of fate ♥
17. Oh Naruto. T^T His mom telling him "i love you". WAUUUUGH.
"so tell me, what's the product of Konoha's yellow flash and the bloody habanero?"
"Konoha's Orange Hokage!"
Oh, that was so corny. XDDD
I'm REALLY wondering wtf is Kyuubi doing in the meantime. Also WHOA is Naruto's body crowded. (♥ gabzy) but hey, it was cute.
The Asuka is appeased. u.u
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