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... XD;;; aww, Teamwork review.
Okay, this review is pretty nice, actually. It's just, there's a line in it, and it's perfectly fine in itself, but the formulation gave me MENTAL PICTURES.
This is the relevant bit: i'm hoping to see the reaction of itachi and the rest of the Akatsuki when he finds about his brother unconventional relationships, that would be a shocker indeed that i'm sure would break the uchiha's stoic mask :)
And this is is my brain's immediate reaction:
Sasuke: ITACHI! >:O
Itachi: Foolish little brother, you are still pitifully weak even at this age -- what? you shacked up with two people? D: OMG YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EVERYTHING.
Itachi: You know, I don't think dad would have approved. ./_\.
Sasuke: BUT WE WILL NEVER KNOW. YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU KILLED HIM.
Itachi: *sigh* You always pull that card to change the conversation.
Itachi: I hope you're taking care to eat enough vitamin D. It's not healthy for my little nephew-to-be.
Sakura: ... yeah, I'll... I'll get right to that.
Itachi: Tell me, at least, are you happy? ;/__\;
Sasuke: Less by the minute. DX
This is the relevant bit: i'm hoping to see the reaction of itachi and the rest of the Akatsuki when he finds about his brother unconventional relationships, that would be a shocker indeed that i'm sure would break the uchiha's stoic mask :)
And this is is my brain's immediate reaction:
Sasuke: ITACHI! >:O
Itachi: Foolish little brother, you are still pitifully weak even at this age -- what? you shacked up with two people? D: OMG YOU HAVE TO TELL ME EVERYTHING.
Itachi: You know, I don't think dad would have approved. ./_\.
Sasuke: BUT WE WILL NEVER KNOW. YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU KILLED HIM.
Itachi: *sigh* You always pull that card to change the conversation.
Itachi: I hope you're taking care to eat enough vitamin D. It's not healthy for my little nephew-to-be.
Sakura: ... yeah, I'll... I'll get right to that.
Itachi: Tell me, at least, are you happy? ;/__\;
Sasuke: Less by the minute. DX
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My latest review was a thinly disguised entitlement whore going on about "*eyeroll* you know if you were QUALIFIED to be a professional writer you'd be professional enough to FINISH NO MATTER WHAT" and my immediate reaction was "*pffft* hahahaha." Because even aside from the fact that I've made a perfectly good living as a professional writer for going on 15 years now, the biggest difference to me between profic and fanfic is that when people give you bullshit over fanfic you CAN just walk away because nobody is writing you a paycheck to take their shit. And yes I'm bitter. XDDD
(I can totally see your little five-point chibis having this family conversation as a 4-koma, by the way. :) )
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You know what? Take the story offline. Just take it offline. Fuck them all. It's disgusting. I'm getting all pissed off now.
Just, I don't know, if you want I can host it on my site, and you could link back on your profile for the nice people who want to read it again, and THERE WOULD BE NO FUCKING CONTACT INFO. ~_~
What a dickhead.
... and now i want to draw it. *shakes fist at you*
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*more huggins on, chibi style*
...duu eeeet? /enabler XD
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Can one of those happen? Please? *not serious, really, just dead of amusement*
...
*cracks up again*
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Sasuke: BUT WE WILL NEVER KNOW. YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU KILLED HIM.
Itachi: *sigh* You always pull that card to change the conversation.
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Thanks, there goes both my sinuses and the rest of my coke. XD
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Draaaaaaw it~! <3
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Also, Itachi = mother hen? It would be kind of scary weird if he was overprotective.
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Is it horrible of me to saw that when I read this I got a little Kisame vioce in my head asking about baby names?
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Now, a few months ago, I would have thought of this as pure silliness, but after the 180-turn that Itachi's personality did, I'm actually wondering if he might really react like this if he found out that Sasuke's hooked up with Naruto and Sakura and they're expecting.
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Naruto: Eh, no flower or food names for sure.
Sasuke: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO HIM?
Itachi: Itachi's a good name. Everyone loves weasels.
Naruto: Or lesbians!
Sasuke: ...I hate you both so much.
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Kisame: (refering to Orochimaru's head in a box Itachi is wrapping) That's disgusting and unhygenic. What the hell, man?
Itachi: My nephews first birthday is coming soon.
Kisame: o.o
Itachi: I thought it would be a pleasant gift.
kisame: ....You Uchiha's are fucked up.
Leader: He sent Orochimaru's head in a box?
Kisame: I think he wants the spawn to teeth on it or something.
Leader: ....with a bow?
Kisame: I want a raise. >.
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Is this a spoiler or have you already given the game away before? (Hense why no one is reacting) Or is this a red herring (hense why I'm being an idiot)
o_O
Itachi: Ooooh, can I feel the baby? ^_^
Sakura: Err...
Itachi: OMG, it kicked! This baby is going to be the best ninja ever, I'll teach them to throw kunai and shuriken and we'll play together all the time... *Rambles*
Sasuke: *Sniffle* Why wasn't I loved? ;_;
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EEEVIL.
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Itachi: [stalks them back to Konoha] This is where you are living?
Sakura: Eh...Yeah.
Itachi: Don't you think it is unhealthy for a child to live so far away from the rest of the village?
Sakura: Uh...
Naruto: Oh, Little Misoko-chan will be fine-
Sasuke: We already estabilshed that there will be no ramen names!
[fight breaks out]
Itachi: ...
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And can you imagine the visitation of Uncle Itachi with his little nephew-to-be.. *snickers* or even checking out the in-laws, so to speak...
Itachi: ... You had best be treating my brother right, demon container.
or
Itachi: ... My nephew will not have.. pink hair, will it? *twitches*
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(Also, shiyat, your icon. I know you make most of yours--did you make that one, too? D: I've been using it for about a week, but I'll take it down if you'd prefer. ♥)
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Maury: Everyone, this is Sakura. At the time Saru was born, Sakura slept with these two men, Naruto and Sasuke. Now Sakura doesn't know who her baby's father is!
Audience: Awww.
Sakura: It was all just spur of the moment... we didn't really plan it out this way.
Maury: Well today's paternity test will give us the answers. But first let's meet your lovers. Come on out, boys.
Sasuke: Hi Maury.
Naruto: Wow, I'm on TV!
Maury: So as I understand it, the three of you are currently living together?
Sasuke: That's right, after Sakura found out she was pregnant.
Sakura: We all decided it was the best course of action, though we haven't worked out all the details.
Naruto: Which was like, REALLY WEIRD cause usually Sakura is a FREAK when it comes to these things.
*First Naruto-sized hole in Stage*
Sakura: My parents are watching, idiot!
Maury: So, who do you want to be the father?
Sasuke: We're hoping it's an Uchiha, so I may revive my clan.
Sakura: Definitely Sasuke. Naruto can be a little...
Sasuke: Stupid.
Sakura: And immature. And pigheaded. And perverted.
Naruto: *depressed* So mean... on national television...
Kyuubi: I'd like to be the father.
ALL THREE: NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Maury: Alright, let's get a look at these test results.
Sasuke: *prays*
Naruto: *gulp*
Kyuubi: *smirk*
Sakura: *sweat*
Maury: In the case of three month Saru, Sasuke... you are NOT the father.
SasuNaru: WHAT?! *shatter*
Sakura: Oh god, another hyperactive blond... *resigned to fate*
Maury: Wait, there's more. Naruto... you are NOT the father.
Sasuke: ...Eh?
Naruto: ...Eh?
Sakura: *blush*
Sasuke: Sakura...?
Naruto: *realizes* Omg, I knew it! Last summer you smelled like SEX when you came back.
Sakura: Alright FINE so there was this guy at the beach and you two weren't around and I was lonely there! It's not like I was cheating, we weren't even together at the time...
Sasuke: *twitch* That's where you learned those moves... we weren't your first.
Naruto: Wow... Sakura beat us to the punch. Was he hot? Did you like fall madly in love with him?
Sakura: Not really. It was just sort of a fling.
Naruto: Way to go, Sakura. Now when our bastard child wants to know which of us is the father, we can say "Well kid, Mommy met this guy at the beach one day and screwed his brains out then forgot his name, so you're bum out of luck!"
*Second Naruto-sized hole in stage*
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Wow, would he try to approach his brother? Try to be a part of their lives now? I'm gonna go with no, he burned that bridge the day he left (and chopped the support rails with the mindrape in the hotel), but he would probably watch from a distance. He'd definitely support Sasuke's relationship with his teammates. More friends = more protection, after all.
(Can you tell that I actually believe that ass-pull reveal Madara gave?)
Though, if I remember correctly, by the time Sasuke was 16, Itachi was on his last leg because of tuberculosis or whatever... would he still be a shinobi at this point? Or would he have come after Sasuke and provoked him by now out of desperation?
On a separate note, these scenes should totally be omakes ^_^
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Granted I actually didn't come up with much of Itachi's POV so who knows, he might be more canon than not. but I don't have a madara in my fic, so... Ahh. So complicated to keep everything straight when you're writing for an evolving canon. XD;
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Dammit, Itachi-centric project that depends on Madara's abilities for a subplot.Glad Madara's not in the story (he fucks up everything, the bastard), probably best not to introduce him at this point. (Does that mean some of your Akatsuki are going to be OCs?)
I've always had an unreasonable fondness for "secretly does love his little brother" but that doesn't mean my Itachi isn't an asshole with very strange motives. XD
I am SO going to enjoy this when he shows up. Canon, post-reveal, crazy or not, you're bound to make him interesting ^/_\^ >X)
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Someone linked, probably a RecFic! thread - I don't know...
And other than the mountain dew misted across my keyboard (that's a lovely mix between forehead smack and eewwww-heehee-wait-ew) I totally rock this internet discovery.
HA I LOVE THE ITACHI COMPUTER SMILIES
They rawk my face off, the mental image alone - then add a chibi!Sasuke giving him an emo glare with arms crossed on his chest with "Sasuke: BUT WE WILL NEVER KNOW. YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU KILLED HIM."
I died.
In a good way, you know.
Mind if I add?
HA.
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~Sara