oh wow, it's been a while. :D

[askerian]

HI there,

Ummm why is your 'Teamwork Ficlet' in the Naruto & Sakura category filter? You know a lot the fans/readers in this category filter are dislike yaoi and sasuke. So why this story or your other in this filter really? Not exactly appropriate in this category as your 'teamwork' are definitely not a threesome thing for a lot of the readers in this category when evolved narusaku. they don't care or dislike the involvement of others. So why? Hope not to get hits and reviews?

Truely the fic would not fit in either Sasuke & Sakura, Sakura & Naruto or Sasuke & Naruto. Why? Your 'teamwork' as you put it is not the favorite thing for majority of the readers any of the categories mentions except maybe naruto & sasuke (the yaoi fans, sorry, I hate yaoi). The fact is your teamwork fic should really placed under 'named Character & All' as this these so called 'teamwork' does not fit under Naruto & Sakura and does look like your are fishing for hits and reviews.

So please remove this story and put into the something more appropriate category filter. Narusaku fans/readers hate, dislike, appreciate or care for threesome of Naruto, Sakura and other(particular males). Can you please your category filter.

Thank you.

Later.

*siiiigh*

1. character filter =/= pairing filter.
2. narusaku lover =/= sasuke basher.
3. The backbutton = it exists. The fandom police =/= you. The voice of the people also =/= you.
4. narusaku = least popular of the three Team Seven ships. Fishing for hits in the narusaku section = pretty stupid.
5. one fic you don't like =/= one less place for fic you do like.
6. This coming from a guy whose favorite ship is Manly Male!Reincarnated knight!Uzumaki Self-Insert x Sakura.


*eyerolls, answers, blocks*

Comments

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

This coming from a guy whose favorite ship is Manly Male!Reincarnated knight!Uzumaki Self-Insert x Sakura.

Ewwww. XD

You know a lot the fans/readers in this category filter are dislike yaoi and sasuke.

translation: I DON'T LIKE IT. AND I EXPECT THE WORLD TO CONFORM TO MY WISHES BECAUSE I AM ENTITLED TO IT.

[askerian]

yeeah, that's what I got from it too. *eyerolls to death*

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help but feel amused reading this. So very silly, even though they tried to frame it politely it came off as entitled.

Narusaku fans/readers hate, dislike, appreciate or care for threesome of Naruto, Sakura and other(particular males) Obey my wishes or perish under the weight of the NaruSaku fandom! Ha.

[askerian]

Yeah, it was very much "I don't like it, so everyone else must not like it as well." *snort*

Of course most people who like narusaku (or sasusaku, or narusasu) won't like them in a threesome. But they also know that if they don't like it... they can choose to just ignore it and read something they WILL!

What a revolutionary concept. =________________=

[phoenix-melody.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, does it annoy me when people think that the character filter is automatically a pairing filter, especially since I'm one of the people most likely to not search out romance fic.

Though I will admit to capitalizing on that assumption with Oracle. >.>

[askerian]

Blargh yeah. =___=;;

you sneaky evil person you.

[divinewind.livejournal.com]

Asuka! I'm a Lurker! I was such a hardcore yaoi fangirl full of Sakura hate, until I read teamwork! GASP, I liked it!

...But wait, no way did that happen, sorry! I forgot you can't start liking new things, urgh, better unexpose myself to it and unlike T7 fics again! Yes, I get it, you're a guy and you don't like yaoi, therefore you NEED to make a fuss over it!

Urgh, he's so far back in the closet he can see Narnia -_-;;


Haha, oh and good Engrish, Fag!




(btw, hi! <3 *re-lurks*)

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Urgh, he's so far back in the closet he can see Narnia -_-;;

*CHOKES ON SODA AND DIES OF LULZ*

[askerian]

... ;___________; T^T *lovesquishes*

He's from Canada, so I suspect his first language is actually french. I'd rather he had written in French, it would have been easier to untangle. -___-;

[fateofshadow.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

It always strikes me as odd that straight guys are so very happy to accept a Naruto/Harry/Edward/Ichigo/Whatever floats their boat as a character they can corrupt into a self insert in disguise!Harem story but when you put any yaoi in they are immediately against it.

Straight girls never seem to mind yaoi or yuri (guys are fine with the last one as a whole I think) but as soon as GUYS get uncomfortable it's suddenly not alright. Claiming that EVERYONE in a certain section of a fandom doesn't like a pairing or threesome is stupid and just plain self centred. Stop trying to sell us your out of character harem stories that turn the female characters into obedient little pets and we might consider revising our character filters.

Wanker.

[askerian]

But, see, they have a PENIS.

[/argument.]


Thankfully all guys in fandom aren't so obnoxious, but urgh, I can go another 10 years without getting another "what you do doesn't satisfy the straight male, king of the internet, so stop it and do something He will like" mail. *arms self with scissors* >E

[kittychan1986.livejournal.com]

You know, flames hold more weight if you bother to adhere to the laws of grammar structure in them. Jeese, what a tard. I'm personally an all over fandom reader. (With perhaps a little dislike for the trend of making Naruto the sub.) As long as it's a good story, I enjoy it. Though you pretty much ruined me for any other combo of Team 7 but this one. I'm reading a very hard core Sasusaku right now and I keep waiting for Naruto to show up and sex them up... *Fails* Glad you didn't take this guy seriously, he's an idiot.

[askerian]

*snerk* Well he's Canadian, so I suspect English isn't his first language. I wish he'd have written in French because syntax what. x__x

I'm reading a very hard core Sasusaku right now and I keep waiting for Naruto to show up and sex them up...
D'aw! *squishes you*
That's always my personal fanon. u.u~

[killua]

The Stupid reviews you receive seem to be getting dumber and dumber. @_@

[askerian]

XD; Maybe I got desensitized or something, and reviews that would have bugged me before don't seem post-worthy anymore... Hm, nah, I really haven't gotten anything bad for a while now. How strange. @.@

Oh well, they're funny. I mean, what would we mock if there were no morons on the internet. >_>;;;;;

[amelia-seyroon.livejournal.com]

I don't hate yaoi (or shounen-ai, which is preferrable), I'm just so sick of SasuNaru. ~_~

Do want moar GaaNaru, plz.

[askerian]

XD; aww. *petpethug*

I still like narusasu but that's mostly because I'm not part of the fandom. By now I bet they'd have made me disgusted of it. DX

[baku-chan.livejournal.com]

LOL what crawled up his ass and died?

[askerian]

I know the Uchiha Penis didn't. Maybe that's his problem. A kind of "You... you don't love me? w-well, I don't love you MORE bawwwwww" thing. Yeah. Totally. u.u

[uminohikari.livejournal.com]

..at least there was an attempt at being 'polite'.

orz

[askerian]

Yeah, it was a good point in his favor. Too bad it was about the only one. -____-;;;;;

[bookem-dano.livejournal.com]

"Can you please your category filter."

This line makes me think of something entirely unintended, I'm sure.

*sultry voice*: "Can you please your category filter?"

Writer + Category Filter = OTP!

*why do I think these things DX*

[inverseparadox.livejournal.com]

Grammatically, it looks to me more like a variant of the famous "I accidentally an entire cokebottle".

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

LOLz. And I thought the days when people asked you for personalized pr0n were bad.

[lady-aquill.livejournal.com]

as in ask you to write them smexing up a character or 3? people actually do that? >.>;; *is naive*

[sailor-comet.livejournal.com]

God, the grammar in that was horrible. Horrible. Almost as bad as the logic.

[garmiet.livejournal.com]

Huh. She/he sort of sounds like they're trying to be polite but honest and not totally modest. Interesting. . . . Until the end, sort of. She's a little ignorant too, apparently.
And did she not leave a username or anything to go by? If that's the case, what a wuss.

Still, you can't please everybody. If you had stuck Teamwork in the Sasuke/Sakura filter, somebody would've said "What's Naruto doing here?" And then "What's Sakura doing here?" in the Naruto/Sasuke filter. 9_9 Oh well. FF.net only has enough spaces for two characters on the filters.

. . . Wait. Was this a guy talking?

[askerian]

All man, baby. And yeah, I have a link to his username along with the PM that tells me the guy is canadian and enjoys Naruto as his self-insert when he's not shipping his own OC with Sakura.

The point is that the filter is to look for characters who have a big role in the fic. It's NOT supposed to be used only for pairings. (I rotate between Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura every time I add a chapter, actually, since there's only two drop-down menus for characters.) And in about three or four years this is the first person who's ever complained, so his "listen to me i'm representing the poor harassed narusaku fans" attitude is utterly laughable.

[sunhawk16.livejournal.com]

And... this wasn't even a mod type person? O.o;

[askerian]

Nope, random concerned citizen. Even if it had been a mod (on ffnet, an actual mod. ahahahaha that would be the day 9___9) they'd still have no grounds to say anything, since I wasn't breaking any rule.

[granate.livejournal.com]

Wow, what a fucking ass. Kudos to you for handling that bullshit so well.

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

*snickers oh so much*

Thank you for giving me a distraction from the overwhelming stress of hw. I appreciate you even if little fan-idiot trolls do not. ♥

;)

I MISS YOU ON AIM SO OFTEN. I = PHAYLZ

[icelightning.livejournal.com]

Maaaan, you get the best flames, I swear. I'm actually jealous. (When I got my first flame, I was so excited. Now I can't even remember what it's about....)

Which somehow reminds me that I need to work on that fanfic where Naruto realized Sasuke's crushing on him. >_> Maybe tomorrow.

[bunnynumber13.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain honey. NaruSaku fans are the only ones who had ever bothered me about my work. I never got this kind of crap from the other Naruto pairing fandoms. :(

*chortles at the "please your category filter" line* If you somehow accomplish this, let me know. ;)

[wanderingscroll.livejournal.com]

They're never going to grow up are they?