AIM crack with Sarolynne~

[askerian]

... So we were RPing Sasuke and girl-Neji.

askerian: XD is neji still up for a second round? because sasuke isn't at the moment
sarolynne: XD
askerian: poor sasuke. u.u failed as a lover!
sarolynne: She doesn't need one. She'll live. >.> She didn't really come though. Alas! Realism has snuck in. XD Sex was had without mutual orgasm.
askerian: XDD!
askerian: it's too bad premature ejaculation is so unsexy >D
askerian: it would be funny
sarolynne: XD
askerian: "... what, already?"
sarolynne: Dude, I'd play that. Sexy? No. But potentially hilarious. Naruto and Sasuke, and Naruto just gets a little over excited! That's all. He's got stamina--he'll be ready again, ten minutes. If that. Dude. Give him ten minutes. And Sasuke staring at him like... are you kidding, you had your chance.
askerian: XDDD
askerian: it would be just as funny the other way around
askerian: sasuke: *... SULKS FOR A YEAR*
askerian: no amount of pretending otherwise would make it that it didn't happen
sarolynne: Hehehehe. XD
sarolynne: You should almost write that as a Team 7 threesome thing. >.> If it were Sasuke, Sakura would have absolutely no idea how to handle it. And if it were Naruto, he'd die of shame.
askerian: naruto would be torn between going "Are you KIDDING omg you just CAME IN THIRTY SECONDS" and "aw come on let's try again, i'm sure you'll do better next time"
askerian: XDDD
sarolynne: XD
sarolynne: Naruto: ...I know! How about if I take a turn now, and them maybe after that, you'll have things together.
askerian: XDD
sarolynne: See? What the scenario lacks in sexiness, it totally makes up for in pure, hilarious, retarded charm. 9.9
askerian: sakura: umm it happens to me too?
sasuke: ... that just means you get to come twice. >(
sakura: ... well. *sexy no jutsu* :D?
sasuke: ....... *denies ever knowing her or naruto*
askerian: XDD
sarolynne: Heeee XD
sarolynne: What? Clearly nature was making it up to girls for not orgasming as reliably as men, by making it so they can do it repeated. Or something. A sort of, "well, it all evens out in the end" plan.
sarolynne: Pretend with me for a moment that nature has a personality and gives a fuck. But then it works out. XD
askerian: XDD
askerian: *loevs u*

sarolynne: I'm also picturing it with NaruIno now. XD
askerian: ... oh dude.
askerian: She'd grab him by the ears and give him a crash course in lawnmowing.
sarolynne: Naruto: ...QUIT LAUGHING!
Ino: *does not*
Naruto: I said quit laughing! It's just... been a while okay? I got sort of over excited Give me ten minutes, and I'll be back to it.
Ino: ...I have to wait ten minutes? You better start putting your tongue to better use.
sarolynne: I can see it now. Naruto tries to apologize, and Ino sits on his face. ;p
sarolynne: "...Now apologize. u.u"
askerian: ..... ahahahaha oh god XDDDDDDDD
askerian: me too! i can see it too. go ino go XD
sarolynne: ...I really may have to try writing that tomorrow. It will either end up being one of the funniest things I've ever written, or some of the weirdest porn.

Comments

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

This is to have proof I was considering it, isn't it? Making me keep my word in such ways. T_T

[reversedhymnal.livejournal.com]

Cunning is the Askerian! >D ♥ And thank god for that, lol.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god! XD That's too awesome!

[fateofshadow.livejournal.com]

Oh god -sides splitting!

I can really imagine it with Ino and Naruto but I think I'd rather see a team 7 one- the image of Sasuke coming too soon and getting jumped as he tries to run away is hilarious. 6_6

[viper-s.livejournal.com]

*very nearly dies of laughter* Go Ino, go! xD

[book-people.livejournal.com]

*chokes on coffee* *cracks the hell up*

You two are made of win and awesome. Have the internets. *hands them over*

I can't decide if it'd be more funny happening to Sasuke or Naruto. ...Then again, Naruto's reaction would be similar regardless, though in one situation it would involve more laughter on his part. Plus, I am predisposed to wanting to embarrass Sasuke. *ponders*

That NaruIno would be all things wonderful. Just saying...

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

Ahaha well, Sasuke does have all those years of tension built up. *dies quietly*

[kaigou.livejournal.com]

I hereby suggest a new panel at one of the upcoming Ycons -- we manage to ship Askerian in from overseas, we get Sarolynne to hold still long enough, and then we put the two of them at the top of the room facing each other and leave them to talk while the rest of us watch and enjoy. it'd be like performance art, with pr0n. and snark.

frankly, I think it sounds like a panel of epic win.

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

Good luck getting me to hold still. I am a SLAVE to the y-con staff. (...Though for that, I could probably slip my leash for an hour.)

[katsquared.livejournal.com]

OH PLEASE FIC.

Just the awkwardness would be amazing.

[lovingyouin1963.livejournal.com]

The awkwardness would be make a greeeat fic :)

...and yay for not being able to type today.

[alchemist511.livejournal.com]

sakura: umm it happens to me too?
sasuke: ... that just means you get to come twice. >(
sakura: ... well. *sexy no jutsu* :D?
sasuke: ....... *denies ever knowing her or naruto

*love!* would so read. more the team 7 than the naru/ino but still. just to see sasuke's reaction to sakura lol.

[ktoth04.livejournal.com]

hahah

[w-inds-no-unmei.livejournal.com]

Would love to read that. Both situations...and even the NaruIno....I'm greedy like that. ^^

[wanderingscroll.livejournal.com]

*gigglefits while parents watch in worry*

And the idea of getting you two together sounds Awesome!!!

[leahnari.livejournal.com]

*cackling in my dorm room with roomie behind me* You two are so right. "What it lacks in sexyness it makes up for in pure, hilarious retarded charm." Now I wanna read some fic where that happens! Sarolynne-san, have you considered anything yet?
Maybe I should just write some, I dunno. I love the different scenarios you present, the threesome, NaruIno ("a crash course in lawnmowing" *dies laughing*), Sakura's sexy-no-jutsu...
It's true, IM sometimes brings out the best ideas we've got. Keep it up, and thanks for posting this!

[askerian]

^___^ you'll be glad to know that Saro is writing the naruino idea! Except she doesn't know how to end the bunny at the moment, but when she's done I'll pimp her ficlet anyway. It's not going to be a long fic, but it's already funny. XD

But of course everyone is welcome to write some. Bwahahahaha.